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ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵛᵒᵘʳⁱᵗᵉ ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗⁱᶠᵘˡ ᵇᵒʸˢ𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺- finney - robin-bruce-vance-billy-griffin

[Highest ranking: #1 in Spiritual on 15/8/18]•••• In which a girl saved a boy's life in the most unexpected of circumstances •She drank water. He drank alcohol.She had a family who'd take a bullet for her. He had a family who'd throw him under the bus.She dreamt of her future. He dreamt of his death. Both are Muslims but only one is closer to their Lord.•••*NOT CLICHÉ*This story in no way depicts the true Muslim culture. It's about the modern Muslims nowadays who steer away from the right path.This book contains some strong language, graphic content and violence so I advise you to read it with care. WARNING: too much cuteness you'll die squealing.©Copyright 2018. sanasays.Any sort of plagiarism of my story will be reported immediately, and that includes my aesthetics and banners as well.

He was gigantic.The 7'0 monster of a man towered over her, even though he was sitting. Bright cyan eyes gazed down at her unreadably. He gestured with his large fingers for her to come closer. She'd anxiously waddle up to him.His bare chest was on full display. Long, complex tattoos covered his right peck and entire arm. A language she didn't understand was written all along it. She was squeezing her thighs together and studying his manly appearance like a whimpering dog in heat.She could only squeal when he settled his hands on her hips and hauled her onto his lap.------------------------Suffering from severe amnesia, a woman wakes up cold and alone in a forest. She doesn't know where she is, how she got here, or who she even is.She's fortunate that a nearby community finds her and takes her in, where she meets a silent and... clingy... brute.

Title: 炮灰女配她暴躁干翻剧本 / Irritable Cannon Fodder is Flipping Through The ScriptAuthor: 妖爵金子Chapters: 338 [COMPLETED]MACHINE TRANSLATED [MTL]Cannon fodder Geng Ziying was killed by the love brain heroine and her body was occupied by Geng San, who came from another world.Geng Ziying, who turned into a fierce ghost, stared at her own body with resentment.Geng San is a genius ghost master. She has a bad personality and no heart. There are three ways to get her to take action: natural disasters, man-made disasters, and her mood!The cannon fodder brought herself and a group of ghosts, who were unjustly killed by the hero and heroine in the love brain novel, to Geng San for appeal.Geng San narrowed her eyes at the hero and heroine who were classified as a 'man-made disaster.'That night, a hot search broke out. The people who contributed to the death of Geng Ziying were exposed one by one.

Belle has not had the best life. Most of it she spent taking care of her sick father while her mother ran off to sleep with other men. So you can imagine her frustration when, only a few months after the death of her father, her mother forces her to come spend the holidays with her and her new family. But what happens when she meets a certain alpha on the plane who claims that she belongs to him?----"Mine. Mate," he said, his deep, husky voice ringing in my ears. His hands tightened around me as his forehead came down to meet mine and he breathed in deeply. I let my eyes close as I basked in the feeling of his arms around me and the delicious sparks that were running through my body. I didn't even know that it was possible to feel this good. I felt his head move from mine as he nuzzled his nose into my neck. I tilted my head to give him better access and he let out an approving grunt.And then I felt him place a gentle kiss right where my neck and shoulder met. My knees went weak, my entire body going numb as a breathy sound came from my mouth. He smiled against my neck, chuckling and taking all of my weight into his arms as I leaned completely into him to stop myself from falling."Hello, mate," he whispered in my ear.------This book is also known as Kidnapped By My Mate.

Bonnie Bennett, a teenage witch and the last standing Bennett witch, desperate to help her friends kill the original siblings. Kol, a ruthless original who has a constant hunger to get rid of Bonnie and her friends. Watch Two odds even. A BONNIE BENNETT STORY!!! BONNIE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER!

Ye Zexi transmigrated as the big villain in a danmei novel, who shares the same name as him. Then, he found out that everyone regards him as an imaginary enemy. In this regard, he adheres to only one principle: Don't want to fight, take everything you want. In the boy group's audition show: The team member wanted to take the C [Center] position from Ye Zexi. Ye Zexi took the initiative to withdraw for the sake of being lazy. The team member was complacent and thought that Ye Zexi had stage fright and the team member was determined to win. After the performance, Ye Zexi took first place. Team member: ?The instructor asked everyone about their purpose to join the competition. Other contestants: Dreams, because we love the stage! Ye Zexi: In order to go home and inherit the family property. Other contestants: ???Unexpectedly, not only did Ye Zexi fail to be lazy, he also became more popular. #A refreshing character among the boy group's participants##Bluntly announced his withdrawal, became popular without a debut#-On the last day of the audition show, when Ye Zexi thought he could finally relaxed, a certain three times awarded Film Emperor's Weibo @him, bluntly asked to work with him Ye Zexi: I don't--A certain actor: I owe hundreds of millions of dollars. I have to rely on this movie to turn it over. Only when I work with you, it can sell well. Ye Zexi: ???The movie filming was finally over. A certain actor @Ye Zexi: I have been separated from my mother since I was a child. She likes you very much after seeing this movie. I hope you can come to see her with me. She may consider taking me back. Ye Zexi: ...----One-sentence introduction: The full-level boss returns to the starting point to be a salted fish. Purpose: Those who work hard and humble will be favored by luck, and opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared.