*Derek, Penelope, Spencer and Emily surrounded by broken ceiling tiles, a broken computer, and at least three small fires*

JJ: what happened in here?

Emily: we were trying to catch the duck.

JJ: what duck? why did you have a duck?!

Penelope: it followed me here.

Spencer: did you know that ducks have three eyelids?

Hotch: Dave! you were supposed to be watching them!

Rossi: i was. i watched them try to catch the duck.

*crash*

Derek: i caught the duck!