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Crazy

She was crazy.She made me crazy.But I was crazier because I was falling in love with her.

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After a Flash Marriage With the Disabled Tyrant (COMPLETED)

Shi Yunnan was sent out of the country by his parents since he was young, and lived like an unloved child, but he still played around wantonly and relying on his appearance to make trouble~As a result, he was deceived by his elders into returning home and was informed that he was about to marry the young master of the Luo family."What kind of feudalistic ideology is this? It's outrageous!"Shi Yunnan packed his luggage that night, planning to escape the next day, but when he fell asleep, he dreamed of a terrible scenario--He dreamed that his life was just a supporting character in a book. Because he didn't get along with the protagonist who transmigrated into the book, he eventually ended up in a situation of being forsaken by everyone.All tragedies began with this willful escape from marriage.After waking up, Shi Yunnan hadn't had the time to let everything sink in when he was blocked at the door of his own house--"Second young master Shi thinks that our Luo family is not worthy of you?"The man in front of him had a heavenly face, his temperament was abstinent and outstanding. His whole body was wrapped in luxurious outfits. Even those long legs, which relied on wheelchairs, wildly shook second young master Shi's aesthetic point.Sigh, I'm a good boy who listens to his parents and matchmakers!Shi Yunnan pretended to be reserved for three seconds, then nodded like a chicken pecking on rice, "Worthy, of course, you're worthy! Is the wedding banquet ready? Husband~"The man stared at his smiling face and answered subtly, "Let's do it this evening."AUTHOR: ๆƒ—่‚†TRANSLATOR; N/A

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Trolls: Trollstopia [Season 7]

In The Final Season Of Trollstopia, The Trolls Will Learn How Much Each Means To Each Other Through Rescue Missions, Holidays Of Love, And Remembering How Important They Are To The World.Season 7 ~ 7 Episodes Episode 1 ~ Reunion Of QueensEpisode 2 ~ Schooled: The Musical Episode 3 ~ Trolls Of TerrorEpisode 4 ~ The Fish Who Cried SpoilersEpisode 5 ~ A Youthful RockerEpisode 6 ~ Hug Day 2: The LovequelEpisode 7 ~ It's A Trollful Life

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sonic x batman x uncle grandpa smut

lmao XD rawr

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Just tell her

Castiel has had feelings for you since pretty much the first day you met. You saved his ass on the first hunt you did together with the Winchesters. Naturally you felt the same, but any relationship you've ever been in has gone to crap. So you'll bury these feelings, and you'll be happy... hopefully.angst and fluff galore

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๐’˜๐’๐’๐’‡'๐’” ๐’ƒ๐’๐’๐’๐’…

๐–œ๐–”๐–‘๐–‹'๐–˜ ๐–‡๐–‘๐–”๐–”๐–‰ ๏ฝก๏ฝฅ๏พŸ๏พŸ๏ฝฅ LYANNA STARK is a willful girl; hot-blooded and headstrong. Being such was not always a bad thing, but when such willfulness leads to more serious consequences......it's a different story©2023, NaraAzara co-written with @_icefyre

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Love Me? Like You Do.

#3 on Featured list!"I need you to be my wife." he said lifting her chin up, forcing her to look at him. "But, we don't love each other." protested Brielle as he crashed his lips against her own. She couldn't think as she kissed him back, intoxicated by his scent and the skillful way his body moved against her own. "Please." he said huskily looking into her eyes. "Say yes." "Yes." Brielle found herself saying. After all she never had a choice when it came to him. *** After Brielle rushed an elderly man to the hospital, she used up all her savings to foot the bill. But she didn't expect the man's son to arrive, within minutes of her payment. He's rich, he's handsome and he's single. He's the biggest businessman in the continent. And the elderly man she rescued was his beloved father. A simple thank you and a cheque would not suffice. She's too simple for her own good and he's too good to be true. Read on to find out how a mismatched pair's lives intertwine. A big thank you to @CovermakerH for the amazing cover#Romance #Comedy #Fun #love #action #drama

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After a Flash Marriage With the Disabled Tyrant

COMPLETEDAuthor : ๆƒ—่‚†Alternate Title : ๅ’Œๆฎ‹็–พๅทจไฝฌ้—ชๅฉšๅŽShi Yunnan was sent out of the country by his parents since he was young, and lived like an unloved child, but he still played around wantonly and relying on his appearance to make trouble~As a result, he was deceived by his elders into returning home and was informed that he was about to marry the young master of the Luo family."What kind of feudalistic ideology is this? It's outrageous!"Shi Yunnan packed his luggage that night, planning to escape the next day, but when he fell asleep, he dreamed of a terrible scenario--He dreamed that his life was just a supporting character in a book. Because he didn't get along with the protagonist who transmigrated into the book, he eventually ended up in a situation of being forsaken by everyone.All tragedies began with this willful escape from marriage.After waking up, Shi Yunnan hadn't had the time to let everything sink in when he was blocked at the door of his own house--"Second young master Shi thinks that our Luo family is not worthy of you?"The man in front of him had a heavenly face, his temperament was abstinent and outstanding. His whole body was wrapped in luxurious outfits. Even those long legs, which relied on wheelchairs, wildly shook second young master Shi's aesthetic point.Sigh, I'm a good boy who listens to his parents and matchmakers!Shi Yunnan pretended to be reserved for three seconds, then nodded like a chicken pecking on rice, "Worthy, of course, you're worthy! Is the wedding banquet ready? Husband~"The man stared at his smiling face and answered subtly, "Let's do it this evening."

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Nightmares (Klance)

Lance's nightmares are getting out of control. It's affecting his and the team's performance, but he's at a loss for how to fix this.Apparently sleeping next to a warm body helps.ใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐใ€ฐA Klance Fan Fiction!Not my work -Story by Trashness on ao3.

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Forgotten, Cheated, Shunned, Betrayed

Percy and Jason are cheated on. Nico and Reyna are forgotten. Thalia is shunned. They are all betrayed. Read to see what happens when the five leave the camps, and join Chaos's army with some old friends. What happens when they have to return to earth?

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all of the vest were killed, I was forced to express my condolences to myself

Alternative Title: ้ฉฌ็”ฒๅ…จๅ‘˜beๅŽๆˆ‘่ขซ่ฟซๅŠๅ”่‡ชๅทฑAuthor: Luo WaterfallWhen Nishimiya Yuzuki, a graduate of the vest system retired, the system suddenly disappeared, and the vests who played relatives and friends blew themselves up one after another and died unexpectedly. And he also has to take the initiative to organize the funeral as a "relative and friend". Faced with the compassionate and loving gazes of countless people...Yuzuki closed his eyes.Funeral, funeral, funeral.He forced himself to express his condolences.When the news of the unexpected death of his "brother", a young genius magician, shocked the whole of Japan, Yuzuki was squeezed among fans and reporters, listening to countless people's sincere essays, wishing to dig out the three rooms and one living room.His friend had a solemn look on his face: "This matter is highly suspicious, and there may be a conspiracy."Yuzuki: Kaito, please wake up! The cause of death of this vest was really an accident -when the editor of "Friends" was shot and killed in full view of the public, Yuzuki was already numb. He was very skillful in collecting and burying corpses, skillfully using onions to fake crying, and skillfully talking to everyone. Teacher Natsume, and colleagues all handed over handkerchiefs with sad expressions on their faces: "It's because we failed to protect him."Yuzuki (with a numb face): No, it's me, the Lone Star of Heavenly Evil....When the winery boss's vest, which he hadn't used for a long time, died suddenly, Yuzuki's tears were subconsciously prepared...He was stunned.Ahhhhhhh this vest absolutely, absolutely cannot die!After all the "relatives and friends" finally received the lunch, Yuzuki breathed a sigh of relief and looked at a certain bandage spirit that had been accompanying him. It was impossible not to be moved: "Why don't we break up?"Dazai (Star Eyes) : "When will it be my turn to get the Tiansha Lone Star buff!"Yuzuki: It's getting co

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Broken  (FNAF Adventures)

a continuation of the FNAF adventures/the last guardians series created by invisible Davis studios on youtube. This story is also a discontinuation of an original book written by lovable de on YouTube.

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After a Flashed Marriage with the Disabled Tyrant (BL)

Shi Yunnan was sent out of the country by his parents since he was young, and lived like an unloved child, but he still played around wantonly and relied on his appearance to make trouble~ As a result, he was deceived by his elders into returning home and was informed that he was about to marry the young master of the Luo family. "What kind of feudalistic ideology is this? It's outrageous!" Shi Yunnan packed his luggage that night, planning to escape the next day, but when he fell asleep, he dreamed of a terrible scenario-- He dreamed that his life was just a supporting character in a book. Because he didn't get along with the protagonist who transmigrated into the book, he eventually ended up in a situation of being forsaken by everyone. All tragedies began with this willful escape from marriage. After waking up, Shi Yunnan hadn't had the time to let everything sink in when he was blocked at the door of his own house-- "Second young master Shi thinks that our Luo family is not worthy of you?" The man in front of him had a heavenly face, his temperament was abstinent and outstanding. His whole body was wrapped in luxurious outfits. Even those long legs, which relied on wheelchairs, wildly shook second young master Shi's aesthetic point. Sigh, I'm a good boy who listens to his parents and matchmakers!Shi Yunnan pretended to be reserved for three seconds, then nodded like a chicken pecking on rice, "Worthy, of course, you're worthy! Is the wedding banquet ready? Husband~" The man stared at his smiling face and answered subtly, "Let's do it this evening."โ—โ•FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLYโ—โ•CREDITS GOES TO THE AUTHOR, EDITOR AND TRANSLATOR Author: ้…’็…ฎๆ ธๅผนๅคดโ—โ•CTTO OF THE IMAGEKindly support the translator of the novel in the link below! https://wuxiaworld.eu/novel/after-a-flash-marriage-with-the-disabled-tyrant

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His Pride & Her Prejudice (in the 21st Century)-unedited.

Ever wondered what Elizabeth Bennett will be like in today's world, like driving a beat-up Volkswagen, sharing a place with her sister, Jane, and being sassy while she is figuring out why Darcy sends her world spinning? Welcome to the world of Ella Bennett and William Darcy, where the regency tale meets the modern times.Ella didn't know what hit her. One minute she is enjoying her freedom and single life with Jane, and her best friend, Charlotte, while trying to keep her two willful younger sisters, Lydia and Kitty, in line when fate throws the gorgeous William Darcy in her path. Unlike his friend, Braden, he is quiet, sharp wit and aloof, everything she doesn't want in a guy and yet she is drawn to him. Ella thinks she had things sorted, but when Jane and Braden's romance hits a roadblock and Darcy's enemy, the wicked George Wickham appears with an enticing tale, she takes a plunge with William on an offer she can't refuse. Despite all odds, do they still have a chance when Ella uncovers a terrible secret that will forever change her future with Darcy? Is Wickham right all along about him? Let's find out...

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ไธ…แ•ผแ—ด แ’ช แ”•ษŠแ‘Œแ—ฉแ—ช - L x OC -

Prepare for *TASK FORCE SHOCK HORROR* as Lola sweeps L off his feet, adopts Near and Mello, and skillfully diverges the plot. (It is not skilful.) Light's godliness never saw it coming. This is the funniest, most wholesome death note fanfic you will ever read in your life. Also, this book is a certified chocking hazard DO NOT inhale your beverages please I've had people choke on their tea, inhaling their orange juice -By all means have a wee giggle but just don't die ok

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|| Ruhaniyat ||

~ A Cluster of Soulfulness through the magic of word โค๏ธŽ_______________________A Collection of Short Stories ________________________Peep into this fictional world to get enchanted by the charm of love

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โ˜€๏ธSunset Shining in You...๐ŸŒ™ - DogDay X CatNap (Updated Frequently)

(NEW DESCRIPTION) CatNap is a shy yet inside cat, he never usually tells anyone else. Anything. Ever since 'The Hour of Joy' and Player moving in. Which really he never understood how- this place has been less gloomy when he came here.. but besides that, DogDay, One of the smiling critters, suddenly started talking with him. Giving him comfort... He doesn't know what this feeling is.. Why is he suddenly being nice and kind to him then the rest of the smiling critters. Can this be ever explained? ....pls. Can this be explained?Art by: little-critters-snipsThanks for the art :)

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its all fun and tea until the past comes back

this is my first story

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Of Roses and Daisies | Rawoong +18

Everything is ready in the Kingdom of Roses to host the most important sword tournament of the year but the prince Kim Youngjo wasn't expecting to fight against a very skillful knight named Hwanwoong who leaves a mark on him impossible to forget. Their meeting and the beginning of their intimate relationship, led by fate, changes their lives forever.โš ๏ธ This contains SPOILERS of my previous work "A Wish Upon The Moon"!! Please, read it first if you don't want to ruin your experience with this new work of mine!! โš ๏ธ

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Doomsday Laughing and Cursing

If you go back in time, there is no food, no sleep, no danger, no hunger, no cold. These cannot all be in front of you again at once. tell me what will you do I no longer believe in human beings, lost my basic emotional fluctuations, and seemed to exist for these three words to survive every day. Going back to the past, Wen Shu would say, I will atone for my past willfulness and past arrogance. If that person is still alive, will he still have the substance of soft heart? One day, the world you depended on will collapse beyond recognition. I only hope that I can guard until that time, to serve as your world. End of the world rebirth text, next year, brother, silent loyal dog attack, gentle and moist. That is, after the rebirth of the willful attack, he took protection as the biggest goal in his life, and the result gradually turned into CP. Content tags: Near Water Tower Portable Space Doomsday Search Keywords: Protagonist: Gu Wenshu, Gu Nanโ”ƒ Supporting Actors: Li Ran, Liu Sheng. . โ”ƒ Other:NOT MINEMTL (No editing)DON'T VOTEhttps://m.shubaow.net/273/273174/May contain unsatisfying ending

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Quirk Ideas

Quirks/power ideas for your stories.Free to use just give credit. Also DM me if you use them I would love to read your story that you write using the idea!If you see something that is the same from somewhere else, just know that it was not me trying to copy them I am just going off of my โœจimagination โœจ I will update whenever I can as I have school.Ranks#16#12#5 on 2023-12-18Book 1 out of ?

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The Normal Life Of The Other Demon

{BOOK 2 in The Demon Twins Series} It's been three long weeks since the incident. No one is coping well with her condition. But what happens when she suddenly wakes up? Will she be able to bring the family back together? How will she fit in into the outside world? Follow what happens to the Demon Twins in "The Normal Life Of A Demon"Read the Prequel "The Other Demon"Read the Sequel: "The School Life Of The Other Demon"Disclaimer: I do not own the characters....except for the twinStarted: June 17, 2020Finished: August 16, 2020Update: Daily...sometimesHIGHEST RANKINGS:#1 in BATMAN 8/7/2020#1 in TODD 8/18/2020#1 in REDHOOD 8/26/2020

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Best friends... forever?

Summary: Mila and Rúben had been best friends their whole lives. Literally. Born just a few months apart, they had shared everything. The same school, the same group of friends, the same passion for football... Not even moving to Manchester to play for rival teams had affected their friendship.But one silly bet was about to change it all...Author's note: This story was inspired by a joke a friend and I have: calling Rúben my bff ๐Ÿ˜… We have some things in common, and I always tell her that he does nothing to me, that we could only be friends, and she always replies by saying that just friends... for now ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ So this story is what she wants to happen, best friends to lovers, and all the dramas in between ๐Ÿ˜ Also for the first time I am giving the female character a face and a name, so this story is a bit different from my previous ones. I hope you still like it! ๐Ÿ’œ

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(Rosario vampire x Male Reader)

A Neko a human a vampire and tons of other monsters!(I came a cross a story like this and was like, "You know what! f!ck it" so yeah :3)2022/DEC/02#1 - rosariovampire#1 - kurumu#1 - tsukune#1 - innermoka#1 - mokaakashiya#1 - snowwoman

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Zane Wilder

*SLOWLY BEING EDITED*Zane had a special mission to accomplish. No one could find out that he's undercover. No one. But with those hazel eyes and her smart mouth he couldn't stay away from her. She was making him feel things he never knew it was possible. Yet bringing her into his world was dangerous especially because of her sudden connection to his case. Katherine has a baggage full of insecurities and trust issues. She never had an official boyfriend and being 24 that's socially unacceptable. The danger those grey eyes emit should scare her away. He was trouble and she knew that but she couldn't help it. The attraction she feels towards him is scaring her. Is it worth taking the risk?........"Can you cook?""I can""Good, what about laundry and cleaning?" I nodded."Fuck Angel, you're like the perfect woman and you still want me to be your friend" He joked and found myself laughing."Because I am the perfect housewife?" I asked arching an eyebrow."No, because you are the perfect combination of smart, beautiful, and skillful." I blushed at that and I wanted to look away but one of his hands stopped me and turned my face towards him."Get used to hearing compliments because you're going to hear them often in the future. Now, about my offer..." He gave me an expectant look.I thought for a while. I still wasn't sure it was a good idea but I liked working at the shop and still wanted to work there for a little while."Alright, let's do it," I said."Now? Here? Damn Angel, first the fiancé thing, and now this. For someone inexperienced, you sure move fast" He joked and I laughed.*Warning โš ๏ธ* Strong language, triggering topics such as body shaming, depression...

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