Shut Up!

"Fa la la la la, la la la lahhhhh!" Courtney sang happily, skipping around the Smoffice.


"Court what are you doing? It's the middle of July and you're singing Christmas songs, it's bad luck!" Olivia exclaimed.


"Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer!" she chirped, spinning around wildly.


"Please, Courtney, shhh! It's 9:45 at night and we're still here for some reason, why did Ian even want us to stay this late?" Noah complained, rubbing his eyes and almost dropping his glasses in the process.


"Big Boss Man Ian said we have last minute planning and shit for Summer Games in a few days, but everyone needs to rest up during the next few days, so Ian's classic all nighter is tonight," Shayne explained.


"But we're not even doing anything," Keith whined.


"I know, but we need to be here for some reason, or maybe he just forgot we're in here," Shayne replied.


"I didn't forget, and how could I with Courtney's singing? Beautiful voice and everything but it's not even winter yet," Ian smiled popping his head round the corner, then pointing at Olivia, Keith and Noah. "You, you and you, we need help packing up some TNTL props so we can take them with us, so hurry your perky little asses up and get in here."


"Ok Boss Man, we're at your service," Keith smirked, saluting him and following him a little down the corridor then into the Try Not To Laugh set.


"Please figure out a way to keep your girlfriend quiet," Olivia begged, dragging her feet and following Noah.


"Ok, Courtney, baby, pretty please can you shut the fuck up," Shayne smirked, spinning in his chair to face her.


"Nooooo!" she sung, sitting on her desk and swinging her legs.


"Oh my god how the hell do I go around this?" he mumbled to himself, trying to come up with ways to get her to stop singing Christmas songs in summer.


An idea popped in his head, and he was skeptical at first, but if it was gonna give them peace and quiet, he'd have to do it.


So, he took a bite of the apple on his desk and pretended to choke. He was coughing and spluttering wildly, and Courtney had stopped singing.


"Shayne? Shayne! Stop messing, you're not choking, you're just pranking me, right? Right? Shayne! Please!" Court yelled, hopping from one foot to the other anxiously.


The coughing and spluttering ceased and he stuck his tongue out.


"Shayne... seriously, if you're joking. Shayne... Shayne..." she trailed off, tears filling her eyes.


She paced backwards and forwards, not knowing what to do.


"I've gotta get Ian, or Noah or Liv or Keith... guys! Guys!" she yelled.


"Court no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm fine," he stopped her, grabbing her arm as she started to walk out of the door.


"Shayne? You asshole, you scared me!" she shrieked, hitting his arm over and over pushing him backwards and onto a beanbag.


"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I didn't think you'd believe me," he apologized.


"You're an actor bitch, obviously I believed you! Oh my god you gave me a fucking heart attack, never scare me like that again," she demanded, dragging him up from the seat.


"I won't, ok, I promise," he swore, holding onto her hands tight.


"Ok good, I just don't wanna lose you," she whispered, tears forming at the corners of her eyes.


"You're never gonna lose me, silly, I'll always be here," he smiled, pulling her into his chest.


They stood there in silence for a few minutes, before Courtney remembered she was mad at him.


"Wait, I'm mad at you. So for the next three hours until we go home, it's gonna be nonstop caroling," she smirked.


She'd gotten through about three lines before she was cut off. At first she didn't realize what was happening until she felt Shayne up against her.


He was kissing her, tasting her cherry lipgloss and taking in her vanilla scent. Slowly he pulled back, a smirk playing at his lips. He folded his arms across his chest and shifted his weight.


"If kissing you is the only way to shut you up, I can do this all night long," he smiled.


"Well I'd come back here if I were you, or I might start singing again," she grinned, but as he stepped forward she ducked out of the way.


Line by line, she sang her way through another Christmas song, darting around the office until Shayne caught her, wrapping his arms around her waist and lifting her up the floor.


"Shayne... let go," she giggled, kicking around a little before relaxing in his grip.


"I don't think so," he muttered, nestling his head into the nook of her neck and kissing it lightly.


"Babe, we're at work, we can't," she breathed, resting her head on his shoulder.


"They're all distracted in the other room, we can have twenty minutes of whatever," he chuckled.


"Okkkk, you've convinced me," she grinned.


He spun her round and she kissed him hard, pushing him backwards and onto the beanbag. She placed a leg at either side of him and sat down on his lap.


They were messing around for twenty minutes, like Shayne said, before Ian entered the room to ask for their help.


"Oh jesus holy mother of hell, what is going on?" he exclaimed, covering his eyes and turning away slightly.


"Umm, chatting?" Courtney tried, flipping her hair over her shoulder.


"Nope nope nope you're making out in our communal beanbag, why?" he smirked, looking back a little to see Courtney had slipped into the seat next to Shayne.


"Well Shayne pretended to die to make me stop singing and I got super mad and sad, but then he said he's really sorry and he's never gonna leave me so we're good now," she smiled.


"Yeah I can tell you're good now, you horny fucks. We just want your help for a few minutes then you can come back out here and continue. Actually scrap that, you can go home after, do your ungodly sins there," he sighed, almost laughing but maintaining his fake seriousness.


"Thank you Boss Man," Shayne chuckled, standing and holding his hand out to Courtney.


She took it and they wandered away into the corridor to do whatever Ian asked them to do, together.


(A/N)


I didn't mean to make Shayne a jerk, I swear.


Also, the next like five oneshots are ideas I've gotten from a website, this one right here - https://otp-fanfic-ideas.tumblr.com/ย  ย 


Check it out, there's some pretty cool OTP fan fic oneshot ideas.


Hope you enjoyed, I think you'll enjoy the next chapter of Seรฑorita a little more thoughhh! It'll be out soon! Peace out suckers!


Kitty x

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