Why did i make this? Because im a disgusting mistake and i deserve to die!!! Im not mentally okay and im emotionally deranged. Anyways chapters will most likely come out every 1-2 days as per my schedule hahahehahhshaK so schedules have changed, parts will now be uploaded randomly
Cheesy and Trophy don't exactly... "get along" sometimes... Trophy finds Cheesy SOOOO annoying, while Cheesy is just- uh. being Cheesy. He ANNOYINGLY slaps his knee every time he makes one of his stupidly creative jokes and puns. Trophy is just. Being Trophy. A total j e r k. Kind of a Jock to, that's what he says. Also, absolutely annoying, but has an interest in photography, which is really cool ๐โ ๏ธTHIS WILL BE CRINGEโ ๏ธThe characters in this story are STILL they're object forms. None of the characters here are humanized. Inanimate Insanity belongs to AnimationEpic / Adam KatzALSO: this story has fruity piss colored objects falling in love. Read at your own risk. INCLUDES SOME. I say SOME: Lime or Lemon. There will.. probably be more.Nvm. Beware chapter 10. That part has SMUT.(BOOK 1 OF COMEDY GOLD! THE SEQUEL COMING OUT JUNE 13!)
These are a couple of the most cheesiest cheesy of all cheesyness cheesy pick up lines xPRead it I assure you you'll smile :)
»in which a popular boy sends cheesy pick-up lines to school's innocent(?) nerd«[no translations]©-jimineral
A Comedy Gold story. Trophy slowly starts getting Feelings for Cheesy (gasp). Nothing really bad and the story. Just some swears and possibly some angst.
Eighth in Teen Dialogue Series~"Hello?""Do you have a name or can I call you mine?""Erm, wrong number."•••••••What happens when you receive an unknown call from an unknown person who talks extra cheesy?Well, one thing is for sure, new emotions will be found and maybe some feelings?Who knows?
Morgan series book 01A guy calls a pizza place on a dare from his friends and then after after taking to her once he tries to woo the girl working there with cheesy pick up lines that are really cheesy, as cheesy as cheese on a pizza Highest ranking-#8 place # 78phone call#172 phone
These aren't mine. But I feel like everyone should enjoy the cute, awkward, weirdness that is people.
(COVER MADE BY MY AMAZING AND AWESOME FRIEND GABBY (@GST.BW))Don't mind if it's bad, I wrote this at like 1am, also, stuff might escalate rather quickly
Trophy was just minding his own bissnus untill cheesy bumpet into him and soon got to know him a little bit, trophy started to get feelings, feelings he didnt reganizeNo i am not going back to correct my spelling for the description no matter how awful it is
Berniat 'membelokkan' jalan hidup yang ia pikir akan terasa cheesy bersama Bintang, Friska justru ditimpa dengan konspirasi semesta yang menghancurkan rencananya. Tak ada yang menduga mereka akan bertemu lagi setelah sepakat akan menghindari satu sama lain. Meski Friska tahu, orang yang paling kita hindari bisa jadi malah dipertemukan dengan kita di saat tak terduga.***[cerita ini dibuat untuk memenuhi challenge yang dibuat @Asharliz di Over The Rain]Image credit: weheartit.comCopyright © 2015 by Crowdstroia on Wattpad
"แแซแแบแแฏแถแแ แบแแฏแถแแญแฏแแบแแซแแฎแธแแแบแแซแแบแแฏแถแแแฌโแแฝแฑแ"Say Cheese"แแญแฏโโแแผแฑแฌแแแบแแผแแแบ ๐ง๐ง แแแฐแแฝแฒแแผแฌแธแแฒแทCheeseโแแฝแฑแแแแฐแแฝแฒแแผแฌแธแแฒแทแกแแแฌโแแฝแฑแแญแฏโแแฑแธแแแญแฏแแแฐแแฎแแฒแทMemoriesโโแแฝแฑแแแแฐแแฎแแฒแทแกแแพแแบแแแพแฏแแปแญแฏแธแแญแฏโแแฑแธแแแบ ๐ง๐ง แแฎโแแฑแฌแทแแญแฏแแบแแญแฏแทแแฒแทแแแฐแแฎแแฒแทCheeseแแฑแธโโแแฝแฑแกโแแผแฑแฌแแบแธแแญแฏแแแบแธโแแผแแบโแแผแฑแฌแแผแโแกแฑแฌแแบแแฌแธ"๐ง๐ง
I was always confused if I was his hoe or if I was truly his boo like he said I was.
Responsibilities Secrets HIS unknown babyHennessy needs to stay strong for a good job and for her baby but what happens when her secret is out?
have you ever thought about the socks in your drawer? Well, on this story, you go on a roller coaster of fun, sadness excitement, and more! find out what happens in my story: Cheesy Pair!(I did not make these socks, and I'm praying nothing happens. Because I stole the picture ๐ )
After all they been through, Hennessy and Alejandro still are together. What challenges can separate them now?!
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?'Cuz you a snack~~~~A large collection of pickup lines so bad, the cringe will radiate off of you.A/N: If you see any duplicates, feel free to comment on the chapter so I can replace it, I will not view it as rude.(A/N: 15k views!! Tysm!)Best Rankings:#768 in Complete
BOOK #1Imagine having a bad boy move in next to you.Good looks, cute grin, but worst of all alot of cheesy pick up lines.Will Alison Rodrigrez ignore him or fall for him? .............Meet Alison Rodrigrez she's a 16 year old girl with a normal life well that's until all that changes when she meets Jake Haynes typical bad boy player he's 17 years old and gets anyone he wants but what if he wants Alison? Join their journey of first love to find out! ............ thanks for choosing to read TBBWAOCPUL sorry for any mistakes editing will be afterwards when I finish this story.Please do NOT copy my book. This is my work. Meaning you may NOT copy it. If you do I will find a way to take it down for copyright. Thank you.: )(Sequel is up!)
A short story about the cute gayness of Bart and Jaime. No smut though. I can't write that. Sue me.Any huge shippers of Bluepulse, this is the place to be!Edit: this book is going under major editing. No more crossovers. And I will review the show and the wiki to get my facts checked.
The 21st Century has developed it's own pick up lines.*These are not mines, I found these on the internet*
Romance can turn where you least expect it; it could be your best friend or a total stranger :)Plots:Chapter 1: Best friendChapter 2: Chance encounter + heartbreak Chapter 3: Second chance loveChapter 4: Vulnerable in bed On the way: Strangers, Spencer Reid, Mouse from Chicago PD, and more!Suggestions are welcome :)
Wanna make someone laugh? Want to fail epicly at picking a girl/guy up? Use these cheesy pickup lines to do the job!
Ahmed bhai please! I'm begging you don't marry her. She's no good, she'll destroy you and our family. Please listen to me." Sahaan begs in front of him. "What the fuck is wrong with you Sahaan?" She flinches as his loud voice resonates the room. "I LOVE HER!" Ahmed seethes.Sahaan could hear the breaking of the small organ residing in her chest. She looks down teary eyed.Ahmed harshly grips her forearm and jerks her towards him and cups her jaw tightly, his finger digging in her cheeks making a painful whimper leaving from her mouth.She closes her eyes tightly resulting in few tears to fall of her cheeks. "Listen to me and listen well, this is the last time I'm hearing such words from your disgusting mouth. Next time don't even take my fiancee's name from your dirty mouth." Saying this he pushes her away. She stumbles towards the closet, her back hitting the rock-hard closet handle. Pain sears through her back and her wince doesn't go unnoticed by him.He steps forward in concern but stops remembering her words. A cold look flashes in his beautiful stormy grey eyes.Sahaan looks at him, her eyes filled with pain and unshed tears!"You will regret it." Sahaan whispers. Hearing the confidence in her tone makes Ahmed stop right before the door, but he doesn't turn back."Believe me! I know her more than you. She is my cousin after all. She is cunning and deceitful, mark my words Ahmed! You will regret not listening to me once you know her true nature." Sahaan's voice cracks. Tears are threatening to spill out her eyes. ~~~"Sahaan Haashir Khan binte marhoom Hashir Lashari Khan kya aapko aapka nikkah Ahmed Ashar Khan wald Yaqub Lashari Khan se sikkah raaijul waqt me 50,000 rupee meher qubool hai?"she clenches her dupatta at sides.tears leaving her eyes rapidly she remember Ahmed's words just before nikkah.Rest of the description and translations to urdu dialogues inside.©All rights reserved
Credits for this amazing cover goes to @-sliverofmee ***Addison was like any normal teenager. Working at a pizza restaurant, her days consisted of boring calls from customers and chatting with coworkers. One day though, she talks to someone special. Like every other customer, she never expected him to call again. Except, he did. She never realized but since then, her days got brighter and happier. He gave her something to look forward to each day as she waited on the counter. Follow Addison on her journey to love.Let's all hear how one guy, one phone call could practically change her life...***Highest Ranking:#2 in short story#2 in cute#1 in sweet#3 in pizza#6 in dialogue