𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 | 𝘹𝘪𝘢𝘰 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

The sound of message notifications disrupted your peace and quiet when you were only twenty five minutes in to your afternoon nap, groaning in annoyance your hand extended over to your phone. Glaring at the on going pinging of your username on discord.

#was-homepage-till-they-forcefully-turned-it-into-general

Who Nao?
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Y/U/N
do you want me to mute you 😐

Who Nao
you can't do that xiao removed your moderator privileges LOLOLOLOL

Y/U/N
WHAT
okay @ alatus
unfriended dhmu

alatus
Don't you @ me i own this server

Y/U/N
Yeah ok own my ass and my middle finger
smh edgy discord admin

Who Nao
Imagine acting like the a candidate president of america just cuz you made the discord server

alatus
don't talk to me none role holder dwellers.

Who Nao
get a job first discord mod

alatus
i do have a job at least i don't try selling coffins to the family of corpses

Y/U/N
Hey Hu tao nice day innit?? AH yes shiny sun.

Who Nao
I know right the UV rays feel so nice

alatus
yeah that's right ignore me :/ talk to me once you get a role in this server

Y/U/N
go back to your private admin voice channel smh
okay why'd you @ me

Who Nao
BECAUSE I WAS GONNA HOOK YOU UP WITH SOMEONE BUT NEVER MIND LMAO THEY SUCK

alatus
what

Y/U/N
you interrupted my nap for this?
you suck as much as they do.

Who Nao
stfu you and your single ass]

alatus
imagine looking for a relationship

Y/U/N
ykw hook xiao up with someone instead and melt the cold heart of this ass emo boy

Who Nao
that only happens in fanfics xiao's way of flirting is through degration

Y/U/N
i-
that's kinky as fuck..

alatus
i'm right here yk 😐

Who Nao
ok how about i set the both of you up

Y/U/N
what

alatus
ew
no

Y/U/N
WOW OKAY
I WAS GONNA SAY EW BUT I'M TOO NICE FUCK YOU

Who Nao
I DIDN'T MEAN WITH EACH OTHER JESUS CHRIST EW NO
i know a few people whadyya say

alatus
no

Y/U/N
actually
i'm kinda up to it
i'm 18 and living i need some flavor im my life it tastes like dry bread rn
i sound like one of those college girl movie protagonists

alatus
why

Who Nao
YOU'RE UP TO IT??
I WAS EXPECTING YOU TO SAY NO OH GOD
UHM NOW I HAVE TO DECIDE wHO TO SET YOU UP WITH

Y/U/N
but they're paying right?

Who Nao
You just completely scratched two people off my list

Y/U/N
LMAO
actually don't tell me who i wanna be surprised

Who Nao
BET WAJSHDS

alatus
you're really going on stupid blind date? that's dumb as fuck

Y/U/N
yeah and that's why you're single

alatus
fuck you.
you don't even know them so why're you going smh do you rlly wanna end up spending a day with a creep

Who Nao
ARE YOU CALLING MY FRIENDS A CREEP

alatus
no

Who Nao
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
plus she'll be okay my friends won't do shit to her

alatus
you don't know that smh why are blind dates still a thing

Who Nao
I ACTUALLY DO KNOW STFU

Y/U/N
xiao don't be so pricky smh

alatus
i'm not pricky you're just stupid
why're you going on a blind date isn't that dangerous as fuck

Who Nao
ITS WITH SOMEONE I KNOW LISTEN TO ME <33

Y/U/N
awww do you care for me

alatus
no stfu

Y/U/N
but like rlly dw abt it if they're a creep i'll whack their ass

Who Nao
if they're a creep u can unfriend me
PLUS THEY'RE MY FRIEND AS I'VE SAID FOR THE TENTH TIME TODAY

alatus
STILL SMH

Y/U/N
GASP HE JUST CAPS'D

Who Nao
🤳
OKAY DANG SO THIS IS SERIOUS

alatus
ofc its serious blind dates are dangerous.

Y/U/N
I AM LITERALLY GONNA BE FINE BRO

alatus
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

Y/U/N
DUDE WHAT IN THE DISTRUST
I AM 18 I CAN HANDLE MYSELF MISTER XIAO

alatus
DON'T BE SO RECKLESS.

Who Nao
BRO WHY YOU CARE SO MUCH WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR INEXPRESSIBLE DISCORD MOD???

alatus
shut up
just
don't go fml

Y/U/N
wHAT

alatus
I SAID WHAT I SAID BITCH
bye.

Who Nao
did he just invisible himself

Y/U/N
who was that??
WHERE IS OUR XIAO??

Who Nao
what the fuck just happened 😭🤳
so r u still going

Y/U/N
yeah LMAO

PT 2??? PT 2???

Pt 2 of deez nuts