Natasha: as far as I'm concerned I don't blush

Steve: oh really? What if I do this *kisses her on the cheek*

Natasha: nope

Steve: *kisses the other one*

Natasha: nada

Steve: *hugs her*

Natasha: goose eggs

Steve: *kisses her hard on the lips*

Natasha: nothing

Steve: well, I guess I got nothing too... *walks away*

Natasha: ... *turns red as a tomato*