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Bite Me
Living with a hot boy is fine.Living with five hot boys is hard.Living with five hot brothers is tough.Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake.Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with her, you're most likely going to end up somewhere in Mexico or being chased by hungry wolves. So when she's walking home at 1:30 am down an allyway, this can only lead to trouble.Lots of trouble.The next thing she knows, she's thrown into a world of a singing vampire, a crazy ex-boyfriend (who now she realizes is a vampire and is trying to kill her), and a house full of five hot vampires. How the hell does a girl handle a situation like this?She bites her way through it, of course.**Do not read if you cannot stand grammar errors and pretty much crappy writing. I need to edit this book drastically.**
A Week In My Life
I'm an ordinary boy, who has two devils as my dear brothers. Come and see how one week in my life can change your view of your life and how you can count yourself lucky.
Crazy,Awkward,Sweet
"I missed having a little cas in my life." He smirked, letting his eyes show a little life. It was a sight to see and no words could do it justice. "What's cas?" I frowned, confused. "It's who you are. Crazy, Awkward, and Sweet." After her mother takes a job out of the country, Matey Greer is sent to live with her estranged father and his new family. The wooded sleepy town of Palo Ville is a stark contrast to her fast life in Miami. But with a larger than life character like Matey - things will undoubtedly shake up. Follow Matey as she embarks on the cusp of something a little Crazy - 'Like kissing the scariest girl in school', a little Awkward - 'Like accidentally impersonating a doctor', and a little Sweet - 'Like falling for a guy who is seems wary of love.'||BEST RANKING: #1 IN HUMOR||||BEST RANKING: #34 IN TEEN FICTION||
Jurassic World- Camp Cretaceous: Retold
A group of six kids have been invited by Jurassic World themselves to test out the prototype for an exciting new project intended to open to the public in the next year. A new, state of the art summer camp north of the main park! All six campers have distinct backgrounds, personalities, motivations, and priorities. Will they all get along? More importantly, what comes of them when things don't exactly go to plan on Isla Nublar, and Jurassic World endures a more bloody ending than its predecessor? This is a retelling of the original series, which you can find on Netflix. It will remain faithful to the events of the show, with some changes for personal preference. For those who may not know: Jurassic World- Camp Cretaceous is a Netflix series which is canon to the movie franchise, and the first season takes place at the same time as the events of the 2015 film. All rights reserved to Amblin Entertainment, Dreamworks, and Universal. I have no official affiliations to the Jurassic World/Jurassic Park brand.
ใI trusted youใBen drowned x GN!reader
1 week, 7 days, 168 hours, 10080 minutes, and 604800 seconds. Was all you had left with your friend, Ben Lawman till his sacrifice by a cult called the moon children.What's the catch? Your part of that cult, and you have to lore him in. But you made a promise to yourself.You were going to fix things.Started: May 2022Finished: August 2022Ok I just wanted to clarify.Chris/Nekko and Y/n have a PLATONIC friendship. Nothing more.(Ben drowned does not belong to me, but belongs to Alex Hall. Gender neutral reader. This is kinda of a past Ben drowned x reader)1! #jadusable (7/9/22)1! #moonchildren (7/9/22)1! #angstyromance (7/9/22)1! #BenjaminLawman (7/15/22)1! #sacrifices (7/21/22)1! #bendrownedfanfiction (7/25/22)
My Brother's Rival
He pulled me closer. Even more closer. Our faces were like millimeters apart. "Aiden" I whispered. "Dont do this. We are enemies" I said trying my last shot to remind him that this was wrong. His grip on my waist tightened. His other hand travelled from my waist to my face , rubbing my cheeks softly. My eyes shut taking in all the pleasure I felt from the touch."This..this cupcake is not how enemies touch each other" he whispered"This is not how enemies hold each other " he said indicating our position. "This...is not how enemies.." he said as he came closer...he placed a soft kiss near my lip. It was almost feather like. I shuddered at the touch of his lips. My breathing quickened.."..how enemies kiss each other "____________________________Hailey , the sister of Eastwood High's hot quaterback's had a pretty normal life. Good grades, good looks, popularity, she had it all .But what happens when she meets her brother's ultimate rival , Aiden Clayton. Will this change her life for good or worse? ____________________******************************************************************************** enjoy the story!
The Flame's Eye
What happens when the fiercest flame meets the brightest eye? Will they shine in one accord, or crash down in flames together?Magnus Pines, the Chosen One, has only two goals in my mind, taking down Bill Cipher and protecting his family, no matter the cost. Jasmine Okumura, a demon from birth but an exorcist at heart, aims to defeat a villain of her own, that being the devil himself.Everything goes to plan for both of them until one fateful day, everything changes for both of them and things take a turn into an unpredictable and perilous avenue. Presently In a universe where anything can happen, will Jasmine be able to find her feet in her new surroundings in time? On the flip side, with the arrival of an intruder now on his already-snowballing list of things to worry about, will Magnus be able to attune to his new surroundings? Or will Bill finally get his way?This is a story written by both Wattup 3214 and Erica_2020. OCs (Original Characters) in this story, namely Magnus Pines and Jasmine Okumura are owned by Wattup3214 and Erica_2020 respectively.
never let me go
Harry and friends are returning to Hogwarts for an 8th year to complete their studies, but the last person he expected to return was Draco Malfoy. Can he put their old rivalry behind them and start anew?Draco has been dealing with his own struggles since the war, and finds himself in a very dark place when Harry Potter, of all people, comes back into his life. Can he offer what Draco desperately needs - a friend, or maybe more?This is the story of two boys working through old bitterness, sexuality, mental health, and new foes amidst the end of the war and their return to Hogwarts. Author's Note:This is a slow burn, enemies to lovers, with a lot of angst but a decent amount of fluff too, more of a plot than just the romance and a happy ending (trust me). Relationships are Harry x Draco, Ron x Hermione, and Pansy x Blaise. Updates will be regular because it's all already written out, and I will be publishing on AO3 at the same under the same name. There is also a playlist associated with the fic and a song for each chapter, so please check that out as well (link will be at the start of the first chapter). This is my first fanfic so all support is appreciated!
skyfall II fleur delacour
in which a dark and little bit twisted malfoy sister finds herself staring at a very beautiful blonde witch.violetta malfoy has never been in love but then she met fleur delacour, and weird and unfamiliar feelings enter her mind and heart, taking her by surprise. fem!oc x fleur delacour
Falling For Grumpy
"What's your name?" Came his voice"It's Islam" she said carefully. Why would her voice betray her? That wasn't suppose to sound so anxious, but it did. "Kidding. It must be ruiner!" He spatted and left, leaving her standing.***As he's the definition of gentle, she's the exact opposite. Find out if she'll ever find peace, after damaging Juhaif's possessions.
Blue Eyes (A Paranormal Romance)
HIGHEST RANK- #1 in Crush #2 in Paranormal For a moment he just sits there watching me with amused eyes, a smirk playing on his lips. Suddenly he stands up and walks forward until he's only inches from my body. Our faces so close that I can actually see the small sliver flecks in his eyes as they shimmer."Wha-what are you doing?" I stutter my voice coming out as a breathless whisper.He breathes out. His breath fanning across my face, it smells of peppermint with a hint of orange. I shiver at the feeling. Sending a sensation that's equally as phenomenal as it is terrifying down my body.He leans in just a little closer so that our noses are almost touching. I stare up into his eyes, unsure of what to do. I feel frozen in place, like I can't move, like maybe I don't want to."Time to seal it with a kiss" he suggests with a smirk. ๐น๐น๐นBethany Hibbler has a secret that she has kept from everyone.For 17 years Bethany has never told anybody that she can read minds. But then there's a new guy in school, he's arrogant, rude, egotistical, easily angered, and completely hot-he's Jake Lester.Before, Beth never believed in the paranormal world, but the word impossible seems all too possible when Jake arrives. This book is full of mind reading, a new set of vocabulary words, including: Book of Sacrimboniamat, The world of Eribiss, Eron, & Necrif, a lot of mistakes on Beth's part, some paranormal weirdness, confusion, palm facing stupidity, sarcasm, embarrassing moments, and a whole lot of comebacks.โโ"Oh my freaking God such a good book! Girl you better keep writing this is aw-mase-ing"-@pinklady7777777"I'm so excited, can't wait for more. I love this book so much, it's so interesting and totally the kind of book I read. ๐๐ U are an amazing writer ๐"-@Happyloner2004"Honestly, this is one of the most amazing stories I've ever read!!! Wonderful story plot and the characters are equally amazing! Keep the creative juices flowing"
They Say Love Hides Behind Every Corner. I Must Be Walking In Circles!
Note: This was written when I was 13. It is very much a product of my little tween mind at the time. Please approach with caution. ***Shay Barron is not afraid to be herself, or to be criticized for it. When she meets Forrest Rivers, he realizes that the hard way: She steals his milk. Forrest falls for Shay, surprising even himself. But Shay is already taken, by Westley Harrigan, who might just be the worst boyfriend ever. No one who knows them can figure out why they're still together. Westley and Shay's relationship takes a turn for the worse. Although Maddie and Jasmine didn't know what occurred, they take Shay out for a Girl's Night. Something goes terribly wrong, and Shay wakes up in the body of another girl--Serena Magnus.Shay's logic is that if she's in Serena's body, Serena must be in Shay's body. But where is Shay's body? Will Shay --or Serena-- ever be able to go back to normal?But a shocking discovery changes everything, and both Shay and Serena's lives may never be the same.
A Beautiful Evil (A Beautiful Book. 1) #Wattys2015
(A Beautiful Book #1)Highest Ranking in Paranormal: #63Word Count: 91,000Is true love worth the ultimate sacrifice?Looking human doesn't mean you are human, and Mara knows this all to well. She looks, talks, and even acts remotely human. But she's got a secret. A dark, evil secret: She's the daughter of the Devil, Queen of Gargoyles, and Princess of Hell.Cast out of Hell sense the fourteenth century and rounding up her father's vagabond minions, she knows the definition of "unloved". But when an old friend, Charles, shows up one night during a midnight patrol, telling her the terrible news that her mother has been cut by an Archangel's Blade, Mara's crazy life takes a twist. Challenged with old love interests and loyalty to her father, Mara must choose between following orders like a good girl, or taking a risk and following her heart that may end up destroying the world as she knows it.
Twisted Fate (Naraku x Reader)
A horrible car crash occurred, causing both your parents to be taken from you. Several years pass, and you've been dumped on several different relatives until finally, your aunt graciously takes you in, but you had to leave America and fly all the way to Japan. Since arriving, you had not once seen your cousin Kagome, who you're the same age as. Nothing about the things you're told was adding up, which only made you more suspicious. Read on to find out how twisted your fate really becomes when Naraku twists you into his webs of lies.
HIS SIDEKICK
You have read the stories of the Bad boy and the good girl, but have you read the story of the bad boy's sidekick and the good girls best-friend?Two people. Broken. When Ryder sweeps Jasmines best friend off her feet, Jasmine is met with a brutal awakening. She won't have her best friend forever. Having troubles at home Jasmine is forced to get to know the best-friend of the boy who stole her best friends heart.**This is my first book so feel free to comment about any mistakes I made, or any opinions at all! Thank you.
The Dora Cult
Hello brethren and sisteren. After many years I have finally found my obsession with our majestic godess Dora the explorer. I wanted to share my love for the mighty mistress and hopefully find others who were obsessed with her as mutch as I was whin I was little. So come with me as I post some random shit as we praise our lord and savior DORA!! Just so you know I don't own Dora The Explorer or any of the images that I put on here. All that I own is my writing and anything that I say that I own. This book is for humor and laughs only.
Nothing gold can stay || Adopted By Janthony Story | Watty's 2018
Angel is just a orphan girl with big dreams but she has given up on being adopted because she's almost a teen and nobody wants to adopt a teenager that's when 2 young adults came into her life.
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where a duo of rivals who were robbed from a successful debut are willing to unite forces and fight to tooth and nail to secure high ground in the competitive idol industry that kpop is. favian had been scouted at the tender age of 10 years by one of the largest kpop entertainment agencies. he gave his entire childhood for the dream just to be scraped out the line up with debut just around the corner.yongnam, nicknamed the โ ๐ฏ๊ฏญ๐ข๐ต๊ฏญ๐ช๐ฐ๊ฏญ๐ฏ๐ด๊ฏญ ๐ฑ๊ฏญ๐ช๊ฏญ๊ฏญ๐ค๊ฏญ๐ฌโ after it's predecessor. he who at just 15 years old had been labeled as centers of centers, lost his chance to a successful career. all of the sacrifices he underwent, just to be cut short at only 5 months. from ๐๊ฏญ๐บ๐๊ฏญ๐๐๊ฏญ๐'๊ฏญ๐ ๊ฏญ๐๐๊ฏญ๐ผ๊ฏญ๐ to ๐ป๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐ in a split of a second all thanks to rumors.where mystic sounds creates a super group that will be leaders of the new generation of kpop.โBOOK 1: ๐๐พ๐ฒ๐บ๐๐๐ฐ๐๐ series โmale oc x ???โฌโฌโฌโฌโฌโฌโฌโฌโฌโฌโฌโฌโฌโฌ โช ๐ฝ๐ด๐พ๐ผ๐ฐ๐๐ธ๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ด๐๐ธ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ , ๐ธ๐ถ๐ธ๐น โซ © ๐๐ข๐ฃ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ง า NEOMATICVERSE
Truth be told
Mason Hisense loved by few, hated by most. Being Mason Hisense isn't easy especially if Sebastian McGregory is present in it. Meet Sabestian your dreamy A student, got the looks and brains and also one of the majority that hate Mason. What happens when Mason has to live under the same roof as him .Who will be the first to force love between the two.
POKEMON - CHAOS AND ORDER! (Amourshipping)
Serena Yvonne is a 15 year old girl from Asperita City in the Unova Region. She's shy, anti-social and has trust issues. One day, her mother forces her to start her Pokemon Journey. What happens when she finds out that not only is she being forced to go on a Journey that she doesn't want to go on, but also she's assigned to have a male partner? Why does she keep repeating the phrase 'I can't fall in love!'? Let's find out!Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to the Pokemon Franchise!
Rose's Thorns || Wattys 2016
Book 1 in the Clearwater seriesMaybelle Smith, or Rose as she is more known, is about as stereotypical as you get when it comes to a teenager. She hates school, her brother pisses her off, sarcasm is her first language, and she can't stand her math teacher.Oh, yeah, and she's a werewolf, but what's a few minor details here and there.Everything is all peaches and cream until her eighteenth birthday roles around, when she finds out her supposed 'fated mate' is her ex best friend who is also the alpha of a very touchy rival pack that hates her guts. So of course they'd be forced into marriage to avoid an attack from crazy rouges, and of course the two packs would have to live under the same roof; I mean, life just wouldn't be right if not. So, just to recap, Rose has to mend bonds with her 'mate,' get two sworn enemies to work as one, prevent a possible massacre, and is still expected to get an A on her next math test. But like I said, minor details.
A Safe World: Neptunia x ODST! Male Reader
2552. You were one of the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers (ODST) that were meant to land on the Solemn Penance Covenant Ship in the City of New Mombasa, Earth. But things went wrong as the Alien ship made a slipspace jump before your pod could land on it.Instead of falling to certain death in your own coffin, an anomaly in the form of a portal was created, sucking your pod into it. You secure-landed on a strange world known as gamindustry, but now the Covenant alien empire has the exact coordinates of this world, and it's planning a large-scale invasion.Will you be able of stopping them, along with this colorful group of girls? And will this get both of you killed or will unite you as you go through hell together?-----------------------------------------------------------[Status: Complete][Word Count:130'627] Enjoy!I do not own Neptunia, Halo, or any of the trademarks shown here and blah blah blah.
Life as Esme
Esme's life has never been simple with an absent hole in her life where her mother was supposed to be but it's all she's ever known. Living with her dad, a struggling writer, money is tight and anything from glamorous.But this time when her dad decides to move again to "change up the scenery" or in other words they got evicted again she decides to change up the scenery of her own life, too. At her new school, where no one knows her or her past, she takes up the facade of a brand new Esme. Remaking herself into an Esme from England with a charming British accent, two rich parents, and loads of made up stories from her old prestigious boarding school. She is instantly roped into the popular group, catches the eyes of the cutest boy in school, and meets her unusual lab partner. As she entangles herself deeper into these lies she learns to balance her perfect fantasy life with her not so dazzling home life with her avid father. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, if her father could write his own stories why couldn't she with her life?
The Inevitable Fate
Running, cycling, trekking, mountain climbing, picnics and celebrations and moreover being a part of a crazy family tour. It is a vacation full of confusion, problems, family time and totally melodramatic member. Visiting her native place to attend a cousin's wedding seems to be a very exciting trip to her, despite of knowing the fact that her aunt has no good intentions. On the other hand, returning back to the family after years, Ahaan Ali stands clueless in his life, he gets new rays of hope with Alia by his side.What will happen when they both discover their true feelings? Will they accept the destiny that fate has planned for them? Will her aunt be able to fulfill her dreams for Alia and Ahaan?Be a part of the vacation where secrets shall unfold, they'll make their way to keep you astouned.
Magic? || Years 5-7
- THIS IS A CONTINUATION OF A BOOK, NOT A STANDALONE STORY -โ๐ ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ข๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ง ๐ ๐๐๐ง ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ.โ***This is indeed a Draco Malfoy love story, but other pairings do pop up sometimes!***Amisty River never expected to be a witch.But, to be fair, she never expected very much to come out of her life.This is the story of her life at Hogwarts. The place where she uncovers the secrets of her family, her past, herself, and power she must learn to control.The place where she forges her own family and just might fall in love along the way. Even if it hurts.After all, what else are a Slytherin and Gryffindor going to do other than crash and burn?***โ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ง ๐ข๐ง ๐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐๐ก๐๐๐, ๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค ๐'๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐๐๐๐ค ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐ข๐ญ.โ***Rankings!!! <3#10 - hpfanfiction (5/8/21)#9 - dracomalfoyxoc (5/1/21) - This has been cross-posted on Quotev under sunnystories17 -