Memes with lookism & kny characters

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Sanemi: I'm sometimes embarassed to be friends with [Name].

Giyu: why?

Sanemi: Because one time, when we went out to a restaurant, [Name] told the waiter to shove a marker up his urethrA  AGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

Giyu: .....

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DG: do you have a boy? I don't see a ring on your finger.

[Name]: what are you going on about-

DG: Well that's interesting, have you ever thought of dating a singer?

[Name]: what the fuc-

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Zack: how would you rate yourself on a scale of one to ten?

Stalker girl: a ten

Zack: are you sure about that?

Stalker girl: I don't care what other people think, confidence is key,  period.

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Zack: *shows picture of Stalker girl* how would you rate this girl on a scale of one to ten?

Daniel: what the fuck man, that looks like a fucking lizard-

[Name]: She looks like an abomination of momo (urban legend) and slender man.

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Gun: spell icup.

Goo: ICUP.

Gun: what? no, it's  I-C-U-P.

Goo: what? You see me pee? That's so gay.

Gun: ...

*Both of them start fighting like a married couple*

*[Name] who happened to see them*

[Name]: are they having a lover's quarrel?

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Eli: [Name]...

[Name]: What?

Eli: are you my mom? Because I wanna go back inside you-

*Daniel appears and smacks Eli*

[Name]: what have I done to deserve this?

*Daniel comforts [Name] before smiling slyly at Eli*

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*At the second affiliate*

*Ryuhie explains his encounter with Iguro*

Ryuhie: when i saw her walking down the street, she looked so fine I just had to speak, I asked her name, but she turned away, as she walked, all that I could say was-

Sinu: i think that's enough information for today.

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[Name]: Ma.

Yenna: Ma

[Name]: Ma.

Yenna: Ma.

[Name]: who am I?

Yenna: *jumps on [Name]* Papa!!

*[Name] chuckles as she kisses yenna*

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*They had their first kiss*

[Name]: was my breath clean or stinky, are my lips chapped?, did she not like it? What if I messed up? Did I do anything wrong? *Starts panicking*

Mitsuri: LETSSSS FUUCKIIIIINGGGG GOOOOOO!!!

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I couldn't think of any more memes,

Btw I'm thinking of doing a Q/A so maybe you could ask your questions here.

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Mitsuri heaven or Mitsuri hell?