I Punched a Mafia King

I Punched a Mafia King

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Category: ChickLit
> A Mafia story that's more silly than serious.

#2 in Chicklit 4/12/17
#7 in Humor 13/9/19
#8 in Romance ^

It's midnight once again, and I'm in my cramped room looking at all the old photo albums of my family before the split. Each picture holds a precious memory that's frozen in time. Picture by picture, page by page adds another tear in my eyes.

A creak came from outside my bedroom, the teal wallpaper was pealing off the walls. I have been living here for 11 years. I quickly hid the album under my pillow and ran to my closet. She couldn't back yet? She normally comes home around 4am drunk and broke. The slits on the closet doors were my only source of light, that was coming from my lamp in my dimly lit room.

My breathing became more rough and my heart was about to smash my ribcage. Wait, I'm a dela Cruz. I fight for what's right and I know how to fight!

As I peeked through the gaps on my closet door I seen three men in black masks and suits come through the door. "Find the damn girl" one of the men say, I'm assuming he's the boss. The two men started raiding the bedroom and the bathroom, while the boss of the trio slowly walked directly to the closet.

He had his hands on the knob of the closet, my stomach twisted. I backed away slightly to run up and attack the man. He opened the doors and I came flying out in my beautiful pj's. I caught he man by surprise and punched him in the stomach and kicked where the sun don't shine, I kicked hard to make sure he never had babies ever again.

"Fuck!" He yelled as he collapsed onto he cold floor. I pulled a smirk on my face, which caused him to shoot a do glare out of those captivating eyes.

The two men held me down while the boss rolled about on the floor for about 5 minutes straight, holding where I kicked him.

"You just punched a mafia king darling, you're gonna regret it" He whispered softly into my ear while I was held in between the other two.

Oh shit, I punched a mafia king!

Copyrighted2017© by x_angelu_

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- Last updated at 23:28 12-02-2020

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