- INTERLUDE ONE.

❝THIS IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!❞



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WELCOME, WELCOME! We've finally moved past the tenth chapter of Li'l Science, which means we get to have a small interlude and short break from all the trauma and abuse in Danganronpa. Again, Ultra Despair Girls contains many triggering topics, so please, viewer discretion is advised. I have to thank everyone for the support I've garnered thus farβ€”whether on AO3, Quotev, or Wattpad. Will we have another interlude, or will this be the first and final one? Who knows!


Without further adieu, I sincerely hope you enjoy these incorrect quotes.


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[NAME]: With great power comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.


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MASARU: Okay, help me, please!


NAGISA: Got two words for you.


MASARU: ...I bet they won't be helpful.


NAGISA: Your problem.


MASARU: I was right...!


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KOTOKO: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...


JATARO: You would eat yourself?


KOTOKO: I wouldn't even question it!!


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[NAME]: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you!


MASARU: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule!


[NAME]: Absolutely not.


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JATARO: What's a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?


NAGISA: Disgruntled, miserable, desolatedβ€”


MASARU: Smad!


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NAGISA: What did you guys get in your yearbook?


KOTOKO: "Prettiest Smile"!


MASARU: "Nicest Personality"!


[NAME]: "Most likely to start a bar fight"...


NAGISA: ..."Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one".


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[NAME]: Bye Masaru! Bye Jataro! Bye Kotoko! Bye Nagisa! Bye Monaca! Bye Masaru!!


JATARO: You said "bye Masaru" twice...?


[NAME]: ...I like Masaru!


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COP: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.


[NAME]: Shit.


MASARU: Wait, three?


COP: Yeah?


KOTOKO: OH MY GOD, NAGISA FELL OFF!!!


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NAGISA: Why are you on the floor?


[NAME]: I'm depressed.


[NAME]: Also I was stabbed, can you get Jataro, please.


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[NAME]: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!


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[NAME]: I have an idea!


NAGISA: Thanks for the warning.


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NAGISA: Everyone has a toxic trait. Though I guess the exception is Jataro, he's perfect.


JATARO: ...My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.


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MONACA, seeing a kid crying at the grocery store: Oh, excuse me!


MONACA, wheeling up to them:


MONACA: Can you please move? You're blocking the Lucky Charms.


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MASARU: Why does everyone call me stupid?


KOTOKO: What's 5+9?


MASARU: I told you not to give me hard questions!


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MONACA, sighing at her friends: Wow, my life sucks.


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KOTOKO: New theory! The world is flat, but it has two sides.


NAGISA: You'd fall off.


MASARU: Only if you picked the wrong one!


JATARO: Tails..?


[NAME]: He's in no danger, Tails can fly!!


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NAGISA: Your existence is so confusing.


[NAME]: How so?!


NAGISA: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me greatly.


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[NAME]: What is this feeling...?


MONACA: Could it be the feeling of beginning to love and being loved back?


[NAME]: No, I think it's just the stab wound.


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MONACA: Kotoko...


KOTOKO: Oh no, "Kotoko" in b-flat.


KOTOKO: ...You're disappointed.


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"Can I copy your homework?"


MONACA: I can help you with it!


KOTOKO: Yeah, sure!


[NAME]: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.


NAGISA: No.


MASARU: Wait, we had homework?!


JATARO, read at 5:55pm:


"NOT GONNA LIE... NAGISA IS KIND OF A SUSSY BAKA." "EXCUSE ME?!"


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an interlude, taking a break from writing the main story plot with incorrect quotes.

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