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Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed)
"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him."I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." **Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede?Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... **Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #BillionaireAmazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -ReaderFantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **
Sex and Death in Skeleton City
Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying![[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]][[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]
Entangled| Humor-Romance (Completed)
First love is hard enough.It's new and exciting and absolutely terrifying and maybe even unrequited. When it's difficult for Skyler to move on from her silly little crush, she just has to take a leap of faith... at least that's what she was advised. All that's easy to say, but how hard is it to actually confess your feelings, spell it out and put your heart on the line? Meet Skyler and experience this struggle with her. ***************"What's the worst a confession could lead to?" Skylar thought when she decided to approach her long time crush, everything that followed was absolutely unexpected and totally hilarious... Only, maybe it's not so funny for Skyler. Ayden Smith is a lone wolf, or so she thought. He didn't exactly go out of his way to make friends and was a little too self-sufficient for his own good. Is it even possible he might return her feelings, seems unlikely... but when their paths intertwine, and things get out of hand, what could happen over the course of a summer...?Other than a tonne of embarrassing things that is... ****************If you are in the mood for a sweet heartwarming summer romance with not too much drama, this is the one for you. Note: This story could lead to a lot of second-hand embarrassment, uncontrollable smiling and loud obnoxious laughter. Proceed with caution⚠ ***************Thank you blackwidow999 for the book cover.
-MHA Dark Humor- Dead Dreams and Dark Humor
Dead dreams and dark humor, isn't it wonderful? Come, have a seat, and wallow in self pity. Don't be shy. Deku's gonna cry with you.
Dioses romanos/zodiaco
Los hijos de los dioses romanos son llevados a un instituto de dioses a ver si por fin se les quita el toque infantil. Habrá nuevos romances, amistades, peleas y tonterías.
The Evil Within Ruvik x Reader
idk I mean....if you want to read it you can.....but idk sorry...sorry...im new...why you still reading this....help me, I'm cringe
Prince Charming Must Die
THIS STORY IS NOW FREE! When a newlywed princess discovers her Prince Charming is married to six other royals, she brings the outraged spouses together to plot revenge. But will their story have a fairy tale ending? ***** Marrying Prince Charming was supposed to be the key to Princess Ashley's happily ever after. Instead, the princess finds herself abandoned for months at a time while Charming slays dragons and fights ogres in distant lands. Frustrated and lonely, she invites six neighboring royals -- five princesses and one prince -- to her kingdom for a week-long gala, hoping to ask for marriage advice. But after a few glasses of chardonnay, the truth comes out: there's only one Prince Charming, and they're all married to him. Obviously, Prince Charming must die. But as the royals set out on a dangerous quest for revenge, they must face foul-smelling armies, dark magic, evil stepsisters, and a troubling shortage of face cream. Soon they uncover an even more dastardly plot, and to save the Seven Kingdoms, the royals must risk everything to rewrite their Happily Ever After.
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The Boy with the Violet Eyes
{SPIN-OFF TO "THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE" | SECOND BOOK IN THE SERIES} {2018-2023}*~*"Thank you for quitting that disgusting couple moment before I had to interrupt.""Careful, I might start making out with him just to torture you some more.""I hate you.""I have no objections.""Oh, god, please don't. Let's just get back to the task on hand."We all turn back around but find the table empty."What? Where the hell did they go?"We hear the clearing of a throat right next to us, at the end of the booth, opposite the window."Uhh-no hablo inglés. Me llamo Pablo.""You bitch-""Traitor-"
Sneezes and Cuddles (Phan)
Dan and Phil are cuddling both cherishing their rare moment of peace, when Dan unexpectedly gets sick.It's cuter then i expected, actually.Also quick thank you to anyone who even considers reading this, my stories mean the world to me, thanks again! <3
I Tell Him
Michael loves Gavin.Gavin loves a monster.There's nothing Michael can do but try.
Those Good Days
After a heist went wrong the Lads were taken by a rival gang. Gavin and Lil'J are scared for Michael as he takes the brunt of the torture.Well, it's a good thing they've got three dangerous men who will stop at nothing to get them home.(Jeremy Version)
Safe at Home (Jeremy Version)
After a heist went wrong the Lads were taken by a rival gang. Gavin and Lil'J are scared for Michael as he takes the brunt of the torture.Well, it's a good thing they've got three dangerous men who will stop at nothing to get them home.(Jeremy Version)
Safe at Home (Ray version)
After a heist went wrong the Lads were taken by a rival gang. Gavin and Ray are scared for Michael as he takes the brunt of the torture.Well, it's a good thing they've got three dangerous men who will stop at nothing to get them home.(Ray Version)
Yo me opongo
María ha tenido muchos novios.María ha sido engañada por cada uno de sus novios.María conoció a Mino.María al fin conoció a alguien que no le va a engañar.María ignora el detalle de que Mino es un perro.María es arrastrada a un viaje.María viaja a la selva.María descubrirá dos cosas en ese viaje:1)Mino tiene necesidades.2)Mino quiere perritas.Historia escrita para el desafío "Valentín cómico" de @Humor-Es
Bambi and Thumper
Our story unfolds in the dark ages before LBGTQ+. Terry and Alan were never friends. What they were was a pair of fun-sized and terror-stricken high school freshmen. The boys were under the thumb of senior ogres: Butch and his wingman Spike. Under the threat of bloody dismemberment, Terry and Alan become Bambi and Thumper. The Girls come out as the brunt of every joke and prank by faculty and student and parent. Cringe as the pair suffer humiliation, abuse, and betrayal. Please be aware that the humor and plot of this fiction are Mature Entertainment.
The Gangleaders Sister
"H-how did you do that?""I'm the gangleaders sister, who the fuck do you think I am?"-------#86 in Teenfiction- Second Of January, 2017#33 in Humor- Twentyfirst Of March, 2017
𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙥, 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙!
ᴀ ꜱᴡᴋ & ᴍQ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ꜰɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜰᴜɴ, ᴡᴀᴄᴋʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇʏ-ᴅᴏᴠᴇʏ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ.
UA Staff chat vs tired college student
In which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chatFor reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own riskPublished: February 11, 2022I DON'T OWN MHA-
Blurry Face (yandere ticci Toby x reader) part: 2
Since I have to continue the story over here you can read the first chapters on my other account @111MIRROR111
Miraculous Funny Texts●Completed●
Very Funny and Weird Text I write.#220 in Humor- 5/14/17#245 In Humor- 5/15/17
My Street; The Girl Next Door-Travis x Reader
So you're the new girl on My Street and someone happens to catch your eye. Travis! He's sweet, funny, and hard to get your mind off of. You find yourself growing more and more fond of him each minute. If you're not careful, he'll sweep you off your feet!
You are yours, no one else's
Michael probably couldn't tell you exactly when it started or how it happened. The pain is good, it's for his own good, he deserves this. Affection has always been foreign, having not received any for most of his life, aside from his parents. That is, until he moved to Austin, he moved for a job offer at a company called Roosterteeth, where the five people he found himself working with, soon became his closest friends. They were his first friends since... kindergarten...? Maybe? Michael couldn't remember but then again he also didn't really care...Or; where Michael had a bad past and is too scared to get too close to the guys. With a mistake on Gavin's part and a shit ton of comfort, maybe he can learn to trust them like he wanted to.I am open to prompts. Please let me know.
Zachariah| Major-editing
"Everything's in your hands."It all started when she found herself in his car. She didn't know what the future stored in for her. What possibly could go wrong? If she had decided to follow him for the next three months?
Popular Meets Unpopular
Julianne Banks is captain of the cheerleading team and the most popular girl in school. So, when the coach of the cheerleading team threatened to kick her off the cheerleading team if she didn't get her grade up in trigonometry; she saw it as a turn for the worst.None of her friends or her boyfriend were good at trigonometry. And she didn't know anybody that was willing to tutor her without getting anything out of it. That was until she met the most outspoken and sarcastic guy ever. And he rambles, occasionally.WARNING: this book is extremely cheesy and can be dumb lol so, yeah, read at your own risk.
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The War Of Two Turnips And A Cucumber [ONC 2022]
When a strange old woman comes to the village of Little Plimpton, her arrival sparks a conflict that could bring the entire population to the brink of war. And by 'war', read 'a series of petty grievances aired in public'.Humphrey, caught in the middle of the ensuing whirlwind of accusations, threats and mildly aggressive and/or violent actions, must try his utmost to bring Little Plimpton back to some semblance of serenity and, if he has his way, at least quiet.If only so he can read his newspaper in peace.A novella, written for #ONC2022. Based upon Prompt No. 6 and in the General Fiction category.Cover created in Canva, using a Pixabay stock picture.