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Citate si glume 2
Ce stai sa citesti descrierea? Pune mana si citeste-mi cartea pentru a te amuza, a afla lucruri noi si poate chiar a ma cunoaste. :))Citate, glume, replici si altele pe toate subiectele.
RWBY: RISING REVENGEANCE (Under rewrite)
Excuse me but let me slip in this being my first legitimate book.I never really thought I'd be here, I never thought I'd live this long. But im actually kind of happy I did, because I got to meet incredible people... in this world I love... I hope it never changes, I hope it never dies. I worked too hard for this world. And If you're listening to this... well... I'm not dead.God help me I put raiden reader x rwby#1 in Lust 3/13/22 Lol#1 in Raiden 3/15/22, FUCK YOU GENSHIN HAHAHA#1 in Yang Xiao Long 3/14/22 I am happy about that, Yang is my fav character. Not for lewd. Only cute#1 in RWBY 3/18/22 What the fuck my guys, im actually what?#1 in Grimm 3/19/22#1 in Wrath 3/30/22#1 in Pyrrha 4/1/22 Im sorry#1 in Sloth 4/3/22#1 in Nora 4/9/22 Yayyyyy#1 in metalgear YEAH
Silent Bride|| Outlast
What if you're unable to yell for help. What if the only you thing you depend on to get yourself to safety isn't there? Evelyn is a 19 year old patient who has to undergo the horrors that lie behind mount massive asylum. Evelyn meets several patients, one eventually sees her as his bride. She meets an investigative journalist and he makes her feel different about the situation, but will they eventually escape??•••It all happens quick. Gluskin grabs a fist full of my hair, pulling me down on my knees. My eyes shed tears and I whimper. "Say it.." I nod. But Thats not enough."Speak..." •••[🚫WARNING🚫: contains references to sexual assault, hostage scenes and scenes some might find disturbing. Warnings will be put before the chapter starts]Ranks that this story has been in:#1 Outlast #2 Eddiegluskin#1 upshur #1 mountmassiveasylum. #1 outlastwhisleblower This story is finished!Copy right claims: I do not own the games nor characters and do not claim them as mine.
𝘛𝘌𝘠𝘝𝘈𝘛 𝘈𝘊𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘔𝘠 𝘚𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘙𝘛𝘚ᵍᵉⁿˢʰⁱⁿ ⁱᵐᵖᵃᶜᵗ
Genshin Impact Modern AULumine woke up from her long coma and was given a second chance in life.(Please this shit is so random, why did I make this???)(DISCONTINUED)
Dilşad Neslihan şahmaran ve karan zemherioğlu bir ateş biri su
Dilşad babasının göz bebeği olarak büyüyen güzel hırçın alımlı bir kadın Karan ise bir ağa acımasız nankör ya bunların yol birleşirse
Eleven Ways to say "I love you"|| Tsukishima Kei x Reader
"And as my hair feels the comfort from my soft pillows, my head wonders how would it feel to have you in between my arms." © glumstarsDisclaimer: I do not own the anime series, "Haikyuu", but I do own the plot of this story.
Viata mea
Hei, mă numesc Bianca si am 16 ani.Am un frate pe nume Robert (nu ma prea inteleg bine cu el ).O am si pe mama o cheamă Isabella,si pe tata l-am pierdut ,a fost ucis, cand aveam doar 4 ani nici nu mai stiu cum arăta
Skylanders Academy: Spyro Path
Kiyomi was a normal girl who lived an ordinary life in the modern day world. But one day she wakes up as a dragon! She encounters Kaos and Glumshanks in a world called Skylands. She doesn't remember anything about the Skylanders video game, so these people and this world is strange to her and she is confused. She is left with a choice-- keep running from Kaos and Glumshanks who are chasing her, or to just go along with them. This book tells the story about what happens when she decides to continue fleeing from Kaos and Glumshanks.Age rating: For EveryoneGenre: Action, Adventure, Fantacy
Dressed As Cannon Fodder In An Apocalypse Novel
Title: 穿成丧尸文里的怀崽炮灰Author：斫染Status: Completed Description:Lin Konglu woke up and found himself trapped in a deserted mountain villa.[Don't open the door. ] A guy who calls himself System told him.[You have just entered a book, and there are zombies outside the door. ][This world is about to be destroyed and you are a beautiful but powerless cannon fodder. ][The male protagonist in the book is your boyfriend but before the end of the world, you just dumped him and ran away with a rich man. ][This is the second time you have entered this book. The rich man left you in the villa and ran away. Now, your task is to quietly be a dodder flower, waiting for the male protagonist to save you, hug his lap, and help him become the savior. 】Lin Konglu: "???" Are you sure the hero will come to save me?Later -Lin Konglu, who was trying to save himself, met the male protagonist in the monster's lair.The other party was dressed in black with cold eyes and a long knife in his hand, slashing at a small zombie.When he turned to look at his ex-boyfriend, her eyes were even more frighteningly cold and ferocious.Lin Konglu was trembling and felt that he could not hold his thighs and had to run away. But at night, the other person's eyes suddenly turned red again and hugged him tightly and wouldn't let go.*Lin Konglu discovered that the male protagonist has a dual personality. He is cold during the day and clingy at night.What's worse is that he, who has no memory of the past, finds out that he is pregnant with a baby inexplicably.Later, when they learned that he was pregnant with a baby, the male protagonist's two personalities were actually jealous and took turns asking him who the baby was.Lin Konglu: Innocent.jpgLin Konglu: Does it matter whose it is? Anyway, I will call you daddy from now on.Two personalities: ...Actually, I didn't want to argue, but if he asked me to call me dad, wouldn't he marry me in the future?
# 50 de momente la scoala...
Aceasta carte contine aproape toate situatiile de la scoala...
Bir Kadın Iki Adam
„Bir kadın iki adam arasında ama sadece tek kişi onun kalbini kazanacaktır!"
![Your Scars are My Scars (Eddie Gluskin fanfiction) [UNDER CONSTRUCTION]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/25703756.jpg "Your Scars are My Scars (Eddie Gluskin fanfiction) [UNDER CONSTRUCTION]")
Your Scars are My Scars (Eddie Gluskin fanfiction) [UNDER CONSTRUCTION]
((IMPORTANT NOTE: this fanfic has been taken down for HEAVY duty editing. There will be a chapter posted once it has been edited.)) Paige Archer was a newly hired therapist at Mount Massive Asylum. However, she wasn't aware of Murkoff's true intentions. All she saw was the effects of whatever Murkoff was doing to her patients, and she knew it wasn't good. She wanted to help them, but she was only a mere therapist. So when the patients took hold of the asylum, all she could do was run and hide. It was either that or accept her deadly fate.
![Uh... I'm Actually A Girl (Tokyo Ghoul/Naruto Crossover) [Discontinued]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/74600771.jpg "Uh... I'm Actually A Girl (Tokyo Ghoul/Naruto Crossover) [Discontinued]")
Uh... I'm Actually A Girl (Tokyo Ghoul/Naruto Crossover) [Discontinued]
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have a new member on the team. Kaori Rikuto is placed on Squad 7 without any argument. But what the three genin can't figure out is why Kaori looks so glum. Is he bored? Is he secretly shy? Well, just wait until they see the real Kaori and more.
Not Who You Are
When Optimus Prime turns against his own it affects the whole team but when it hurts the youngest the most the base starts to get glum but when Optimus returns it's not how the team would have thought!
Rating Genshin Impact Ships
This is just a book containing many genshin ships and my opinions on them. If you want to request a ship just do so.Also, please, no fighting in the comments over each other's opinions or my own.
![## CAT CURSE [SCARAMOUCHE/GN!reader] ♡](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/336122135.jpg "## CAT CURSE [SCARAMOUCHE/GN!reader] ♡")
## CAT CURSE [SCARAMOUCHE/GN!reader] ♡
Pls dont botjer reading this book omfg this is so cringe
Bancuri si Glume
Aceasta este o carte cu bancuri si glume pentru cei care se plictisesc si n-au ce face in timpul liber .
It became popular after the yin and yang strange in the love variety show
Author: Jun YujunCategory: Through RebirthXu Songluo is a beautiful villain in the entertainment industry. In the original book, the male and female protagonist will become a well-known fairy CP in a national love variety show. As the ex-girlfriend who abandoned the male protagonist, Xu Songluo is There will be all kinds of black material. Xu Songluo, who was ridiculed by the group and learned of all this, said: Is it a villain that is not popular? We bad women have to look like bad women. Since we want to pursue excitement, of course we have to carry it through and finally hold the villain's script, and of course we have to show what we should look like. So, the audience is watching the show. Xu Songluo, who has all kinds of yin and yang in the yin and yang-the weak little white flower heroine: "Does Songluo dislike me? Why don't you look at me?" Xu Songluo: "'For ugly people, it's cruel to look closely', I'm pretty If you like you, I won't torture you." The original heroine: ... When the successful original heroine deliberately talked about his ex-girlfriend who dislikes the poor and loves the rich in the show, and caused the audience to criticize and criticize the eye-catching ex-girlfriend Xu Songluo: "So, you want to say that if you were not rich, women would actually look down on you?" The original male protagonist: ... Xiao Xianrou sent a sulking WeChat message in the middle of the night: "Sister, can't you rely on me more?" "Xu Songluo was expressionless: "Is it enough?" Xiao Xianrou: ...... * Xu Songluo let herself go in the entertainment circle like this, make waves, and then - she became popular. Fans: Give you everything. , Bad woman, we will always love you! Xu Songluo: Innocent. JPG, I just want to be a villain quietly* In an offline event, Xu Songluo was killed all the way by an e-sports player who also participated in the show, and honorably won the last interview session of the period. , Xu Songluo stopped the other party angrily:
Kül - Kerem Aktürkoğlu
-Kerem abim. Abimin arkadaşı. Ya da aile dostumuzun oğlu. Tüm bu vasıflardan sıyrılıp "aşık olduğum adam" vasfını aldığından beri her şey başkalaştı.-