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Passerine - by thcsus on ao3
"I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don't-I just-why didn't you take me?" Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. "I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver platter. I would have given you the world."Philza didn't look guilty. He just looked tired. "I didn't hunt them down, though."//Or, that fic where Techno and Phil are old immortals, and Tommy and Wilbur are decidedly... not.
Defender of humankind
-In which,The eldest son of Lord Garmadon creates a bond with a certain team of pajama people.Lego Ninjago x M!OCi'm open to requests on who you want him to date.
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Dysfunctional [LIAM DUNBAR] ✓
I'm a little dysfunction, don't you know?If you push me, it might be bad - tech n9ne TEEN WOLFSEASON FOURLIAM DUNBAR STANDALONE| BOYXBOY
Reaching Out To You (h.s. au)
He was the boy who wished to be free from fear.She was the one he found comfort in.A dysfunctional love story about a boy with anxiety and a girl who wants nothing more than to reach out to him.
lost memories / teen wolf + the maze runner
basically a crossover between the supernatural world and a seriously dysfunctional world.
a little dysfunctional, a little impractical (mevie//malvie)
the core four and the sea three were already all kinds of dysfunctional. they were all kinds of impractical. but what more if a secret goes out that makes everything a little more complicated?
Dysfunctional P.H. X OC
He was a little dysfunctional, he threw up red flags in my brain, such a shame that's what I'm attracted to.Patrick Hockstetter was never sane, he thought he was the only one real but, what if he meets someone that challenges just how real he is.
WHERE THE LOST ONES WILL GO
Brookhaven Hollow, a small village existing in the middle of nowhere, is a refuge for the lost. This includes Jude, and her older brother, Dylan, who wish to escape from their past lives and everything in between. Written by crimsontales87
Exorcist - BatFamily X O.Cs (Groupchat)
So I got this idea when I was reading an amazing book from @nxghtwing. One of the chapter the batfam is talking and they mention needing a real exorcist and so I thought it would be funny to write about that. It started with an angry text sent from Barbara Gordon's phone. Suspicious of the words the bat-siblings bring in an exorcist. Well the closest person they could find.
Dysfunction
Beynika g!pBeyoncé couldn't be any more different than Onika but with love, family, friends and drama in the way; they were just alike. After so much hurt, they knew the love would never fade and honestly, they didn't know if they wanted it to. At least they have one thing in common.We're not so different when our hearts are involved.
Dysfunctional perspective (Rodrick X black female reader)
You and Rodrick have been best friends since middle school but it felt like forever. You knew something was up because he was becoming distant.....
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION . shidou ryusei
"so you have a word that connects clauses in a sentence?" "no, that's a conjunction. i have erectile dysfunction-" ─ in which shidou ryusei's dick stops working after his child- hood best friend confesses to him out of the blue one day ┌────────│started: 5/2/21 │ended: │ i don't own bllk ! │cw: ooc/fboy shidou¿└────────
Runaway ~ TUA
Taya Hargeeves is Allison Hargeeves' adopted child, what happens when one day Taya has to tag alog to her mother's dads fueral where she meets the rest of the dysfunctional family?
The Middle Child
Having an older brother Dylan (who's annoying), older sister Clarissa (who's a drama queen), younger brother Jared (who's following in Dylan's footsteps), and younger sister Madeline (who can be demanding), teenager Kyler Kennedy deals with being the middle child out of a bigger family, along with constantly embarrassing herself in front of her crush, Seth Walker, going on adventures (more like getting forced to go on shopping sprees) with her best friends, and getting bullied by her crushes ex-girlfriend, Addison Rockwell, who is also her older sister's best friend. Will she win over Seth? Will Addison continue to bully her? Will her siblings ever be able to cooperate?
The Dysfunctional Affair
Someone believes she knows a secret; a secret worth killing over. A year ago, Nadine helped a woman escape an abusive husband or so she thought. Now, the husband and his mob associates want her back, even if that means killing Nadine. While Nadine is searching for answers, she gets a roommate and bodyguard. Zeke works for her and he's a former mercenary, just the kind of man Nadine needs protecting her. However, when Nadine's mother meets the tall, exotic bodyguard, she leaps to conclusions. Her daughter is living with a man, an attractive man, they must have eloped. To get answers, Nadine will have to turn to a man that has been trying to kill her for most of her life, only he has the connections to get the information she needs to stay alive. However, playing with bad guys is never a good idea and this time proves no different. Now, Nadine will have to fight the mob, the monster from her past, and her mother.
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Love, Pain & Poetry [✓]
I think of you. I think of you in the very depths of my mind. Like Lava you flowed through,Burning my brain cells to dysfunction.A collection of original poems and prose about Love, Pain, and Poetry.
No One Here - Kai Parker
Emmaline Robinson belongs to the most powerful kind of witches to exist. Her powers are generated by her emotions. But haunted by her past and the endless future, can she control her feelings when she meets the devilishly charming Kai parker ?
Darker Perspective
Set after the events of "Not What He Seems.""Grunkle Stan, I trust you."The words struck hard in Dipper's heart and he knows that something has changed between him and Mabel after that day.Hurt and alone, Dipper gets a visit from Bill in his dreams. The demon offers him an offer that he has trouble refusing: magic.And so Dipper begins to learn the true secrets of magic with the help of Bill, someone who once was an enemy to him.AKA a story where Dipper joins Bill, and Bill grows to like Dipper and sees him as more than a regular human.Also, the twins are aged up to 15.Burning Pines AU.Now cross posted on fanfiction.net and Ao3 if you prefer a different website.~Past Rankings~#1 gravityfalls (1000+) (like Jesus thanks guys)#1 billcipher (1000+) (pretty proud of this :))#1 Dipper (1000+)#1 Mabel (1000+)#1 Dark Magic (1000+)#1 DipperPines (1000+)#1 Bipper (900)
Dysfunctionality Runs In Our Veins
'Dysfunctional: not operating normally or properly'That was one way to describe Clara Campbells family. Dysfunctional; not operating properly. That was just what happened when your older siblings leave you. Or that's what Clara had always believed. She had never had any parents there to hold her hand or any older siblings to tease her; they had grown up before her. She knew how to cook, clean, walk around her parents emotions, go to and from school; she know how to take what life gave her. Well, what was the other opportunity that she could of had?But what happens when her ship gets rocked and thrown off course? When people you thought left you years ago decide to show up again? Clara has always known one way to live, and that gets ruined, so how is she supposed to cope with the change? She has taught herself everything else in life, so this can't be any different, can it? "There is no book about independence and there is no book about dependence. You have to write it yourself; you have to be the one that lives through it" Clara was that girl in class, when she was asked about relatives or family members, she always said she had none. Everyone believed her because she never had anyone there, not like it mattered to her or any of them. "It was you had lost someone, or that was what I thought about whenever someone asked about my siblings and the rest of my family. I didn't know who they were, and they didn't know who I was. I mean, I didn't know me either" Clara grew up without them as they grew up without her, so what will they do when a wave rocks the worlds they live in? "I heard her screams, Colt, I heard them. You weren't the one to hear the screaming and crying of your baby sister, it was me, and I knew there was nothing I could do to stop it. I couldn't save her" -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Started: 9.03.22Finished: -
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Selcouth [Complete]
Inara's journey towards happiness, love and acceptance. And to the realization that she isn't the ugly duckling of her family she was always made out to be.
Dysfunctional- Stiles Fanfic
What happens when what your family wants and what you want is different. Jenny has to juggle her family's wants to what she wants. And what if she can change everything just by choosing a side
Escaping the Monster's Embrace
Everything changed when they came out of hiding, terror spread across the world as people began to question if our presidents and our global leaders lied to us and weren't from the same race. The Beasts blended in amongst us as if we were the same, except humans didn't have the same predatory instincts and we couldn't change our forms like they could. Soon after we learnt that we weren't the only species people began going missing. Some were unlucky and taken as something that the Beasts called a Mate that one word made fear spread throughout my veins, I would rather sell my soul than have one of them mutts chain me to them. Six months went by before the government, that was un-tainted by this vile race began to take action into their own hands contacting other countries and militaries causing the great war to happen, sending both my parents off to fight for our rights. Only one of them came back, two months was the longest we lasted before we were overpowered by them. Six years of living in this dysfunctional environment and my hatred had never dwindled. Some people still believed in god and had faith in him, I didn't know what I believed in but I prayed like everyone else that I would get through another day without hearing the soul crushing word 'Mate'.DARK THEMES THROUGHOUT. UNEDITED© All rights reserved©#1 in hunt 19/06/2019#1 in human 19/06/2019#1 in sanity 19/012019#3 in mate 19/06/2019#4 in mates 19/06/2019#5 in hunted 19/06/2019#1 Post-apocalyptic 30/8/19#8 in dystopian 7/10/19#4 in Escape 24/10/19
Dysfunctional (Sequel to Soft Whispers)
Dysfunctionaldys•func•tion•al adjective1. Not operating normally or properly.2. Deviating from the norms of social behavior in a way regarded as bad. Things haven't been looking up for Bria ever since Jacob committed suicide. She's lost all hope of things getting better and with every horrible passing second, she's just getting closer to giving up completely. One of the only reasons as to why she hasn't yet, is because of the one person who has put her in this situation in the first place; Jacob. As time passes, this is where Bria will soon end up; on the bathroom floor with tears in her eyes; a cigarette in her hand; and pure sadness in her veins. This is it. This is the story of how she's become completely dysfunctional, and it's all because of Jacob.*This is a sequel to Soft Whispers* *Copyright: ForeverMindless247 2k14*
