『 ❝ 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐬 ❞ 』

Iris Jacobs — adoptive daughter of Eloise Jacobs and her wife, Evelyn Campbell-Jacobs — neither of which could conceive children mind you. Adopted at the age of 5. You see, I don't know Iris that well but all I know is that I feel bad for her. Why, you may ask. Well cause her uncle is Cal Jacobs — who is the devils minion — and his son Nate Jacobs, you who is her piece of shit cousin.

I remember the first time I met her. I ran into her, no like literally ran into her inside Fez's store while she was leaving and I was entering. Later on throughout the day, I found out through Fez, that she comes by a lot cause apparently she's best friends with Ashtray. Trust me, I found it hard to believe also.

The fact that Maddy Perez LOVES her too is also really shocking, Maddy HATES kids. Iris is like the sister Maddy never had. To be honest their friendship is kinda adorable. Maddy is Iris's wing-woman and #1 fan. If Iris needs help with anything she'll go to Maddy. Struggling with homework? Maddy. Outfit advice? Maddy. A shoulder to cry on because Nate was being a piece of shit? Maddy! Well, she goes to Ashtray, Maddy, and her moms but mainly Maddy cause if Ash or her mothers found out about half of the shit Nate had put her through that mad would be buried right next to the core of the Earth and nobody will know. Iris was actually the one who managed to get Maddy her babysitting job. How? I don't fucking know dont ask me.

Anyways, at this point Fez is literally her older brother. He's more of a brother to her than Nate is and they're cousins. Fez and Maddy are actually captains of the Ashris ship. Yep I named it myself 😌 , and although I don't know her well like I've stated before, I ship her and Ashtray too.

Nate Jacobs, like I said before he's Iris cousin. He wasn't always a piece of shit when I came to her though. You know how you always have that one cousin who is your best friend no matter what, yep that was them. They were inseparable. But that all went to shit the older Nate had gotten. His friends had found it weird that he was friends with his YOUNGER cousin and told him to stop it. He listened and treated her like shit like he did with everyone else. To this day he still treats her like he does everyone.

Ashtray LOVES her and you can tell just by the way he looks at her. He looks at her as if she's the only person in the room. From what Fez has told me, he's loved her since they were 7. AND THEYRE 13. So to sum it up Ash has been in love with Iris for 6 years!! I don't think that he even realizes that a lot of us know. It's so obvious. There was this one time where I was at Fez's house and heard them say "I love you" to each other. Trust me that day confused the fuck out of me cause I thought they were dating and it didn't help that I was high. Apparently they are that pair of best friends who are so close with each other that they'll say that — but we all know Ash really meant it. Iris actually meant it too. She's in love with Ash and she has been for years, probably longer than him. I don't think Fez actually knows how long neither do her moms — who know that she likes him. But all I know is that they are both head over heels for each other but are too shy to say shit. They would do anything for each other. They would KILL for each other if they had to. In all I have no clue how they met if I knew I would tell you.

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