sumeru bitches

kaveh
bro alhaitham

have u heard?

alhaitham
heard what?

cyno
y/n and childe

theyre like

lowk talking 💀

alhaitham
thats how you communicate, no?

kaveh
do u not remember

childe had a thing for y/n

like he was added to the gc and he started flirting w her sm

alhaitham
whyre you even telling me this?

i dont care.

cyno
bc its y/n???

shes ab to go on a date w scaramouches friend tonight💀

alhaitham
how do you know this?

kaveh
dehya and candace told us 🤝

alhaitham
y/n wouldnt talk to him.

she doesnt even like gingers.

cyno
ofc u would know

alhaitham
?

kaveh
u seem to know everything ab her huh

alhaitham
i dont.

cyno
whats her fav cake flavor??

alhaitham
red velvet.

she doesnt like it too bitter, but she also doesnt like it way too sweet. she likes it when theres an even balance between the two.

kaveh
yeah ok.

cyno
ur weird

alhaitham
what?

kaveh
go tell childe everything yk ab her so hes prepared

alhaitham
no.

kaveh
why not?

alhaitham
his business doesnt concern me.

wheres he taking her?

cyno
to a haunted house

alhaitham
y/n hates haunted houses. shes scared of them.

hes making a mistake by taking her there.

cyno
ofc youd know that damn 😭

kaveh
yk sm ab her 🤣

alhaitham
because ive known her since high school?

cyno
i have too but idk that much ab her 🤷‍♂️

alhaitham
you were closer to her.

cyno
ya

were 😊

and did u rly think id forget how u liked her back then 🤣

kaveh
you WHAT.

HELLO?

WHY DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS?

WHY HAVE I NEVER BEEN INFORMED OF THIS?

alhaitham
cynos lying.

i never liked her and i never will.

cyno
wake tf up u unheeding, impervious, incognizant, pretentious, pompous bitch

kaveh
ON GODDD 🗣️

alhaitham
what.

alhaitham

alhaitham
youre inconsiderate.

y/n
hello, alhaitham! good afternoon, alhaitham! hows your day, alhaitham?

what the fuck is wrong w u

alhaitham
youre really inconsiderate.

y/n
my day has been fine thanks for asking

alhaitham
and itll be so much better now that youre going on that date, right?

y/n
what

whatre u talking about

alhaitham
dont pretend.

y/n
i seriously dont know what ur talking about

u got the wrong person

alhaitham
no y/n

its not the wrong person.

y/n
ok so?

idk what date im gonna go on..

alhaitham
with childe?

y/n
LMFAOOO WHAT WHO TOLD U THAT

alhaitham
cyno and kaveh?

y/n
AND U BELIEVED THEM 💀

alhaitham
are you not?

y/n
i dont even talk to him bro

ofc not

alhaitham
oh.

good.

y/n
aww were u worried 😊

alhaitham
no.

y/n
u totally like me huh

alhaitham
of course not.

y/n
☹️

ok ☹️☹️☹️

alhaitham
whats with the emojis?

y/n
u dont liek me ☹️

alhaitham
oh.

im starting to tolerate you i guess.

y/n
u werent before ?!?!

alhaitham
youre asking too many questions.

i need to go.

y/n
oh ok bye
read!

sumeru bitches

alhaitham
im going to sign you both up for the military.