DONALD TRUMPED - Short Funny Donald Trump Story

DONALD TRUMPED - Short Funny Donald Trump Story

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For the past few years, Britain has been dealing with a notorious killer who hunts his victims down in the street to muder them, yet that everyne does not know that the unstoppable maniac was in fact. Donald Trump..

Tonight is his last night of killing as he is soon TRUMPED by two unexpected men with an hidden side.



This book was written entierly by berserkJoe for WATTPAD IN 2016

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- Last updated at 09:43 14-04-2016

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