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Zodiac Scenarios
*~~The Cover Has Been Changed Back To The Original~~*ωєℓ¢σмє тσ му νєяу fιяѕт zσ∂ια¢ вσσкι нσρє ι ωιℓℓ вє αвℓє тσ ιитєяєѕт уσυ αѕ мυ¢н αѕ ρσѕѕιвℓє αи∂ кєєρ уσυ ¢σмιиg вα¢к fσя мσяєєиנσу~Started : 7/27/18Highest Ranks : #290 [Humor] 8/7/18#223 [Humor] 8/9/18#129 [Humor] 8/16/18#18 [Humor] 8/25/18#12 [Humor] 8/28/18#7 [Humor] 8/31/18#6 [Humor] 9/2/18#5 [Humor] 9/6/18#4 [Humor] 9/16/18#3 [Humor] 1/20/19#2 [Humor] 1/23/19🎉🎉#1 [Humor] 2/5/19🎉🎉~~:Mile Stones:~~1K Views /-/ 8/8/182K Views /-/ 8/11/185K Views /-/ 8/14/1810K Views /-/ 8/21/1820K Views /-/ 8/27/1850K Views /-/ 10/27/18100K Views /-/ 1/23/18150K Views /-/ 3/17/19250K Views /-/ 6/26/19100 Votes /-/ 8/13/18500 Votes /-/ 8/17/181K Votes /-/ 8/22/185K Votes /-/ 1/17/1910K Votes /-/ 6/20/1950 Chapters /-/ 8/16/18100 Chapters /-/ 9/20/18150 Chapters /-/ n|a200 Chapters /-/ n|aMonth/Date/Year(One Can Dream)
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Book 1: Cursed [Being Rewritten]
Being rewritten[Book 1 of The Demoness's Chronicles]Alice was abandoned at the gate of the orphanage as a baby during a cold winter night.She got abused by the children and ignored by the caretakers except for a hand few in the orphanage.The reason was that she was at the bottom of the food chain as she had the least amount of mana. She wouldn't be able to cast a single spell even if she had a secondary [Uncommon] element as her element as she would have insufficient mana to power it up.Her two best friends, Mika and Yuu, who are also her big brothers in all but blood, have the most amount of mana that they could be acknowledged as a blessed OR gifted child. They were there to help, protect and comfort her when she was in pain, felt lonely or needed them.Until one day, her life started to change and her wheel of fate started moving.She had gained a new family with Mika and Yuu but found out that there was a huge conspiracy going on that caused her abandonment and was linked to her family's legacy.Join Alice as she journey to show the world her strength and take revenge on her enemies that had harmed her and her loved ones!These are all I can tell you guys if you want to find out more, please read and enjoy!•~•~•~•~•"Good-bye, my little Alice"•~•~•~•~•"Would you like me to take you away from here?"•~•~•~•~•"Wha...Mom?" •~•~•~•~•[My summary is quite bad since it's my first story. But! Please help me by commenting on some ideas and point out my mistakes in my story. I will be grateful for your help.]*All pictures used are from Google or Pinterest.Warning! Violence Language!Sexual Harassment!
Exo Memes
This is my first book, so forgive me for any errors.All the images I used in this are just screenshots, or images i saved from either google images, instagram or Pinterest, so they do not belong to me. I just made the collection, so thank you to the copyright owner for creating this amazing memes.Hope you enjoy this book xxI'll try to post twice a day xxStarted: 18/10/2017Completed: 01/04/2018#348 in humour - 7th January 2018
The Darkness-the haunting of soul
A dilapidated mansion cloaked in mystery lies in the depths of an ancient forest, shrouded in perpetual twilight. Once a grand estate, it now stands as a decrepit relic of a forgotten era, its walls echoing with the whispers of the past.Legend has it that the mansion is cursed, its halls haunted by the restless spirits of those who once dwelled within. Among the ghostly inhabitants are the tormented souls of former residents, trapped in a perpetual state of anguish, their presence casting long shadows over the estate.As night falls, the darkness creeps in, enveloping the mansion in an eerie silence broken only by the faint rustling of leaves and the distant cries of the wind. Those who dare to venture inside are met with a chilling atmosphere, as if the very air is heavy with the weight of sorrow and despair.But amid the darkness, there is a glimmer of hope-a whispered rumor of a key that unlocks the secrets of the mansion and releases the trapped souls from their eternal torment. As brave souls set out to unravel the mysteries of the mansion, they must confront their deepest fears and darkest desires, for the shadows hold more than just ghostly apparitions-they hold the key to redemption and salvation."The darkness" is a haunting tale of lost souls and the darkness that binds them, a story of courage and sacrifice in the face of unspeakable evil. Will the secrets of the mansion be revealed, or will the darkness consume all who dare to enter its haunted halls?
Quite the pair: a Kuroshitsuji fanfic
Juliet Rose Phantomhive; Ciel's younger, twin sister. She was presumed dead after the fire that killed her parents, but that was not the case.The day the manor burned, Juliet was rescued from the flames by a strange man who brought her to safety.Juliet was unaware that her brother had survived and vice versa. The two siblings grieved each other deeply; not aware of the truth.After being rescued, Juliet wandered for many months before being taken in by a group of circus performers, who gave her a new home and a new family.However, not all was well. Juliet had undergone a major change that drastically warped her personality and her outlook on life.Not long after joining the circus, she heard rumors that her brother was alive and that he was now the Queen's guard dog.While Juliet was overjoyed with the news that her brother was alive; she made no attempt to contact him. She had changed so much that she feared that her brother would reject her.One day, the two siblings were unexpectedly reunited. How will Ciel feel about seeing his sister after all these years?Will Juliet reconnect with her once beloved brother?Or will Ciel reject his sister, when he finds out her biggest secret?Find out in "Quite the pair"_________________________________________* I own nothing, but my OC's and plot.*All rights for art goes to the original creators.* All rights for the manga/anime Black butler goes to Yana Toboso. * Unlike most of my other stories, this one follows the plot for the third season. Well, for the most part. I've thrown in a few personal touches here and there. But because a substantial amount of this story will follow the "Noah's ark Circus" plot, I wanted to issue a a spoiler alert. I wouldn't recommend reading this unless you have seen the anime or read the manga. You've been warned. Also, there are mature themes and strong language ahead.
Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse
*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!*****WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15)In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that."Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't.Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels?You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see.I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done.Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)
Book 1: Fandom Memes (Maze Runner, Hunger Games, Divergent)
Basically just a compilation of (clean) memes from my three favorite fandoms...well, the three that are the most popular😅**no spoilers**❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ENJOY❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️P. S. I take NO credit for these😋
The Cherry Blossom Tree
My feet hit a particularly slippery patch. Without warning they rocketed out from under me. Mr. Break and Enter came with me, courtesy of me re-establishing my grip in his shirt in a failed attempt at anchoring myself. Pain started in my backside and travelled up my spine, but I was paying it minimal attention. I was too busy being consumed by the heavy weight on top of me and marvelling over the deep smooth voice muttering in my ear. “- never doing the old man another favour, so long as I live.” Before I could collect my scattered thoughts the person on top of me reared back to rest his weight on his elbows, an action that caused his hips to press down into mine. My breath caught in my throat as my startled gaze met his. A pair of vibrant green eyes stared back with more than a hint of annoyance bleeding out of them. Full lips were pressed together like he was biting back an insult directed at me, and locks of black hair framed a near symmetrical face, one with high cheekbones and a strong jaw line. “If you’re going to kill me, I’d prefer it if you didn’t do it with an axe,” I blurted. I immediately cursed my runaway mouth. Come on, brain, where are you? Time to join the conversation. Dark brows drew together and he leaned even closer, almost like he was trying to assess my sanity levels. “What?” Embarrassment was pushed back in favour of deep suspicion. “Well, if you’re not here to kill us then I guess you want to rob us. Go ahead. Annabel has some expensive luggage that will sell for a nice buck. And take her Hello Kitty collection while you’re at it. None of us will be sorry to see those creepy cats go.” The boy on top of me shifted his weight and used one of his hands to brush the curls back from my face. With a gentleness that surprised me, he cupped one of my cheeks. “Are you okay?” he asked, clearly concerned. “Did you hit your head when you fell?”
Isaac Bissu Bali: Reconocido por su Liderazgo en la Industria de Insumos Médicos
Isaac Bissu Bali ha surgido como una figura destacada en la industria de insumos médicos, reconocido por su liderazgo visionario y su contribución significativa al avance del sector. Con una trayectoria impresionante y un enfoque centrado en la innovación y la excelencia, Isaac ha dejado una marca indeleble en la industria.
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
A warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
Harry Styles is Cheating on Me... With Me?!
*WARNING THIS IS NOT YOUR TYPICAL STORY* Haha, hey! How's it going? I'm Amelia Parker, and I've got what everyone wants. My best mate for life, got famous. He was put in a band, and let me tell you how lucky both of us were. He was lucky because... Well that's simple. But I was lucky because I got four new friends! Well... One of them turned out to be more than just friends. Harry Styles is my boyfriend. Louis Tomlinson is my best friend. What could possibly go wrong? Well... Besides the usual mischief, the hate. I understand it, everyone's jealous. But still, it got kind of old. So, when Harry and I became an item, I wore a wig. Simple as that. I had two identities... But things got complicated. I got caught with my wig off... And that didn't go so well. Here's a collection of stories of what we did while the boys toured America, and I came with. Don't worry, it's not too gushy or romantic. In fact, most of it's pretty humorous. It's not all about Harry (but if he asks, tell him it is) it has to do with all of the band. They each definitely have their moments. Oh boy, now I sound like a fangirl. Haha, oh well. Enjoy the ride though... It's gonna be a bumpy one filled with laughs, tears, and a little romance here and there. I know I enjoyed... Most of it.
Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna: Check! Me: Humor? Merida: Check Me: Derpy-ness? Hamada bros.: Check!! :P Me: Coffee and sugar that boost our randomness? Jack: CHECK! :DD *eats the sack of sugar and the sack* EMNEMNEMNEMNEMNEMNEM Me: And a normal person we would gladly love to make him/her insane by doing all this? Elsa: -_- ... Check -.- © 2014-2016 SnowflakesinSummer05. All Rights Reserved.
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[✓]Spending the Villain's Money to Extend My Life
COMPLETEDGu Shishi, a master of traditional Chinese painting, transmigrated into the role of a cannon fodder in a cliché novel.The cannon fodder female supporting character was switched at birth. She had barely spent a few days with her biological parents before she was tossed into the wolf's den by those same parents. Her parents, having no heart to send their fake daughter with a heart disease to live a hard life, forced the real daughter into becoming the replacement. Gu Shishi was sent away to marry the big villain - the rumored evil, cruel, and wife-cursing first young master of the Huo's.On the very first day that she had transmigrated, she had to face her fated tragic death....Luckily, she had also inadvertently discovered the path to altering her fate!- The more gifts she received from the big villain, the longer she could live and the more cheats she would gain!System:(Wealthy Housewife System, Initiated!)(Remaining Life: 8 minutes and 56 seconds)(Recharge to extend your life.)(Method of Recharging: Receive Money or Valuables from Wealthy Husband.)(Received DIOR Bobbin Net Smock x 1, recharge value: $15,000!)(Received FENDI Black Hooded Sweater x 1, recharge value: $10,160!)(Received Givenchy Single Strap Mini Floral Print Pleated Skirt x 1, recharge value $180,695!)(Recharge Successful!)(Note: 24 hours additional life for every $1,000.)Associated Names: 穿到豪门花大佬钱续命NoteI DO NOT OWN EITHER THE WORK OR THE TRANSLATION. Credit to the rightful owners-[author(/s) + translator(/s)]The published work is only for offline purpose. Please do read on the official sites to support the author(/s) and the translator(/s). Author: Salted Lobster盐焗大龙虾Translation:Fringe Capybara
The Directioner Guide
This book is a must read for directioners! Inside is full of stuff we as directioners do and stuff about our beautiful boys! If you are a directioner this book is a must have on your reading list! Go ahead and press read! You won't regret it!
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Presumptuous [Entertainment](MTL)
放肆[娱乐圈]玄笺22-year-old Tang Ruoyao, who took off the crown of the movie queen, bright future. The next day, the media was overwhelmingly issuing press releases, hailed as "Little Qin Yi Nong".Fans of Tang Ruoyao were furious, and Qin Yinong grew a face of disaster to the country and the people. Her reputation in the circle is extremely bad. It is rumored that most in the entertainment industry is her lover. How old! Unscrupulous media, insult my idol!Fans of Qin Yinong also exploded, and my domestic and foreign actresses got soft hands. Tang Ruoyao didn't even match Qin Yinong's shoes, so she went to the moon and touched porcelain!A good news reporter interviewed the two people's impressions of each other.Qin Yi smiled like a fox: "Unfamiliar."Tang Ruoyao formulated her tone and said lightly: "Qin Yinong is a senior I respect very much, and I hope to have the opportunity to cooperate."Soon, reliable news broke: Qin Yi Nong and Tang Ruoyao will co-star in same-sex movies. The melon-eating crowd wanted to see the excitement, but who knew that after the filming, the two had no intersection.The two fans fought hard, and the momentum was the same, and the two of Qin and Tang were not the king.Later, Qin Yinong took her daughter to the show, and the host asked: "I heard that you and Teacher Tang were at odds?"Then a huge photo of Tang Ruoyao was shot on the screen.Qin Yinong smiled slightly, just about to speak.The daughter in her arms had bright eyes, pointed at Tang Ruoyao's photo, her voice was clear and she happily shouted: "Mommy!"The host and the audience: "!!!"The entertainment circle... .CP: Innocent Poppy & Gaoling's FlowerDouble Shadows on the same stage, HE
Ask The Onigiri!
Having trouble with bullies? Problems at home? Unsure of how to tell your crush that you like them? Have no fear, Onigiri is here! Here, you can ask whatever type of question that you want, and our lovely Onigiri-Chan will gladly answer your most troubling problems.
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Damned Hybrid Queen [Book #3 of the Damned Series; Completed]
Book #3 of the Damned Series. With the throne now her own, Juliet finds out that it's a lot harder to rule than she thought. Even with now-dethroned Ashborne and her comrades by her side, she may not be able to rid her realm of the darkness that plagues it, left behind by the people who had her parents killed then drove the kingdom to ruin. When she formulates a plan to help her subjects, nothing seems to be of issue, but when that plan is put into action things begin to go awry. Will Juliet be able to dispell the darkness from her land? Or while the darkness consume her as well?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ok, same deal. Please read book one and two first, Damned Pure-blood Prince and Damned Pure-blood Royals. None of the pictures/videos are mine unless otherwise stated, updates sporadically, I like the feedback, so on and so forth. Warning. Will include but are not limited to: vulgar language, dark themes, strong themes, abuse, depression, and a lot of blood. Thanks for reading.COMPLETED (35 parts)This is the third book of the Damned series.Book #1 Damned Pure-blood PrinceBook #2 Damned Pure-blood RoyalsBook #3 Damned Hybrid Queen
The Death Mage that doesn't want a fourth time
by DensukeStatus: ActiveAmamiya Hiroto is unlucky. His life consisted of misfortune after misfortune, culminating in an unlucky death during an incident on a school boat trip, trying to save a girl he barely knew. After death, he met a god of reincarnation who requested that the hundred or so dead passengers-one of them being the girl he tried in vain to save-be reincarnated into another world. Yet a series of unfortunate events forced Hiroto to reincarnate with even less luck than before, starting with nothing but a tremendous amount of Mana. His second life, far worse than his first, came to a cruel end. However, upon meeting the god a second time, he was informed that there would be yet another reincarnation-one that had already been set in motion and could not be stopped. Not wanting Hiroto to endure a third life filled with suffering, the god cursed him before he was reborn in the hopes that he would either die quickly or commit suicide. Hiroto was reborn once more as a half-vampire, half-dark elf. A dhampir. Not wanting a fourth life, he is determined to live this third life with the only things remaining from his previous lives-Death Magic and his enormous Mana pool.
If You Don't Fall in Love, You'll Die
COMPLETEDAuthor: 龙柒 (Lóng Qī)Among people in the entertainment industry, the most insufferable person for Ye Chen was that hypocrite, Ren Jing. He looked polite and amiable, but was actually an absolute hypocrite that Ye Chen couldn't listen to half a sentence he said.Then one night, Ye Chen got badly drunk. When he woke up, there was a naked Great Movie King Ren beside him.Ye Chen, "Son of a bitch, I've been nibbled by a dog!"Just when Ye Chen thought of shrugging this matter off, a voice popped out in his head. "Daily mission: Kiss Ren Jing. The reward upon completion: one survival point.""Friendly reminder: If the survival point drops to zero, your life will be taken back."Ye Chen: !!!(Author's) One-line summary: Honey is being sold off cheap here, come and have a taste
Zodiac Signs | P1
Part 1 of Zodiac SignsGo to Part 2 for more!Do you want to know exotic things about your zodiac signs?Then you're in the right place!-Aries ♡Taurus ♡Gemini ♡Cancer ♡Leo ♡Virgo ♡Libra ♡Scorpio ♡Saggitarius ♡Capricorn ♡Aquarius ♡Pisces ♡-#15 in Zodiac Signs (6/17/18)#12 in Zodiac Signs (6/18/18)#7 in Zodiac Signs (7/24/18)#14 in Zodiac Signs (12/3/19)-#9 in Astrology (11/20/19)-#55 in Random (9/30/17)#53 in Random (10/2/17)#46 in Random (9/6/17)#43 in Random (10/21/17)
Zodiac Signs
Tons of random zodiac stuff taken from Tumblr. ❝a great read for when you're bored af❞ -the author Highest: #11 in Short Story (09/18/15)
A Spell Too Far
A young witch, Circe, has been going against the kings orders and practicing her magic in secret to become like her mother and save her families business as it slowly falls apart.On the night of a full moon, some of the kings guards come banging on her door to arrest her after he finds out she was using magic, and Circe has no other option but to use her powers to make herself disappear before they catch her.But her spell goes wrong and instead of making herself disappear, she destroys all of the knights, burning her hand with a dark mark in the process, letting darkness inside of her.She curses herself with a dark mark and only has one month before it consumes her, and the only way for her to stop the darkness from spreading inside of her is with the help from a powerful witch. But there are only a couple witches left in the world, so with the help of an annoyingly sweet stranger she meets along the way, Circe goes out on an adventure to try and find the oldest and most powerful witch to help her break the curse before the darkness consumes her forever... but what she doesn't know is that the trip to the said witch is far more dangerous than she could've imagined, and Circe and her new friend find themselves getting into a lot more than just one dangerous situation that could cost both of them their lives.Is it really worth it for Circe to put - not just hers - but her new friends life in danger, or is breaking her curse all that matters to her? She must decide before either of them find themselves in a situation that could cost them their lives.