shitposts compiliation

My desire to grow and evolve as a person is constantly hindered by my incessent need to shitpost

Just Being Jake: Song lyrics Compiliation

The Insult book

Based on true events...Have you ever got insulted? The embarassment and humiliation found its pages now. Flip the pages... To find a compilation of insults. It NEVER meant, this book is gonna entertain you. Be aware.Caution:- Some content may be voilation for certain readers. Go further with your own consent.Until then, wait for an insult. @The Insult book

Blue Fire, Blinding Darkness [COMPLETED]

A one-shot compilation based on Aphmau's Minecraft Roleplay: Mystreet.Main ship presented will be Zanelyn (Katelyn x Zane).

Riansh One-Shots ✔️

This book is compilation on Riansh OS! Many are my imagination and few are according to story line! *Completed*

Compilation Of The World's Most Notorious Serial Killers

After Horror here is my another favourite compilation of World's 20 most Notorious Serial Killers.I have compiled them in one place.These are not Written by me. I hope you will like it....

Revival from the Betrayal {Completed}

After being betrayed by his friends and his rivals, he left to Mount Silver to train and to prove that the traitors were wrong and he is not weakest among the weak. After training for 10 years, He is now very powerful. So powerful that he surpassed every living things on earth even Arceus himself and also his Mega Evolution. Let us join Ash on his journey to the tournament on how he will beat his 'former friends' or shall we say 'The Traitors' during the tournament and humiliate them.

U-SERIES AND OST - AUS

This was originally written on Twitter and Privatter, months and weeks ago. My AUS are not affiliated with 4reuminct, UNIVERSITY SERIES, and OLD SUMMER TRILOGY. This is a compilation of both short and long aus, solely for those areums who wants to reread my aus. Everything's published and no more additional stories to be posted.

I have been reincarnated... as a love-rival's friend

In a world where previously known as the world in an otome game, I was born.At first, I don't know that this is a world in a certain otome game since I just remember exactly where I am, at 15 years old, standing on the stage of the opening of the game.Thankfully, I am irrelevant to the game's story-line, so there's no destructive end for me. Yay.Unfortunately, I am friends with one of the love-rivals that keep on dragging me along towards her destructive end. Sigh.Sequel: Reincarnation... is getting popularCover: Omega Quintet / Compile Heart, Idea Factory [This is an Original Story, not a Fanfiction or Translation]

Lemon Grass and Sleep

Thomas Soot is nothing more than a student at Hogwarts, trying his best to make good grades and achieve several O.W.L.s. However, it's very hard to achieve anything when your best friend is too sarcastic for her own good, and the Weasley twins decide that you make the perfect accessory to not only their wild pranks, but their lives in general.Fred Weasley x Male OC, Pre-HP Philosopher's Stone -> Post Deathly Hallows[As Written on AO3]

Can't Stop Loving You | Childe x Zhongli | Genshin Impact [COMPLETED]

After the resurrection and defeat of Osial, things became much busier for Childe. He had no time for himself until he met a certain brunette again.❝ Childe found himself being held by Zhongli, like those cliche scenes from romance books. He had never imagined himself in such a situation, especially not as the one that was just 'rescued'.❞A Genshin Impact Childe X Zhongli fanfiction slotted in between the end of Liyue's arc and before Childe's story quest. Contains spoilers of the main story, as well as dark themes such as angst and death. Entered to wattys 2021 :3⚠️I DO NOT OWN THE ART ON THE BOOK COVER!⚠️ If you are the artist and wants it taken down, please message me! Made by Pixiv ID 66284136. I do not own the Genshin characters, but I do own the plot itself. I hope you enjoy! Don't forget to vote and comment if you enjoy it :)))). Will edit when i feel like it lol.

Nick & Charlie - A Neverending Story || Heartstopper

A compilation of stories with the characters of Heartstopper, the British Netflix phenomenon based on Alice Oseman's comics, whom I love deeply and who have inspired me by becoming role models and being an incentive to keep going when you get lost in your own chaos.

All Stars Taught Me How To Fall In Love

Title: 全星际教我谈恋爱Author: Jiang Qianli (江千里)Status: 110 Chapters + 5 Extras (Completed)Description:Lu Shang, who thought he had traveled through time and space, finally saw the glowing wormhole again.Before he jumped back to Earth, he yelled at the nervous silver-haired man in military uniform: "I can finally go back to Earth, you bastard! Tell you, I'm not an OMEGA, I'm a man, a man!""I'm a completely free man! Go to your ABO, go to your ALPHA! Go to your Nat Empire, I will not serve you anymore, bye bye!"However, before he jumped into the wormhole and happily returned to the earth, he heard the nervous Edward.The last words that Prince Nat yelled were: "Lu Shang, don't be impulsive! You are pregnant!!!"..."Pregnant your uncle!!" In one sentence, it was a scolding that pierced through the entire galaxy.Forced to have intercourse with a straight man and be pissed off by X to kill his loyal wife.______READING GUIDE: 1. This is a story where the protagonist is attracted by instinct, but there are various deviations in the heart, which leads to a huge break-in period, a story of marriage first, love later! 2: There is a big gap between Gong and his planet and the customs of the earth. In the early stage, there are many sand sculptures to suffocating straight men's operations. It is the kind of real sand sculptures that will really make people very angry. _______JUST IN CASE, THIS STORY IS:✓ PURELY MTL(means this is not edited, so expect the incorrect pronouns, indents, and grammatical errors. :D)✓ FOR OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY ( just uploaded here for my smooth offline reading)✓ Do Not Report, Do Not Vote, Just Read✓ DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover nor the story, this is all for offline reading.✓ All Rights and Credits to the original author (江千里), google translator, and link(s)

Something Flowery (Hinny Fanfiction) {Completed}

Book 1 of 3 (Complete)"Love wasn't the way you felt as you looked at someone. The stirring in your stomach. It was the complete willingness to throw yourself in front of a knife to save them. And it was having the nerve to accept this, because you'd rather die a thousand times than to see them get hurt."A Soul Bonded Hinny fanfiction. Jily lived too. Romione at a slightly younger age, more pronounced than in the books at least. I do not own Harry Potter, JK Rowling does.Harry James Potter was always a different boy. Wether because he was a marked man, or because of his family, he never realized just how strange he was.That is until the Bond started to grow.Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters used besides three or four OC's. The Bond idea is from Vampire Acadamy (kinda) but I completely made it my own. Almost everything about it is of my own creation, so please don't steal my idea and call it yours. I mean, if you completely changed it and used to basic idea for a fic, but not all of the details that I worked so hard to integrate into this Fanfiction such as The Stages, Visions, Visiting, Guardians, and many more, sure, that's fine. Soulbond is a type of Fanfiction, I just changed it completely to make it my own.

The King's Queen | ✔

*Book 3 in the Soulmates Series*"There will come a time when you must endure difficult trials that will put you to the test, but you must not give up. Beware; the battle will begin only when it ends."For Elizabeth, life has never been simple, but somehow, she always managed to maneuver the curveballs it threw her way. After all, she has her soulmate and now fiancé, Prince Ashton DeLorentes by her side. After a secret letter penned by her biological mother suddenly falls into her hands, the identity of her father is revealed. There's only one problem- he's a complete enigma, and no one knows anything about him. *Luca Angeles has spent the last few years on the run after escaping from the Origen Association-the organization that threatens to eradicate everything he holds dear. After years of preparation, he's returned, and he plans to protect his people, the Origins, and lead them in a war against the Origens to take back what is rightfully theirs. * When Elizabeth's twenty-first birthday arrives, all the secrets begin to unravel, and she is thrust into a sea of lies, revenge, and deception. Now the heiress to the most powerful Origin family, she's caught in the middle of the two warring factions, and her decisions will impact the outcome of the war. There are dangers lurking around every corner-some in the form of family and some in the form of allies. New enemies are rising up, and Elizabeth must choose the path she will take. Will she stand with the Origens, side with her family, or forge a new path for herself altogether?Started: April 4, 2022Completed:Cover by @xxsoteria

CLAIMED

#19 in "Mafia"A story where a drug lord mafia with a stone cold heart nearly stumble at it beating one day at the look of his precious Bella. A girl who has so much depth that even the ocean is envious. §The sound of bells screeching reached my eardrums, signalling that someone had walked in the cofee shop. I scoffed without looking up from the kitchen counter i was cleaning. great, another customer just when i thought i could leave. The rain drops could be heard from outside as the sky continued to cry. the painful emotion calming my nerves from the sound of the drops hitting the wooden window. Wow, that sounded so depress-The prescence of a person taking the seat on the opposite side of the counter, snatched my attention. My eyes found their way to the man sitting infront of me as he used one hand to sleek back his dark and wet hair. His forehead glistened from the wetness of the previous rain drops. His tan skin beautifully complementing his striking hazel eyes that were beautifully adorned by thick black lashes-"If you were done checking me out, i would like to order something" He said firmly. His thick voice the only voice in the coffee shop clear in the air."Uh-oh. Sorry" I whispered as my face flushed bright red. "What would you like to drink Sir?" i asked as i straightened my back to appear more serious. He was not the only one who could be intidimidating. Who does he think he is?"Cofee" he said as he leaned his posture over the counter. His face so close to me that i could feel his breath hit my mouth. "And make it as black as my soul, Bella"

Banished Villainess

JAPANESE NOVEL Author : Ougi Tsukumo, Shirahadori, 扇つくも, 白羽鳥Status : completeChapter : 152 + epilogue [Note : This ENDING might be unacceptable for some people so don't bashing on me after that...hehe..]Prince Leddorio had annulled his engagement with Chloe Sereknight, and had her banished for the harassment of the Saintess, Momo Palette. Not expecting her to just yield easily, he had sent a spy to observe her for any attempts to take revenge on his beloved Momo.However, what awaited them was only bewilderment as the banished 'Villainess' shows her true colors.THIS IS NOT MINE OWN WORK...FOR OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY !!!!...PLS SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR ❤ ALL CREDITS BELONG TO THE TRANSLATOR TEAM AND ORIGINAL AUTHORNIM ~~~Note : Some ppl will think the ENDING satifRanking (so far)#226 saintess#1 villainess#1 ml (? Lolllllll hahahah i wonder why ?)#1 harem

Harry Potter. Hermione X Male Reader Story

The Full Saga of (Y/N)'s journey through Hogwarts. From his first steps on Platform 9¾ to his last. Read from start to finish. Watch as he learns, grows, falls in love, experiences loss and grows up.I hope you enjoy.DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter or any characters, art and/or lore associated with the canon occurrences. This is a fanfiction giving the author certain creative rights. All art and music of any sort are also not owned by the author and full recognition goes to their original and amazing artists/actors. And the author.All Rights Reserved

CECELIB FILES (Revised Version)

(UN)HELPFUL GUIDE TO CECELIB STORIES AND CHARACTERS. ❤Let's read and love, Inang's stories.❤

Dawn of the Epoch

Hunter called himself an archaeologist, but he was a modern day treasure hunter. Tiyana was a scientist devoted to her craft. They were passionate people, wholly devoted to their work. Neither of them had time for love. Neither of them could resist it when it happened. Neither of them knew that the world would need the two of them to save it from a tyrannical pre-historic overlord, his cyborg vampire paramour, and their army of mindless drudges.Dawn of the Epoch is an epic science fiction novel about dark matter, death rays, nuclear warfare, and the Large Hadron Collider, but it is also a fantasy novel about medieval warriors, alchemy, and ancient gods. Dawn of the Epoch blends fantasy with reality, bringing mythology to life today. It is also an apocalyptic thriller spanning the globe from the Pyramids of Egypt to the heart of Africa to the majesty of the Himalayas. It is an epic hybrid-genre story with intense action sequences, magic, mythology, suspenseful plot twists, countless obstacles for the protagonists to overcome, and an utterly Machiavellian supernatural villain.Testimonials:"Probably one of my favorite books I've read to date. Brilliantly complex, adoringly rendered and quizzically intense. A must read and one I plan to revisit, and share!"- Amgwatts, Wattpad Reader"This has to be one of the most original and well written novels I have had the pleasure to read, on Wattpad and in general. It was captivating, interesting, immersive and above all, fantastic. I was left in awe of the beings, history and world you created. It was never dull, dry or predicable and it was a nice change from what seems to be the ever popular teen romance with vampires or werewolves or 'bad boys that are actually romantic good boys.' In the end it was a very pleasant surprise."-IridescentLies, Wattpad Readerhttp://dawnoftheepoch.weebly.com

A Hero Lost: A Star Wars AU

This is a standalone novel and is not part of any series (unless I make a sequel to this).The girl once known as Ahsoka Tano is no more. In her place is an Imperial Inquisitor, filled to the brim with hatred and rage towards the Jedi that expelled her. Now, a devout servant of Darth Vader and the Empire, she ruthlessly and effectively hunts down the petty remains of the cult she once swore allegiance to. And she knows that Vader is her former master--she was there by his side at the Temple massacre.But is Ahsoka really lost? On one mission, she is put to the test when she finds someone hell-bent on bringing her back to the light. Will they succeed at showing Ahsoka the light once more, or is she truly lost?

Crimson Lance Reborn (Borderlands x Male Crimson Lance Reader)

Y/N Knoxx is the son of General Knoxx and Commandant Steele as well as a Colonel within the Crimson Lance military. What happens when he is sent with his mother to a planet called Pandora? I'm quite a fan of the Borderlands series especially the first one so I figured I would write this story. I do not own Borderlands, all rights, characters and themes belong to Gearbox Software. Also all images I use belong to their own sources and owners. I own nothing!

Can't Stand You

I closed my eyes tightly until I heard laughing. No, I could feel the laughing. My eyes sprang open to find Miles on top of me. I was laying flat on my back in the dirt with my glove with the ball inside pressed against his chest. Miles was not at all fat, but he was 6'2 compared to my barely 5'3.I could feel his chest rumbling and shaking with laughter as I lay humiliated on the ground."I didn't know you liked being on the bottom," Miles said loudly.The whole field cracked up with that. I struggled under him and shoved him off of me. All of the guys were howling with laughter as I got up and swiped all the dirt off me. "Pervert," I muttered, before tossing the ball out of my glove to hit him in the thigh. I stalked across the field without another word. The whole team was in hysterics as I shoved all my things in my bag and practically ran off to get away....Gloria is like any other 17 year old girl getting ready for summer break, but this summer is going to be completely different. Gloria has been playing baseball since she could remember and has been invited to a national baseball camp. Being a girl in the world of a male-dominated sport, she couldn't even count how many times people have told her she needed to find something else to do. Her dad kept her playing though, even after he died a few years ago, that didn't stop Gloria from doing what she loved. The only problem is she is the only girl at the camp for three months. Enter the problem of suddenly having to share a room, more specifically, sharing with Miles Harris. Gloria must deal with Miles, a big shot and arrogant jerk, and all the other horny, testosterone driven baseball players, who just might push Gloria off the edge of sanity.Trigger warning: mention and vague description of SA

Fire And Ice

In the Supernatural world lies the Werewolf world. And in the Werewolf world lie packs. Natalia was the omega of her pack with the blood of an alpha. As you can imagine, she was deemed 'disrespectful' and the pack members would try to beat her into submission.Emphasis on try. You see, you can't beat an alpha into total submission. Illegitimate or not. Shifted or not. After her mate rejects her, she leaves. Runs. Hightails the hell outta there. And she promises to be back to tear them apart. This isn't a typical story of how a rejected, wounded she-wolf runs away, finds another pack then reluctantly returns to her old pack because of some useless mission to help them with rouges. Natalia will find things out about herself and her mother that she never would have guessed and go beyond the Werewolf world. There may be a few detours but:she promised to destroy themshe promised to make them payand in the end, Natalia never breaks her promises. Ever. ********************You can join my Patreon (patreon.com/LalaLand464) for early access to chapters a week before they get to Wattpad.If you see this story or elements of it anywhere that isn't Quotev, my Patreon (or soon on Royal Road), it has been copied without my knowledge and I would appreciate being notified.Thank you.

Tightrope

Lena has hated Jace Hartley with a burning passion since kindergarten. But when everything she thought she knew about Hartley suddenly changes, will she still cling to the familiar feud between them, or will she slip and fall into something far more terrifying?*** Sarcastic rich girl Lena Montez is sure about one thing. Jace Hartley is the worst person. Ever. They've been playing a game of pranks and one-ups for over a decade, fueled by their never-ending feud and mutual burning hatred for the other. But when a car accident keeps Lena at home for months, she returns to school to find that something is different. Instead of spilling his drink over her, Jace is offering to carry her books. Instead of making rude comments about her, he is sending her pretty smiles and gentle laughs. Suddenly, Lena finds herself walking a tightrope between hate and something else.[[word count: 100,000-150,000]]

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