Aight so I'm writing this at school again which is why it'll be weirdly spaced. I just had this idea in the middle of my re class so hopefully I do t get in trouble for being on my iPad :'D

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Dazai osamu

-you know that one scene in your name near the beginning

-the  fondling scene

-yeah he'd do that if he woke up in ur body

-you will have no dignity left once ur back in ur body

-he will do all the stupid shit he can

-especially since he can get away with it since he's in a girls body

-oh boy he's going to get it once both you and him are normal again

-you'll probably just go one with ur day

-stay home tho

-unlike Dazai you have some dignity

Atsushi nakajima

-if you guys woke up in each others body

-lots of confusion

-like

-lots

-you'll eventually figure out what the fucks going on

-and decide to just stay home so neither of u got in any trouble

-you guys still tried to do work tho

-just work at home

-we're all experts at this point

-because of quarantine of course (even though WA is back at school + work :( )

Junichiro Tanizaki

-probably very similar to Atsushis

-very much confusion

-but there's something that made it even worse

-Naomi came in and ran up + hugged you (since ur in junichiros body)

-and she got pushed away

- big :'( moments For Naomi

-then you explained what happened

-She understood??

-not really

-you guys just spent the day really fucking confused 

Ranpo edogawa

-no

-he's worse then Dazai

-he's a little shit

-once ur back never show ur face to the real world again

-become a hermit 

Chuuya Nakahara

-as long as you don't do anything stupid,

-he won't do anything stupid

-fair trade

 -you do stupid shit though,

-he will do stupid shit too, but 10x worse. And probably will get drunk too.

-so just don't do dumb shit

-and the day will end well

-you just better hope chuuya didn't have any important missions that day

-(0_0''')

Akutagawa ryuunosuke

-similar case to chuuya

-don't do anything dumb

-just don't

-he won't do anything destructive if you do

-but he will be pissed :(

-so just spend the day at home and do not go outside

-he will do the same

-hermits for they day

Higuchi ichiyo

-again, similar case to chuuya + akutagawa

-just spend Spend the day with the wonderful higuchi ichiyo

-worship her even more

-enjoy what it's like being in the queens body

-understand that this is a wonderful thing to happen to you and that other people like the author would want to be in that position

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Okay I did this really fast

Didn't get in trouble either thank god

But my teacher keeps telling rhe class to get of devices and take a break since we have the same teacher 2 periods ina  row

But im a bitchass rebel I don't need no rules

Okay side note tho, I might edit this when I get home??? I dunno it depends if I cns be bothered or not lmao

Also!! My aku costume came :)))

Well the outfit

Not the wig yet :(

Still another 1-2 weeks for the wig :((( 

Okay goodbye enjoy ur day or nights everyone :D