It is sadly Kisaki's Birthday, SO as a gift for 'that' nasty sewer rat have some slander for Kisaki. I hope your having a fun time in hell :D cause their ain't no way your joining Baji and Shinichiro with this face

I really hate him if you couldn't tell btw. This is not canon to the story

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(you have met Kisaki before)

                                              -Young Delinquent Shits-

                                            -Ki$aK! Has Joined Online-

                                               -4+ Contacts Are Online-

                                                               9:56am

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

Hello Toman

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

AW FOCK NO GET CHO EVIL ASS OUTTTA HERE RNN

𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆

I agree, get out

𝗠𝘆 𝗞𝗲𝘆

Y/n you met Kisaki once and you already hate him that much?

𝗛𝘂𝘀𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹

Didn't they met before? Pretty sure Y/n was telling Peh, Hakkai, and me abt it once

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

^Right I did, BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I HATE HIM JUST GET YOUR LAME ASS OUT

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

I am a official member of Toman, in which you are not apart or officially in

Which means I hold authority

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

BITCH SHUT YO ASS UP MIKEY LIKES ME MORE THEN YOU MANIPULATING ASS

𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁)

Safe to say he does

Sadly...

𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗕!𝘁𝗖𝗵

Wth gotten into them this time? I swear their always fighting with someone

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

Sanzuuuu!!! My beloved

𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗕!𝘁𝗖𝗵

What the hell.

𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗿𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗲)

Y/n only says something like that when they want something

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

Angry shush for a second

Sanzu my dear beloved angel

𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗕!𝘁𝗖𝗵

Just get to the goddamn point

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

Let me borrow your katana. Pls <3

𝗛𝘂𝘀𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹

I don't think I feel safe with Y/n having a katana

𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗕!𝘁𝗖𝗵

Hell no. Why do you even need it?

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

Stfu people, I came online to announce something important

𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁)

Okay? And? If it's got nothing to do with Toman then shut your ass

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

Don't speak to me lowly 4th Division

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

Bitch don't speak to Smiley like that

𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗿𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗲)

Brother did nothing wrong stop being mean

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

Shut up. As I was saying today is the day of my arrival in this forsaken world. You are all lucky I came to Toman

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

Bitch. With this creepy ass rat ass old man on the road stalking ass face you think we're lucky?!

𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆

Y/N PLSSSSS WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!

𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁)

WHY HE LOOKING LIKE THAT THOOO LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE ASS CLOWN

𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗕!𝘁𝗖𝗵

Nah scratch that he's the whole circus

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

Do not mock me!

𝗛𝘂𝘀𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹

I shouldn't be laughing but I am 😂

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

BITCHHHHH I HAVE MORE JUST WAITTT

𝗠𝘆 𝗞𝗲𝘆

Y/N WTF IS THAT 😂😂 PLS IM CRYING

𝗛𝘂𝘀𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹

Just showed Hakkai this and he toppled over-

𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗳𝘂

Y/N WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE LMAOO

𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆

Respect

𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁)

Suddenly we are friends

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

Do not insult me! I am above all of you foolish captains

Mikey adores me the most

𝗛𝘂𝘀𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹

Lies

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

Boi no he don't

Does he let you have his Dorayaki 🤔

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

It's food you can find that anywhere, it doesn't make you special outsider

𝗠𝘆 𝗞𝗲𝘆

HOW DARE YOU INSULT DORAYAKI THATS IT I'M DEMOTING YOU

𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗳𝘂

Naurrr jit mad

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

jit aboutta get beat up

𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁)

Y/n low key has my full on permission from 4th division to beat Kisaki up

𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗿𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗲)

(1)

𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗕!𝘁𝗖𝗵

(2)

𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆

Thats a hard (3) for me

𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆

(4)

𝗛𝘂𝘀𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹

(5)

𝗠𝘆 𝗞𝗲𝘆

(6) sorry not sorry

𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗿𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗲)

(7)

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

You can't do that It's me birthday brat!

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

Oh yeahhhh I forgot about that, consider this your b-day present then

𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗕!𝘁𝗖𝗵

Y/n I have a spare katana I just found. You can use it ig

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

Omg

reawwlyy tysm <3

𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗕!𝘁𝗖𝗵

Take it before I regret it dumbass

𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁)

Y/n aboutta murder kisaki

𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗳𝘂

Don't miss Y/n!

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

You aboutta catch this blade Kisaki

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

As the 3rd division captain I order you to stop! Right now

𝗠𝘆 𝗞𝗲𝘆

And as the Toman president I say Y/n can continue :3

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

HAHA BITCH THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

                             -Im in Jail Dumbass Has Joined Online-

𝗜𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗝𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗗𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀

Mikey you seriously let this guy take over my division? What the hell man

                            -Im in Jail Dumbass Has Gone Offline-

𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗿𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗲)

Was that?

𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁)

PAH CHIN REVIVED HIMSELF FROM HIS JAIL CELL TO GIVE HIS WISDOM

𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆

Ig you aboutta die Kisaki, we can't ignore Pah chin's wisdom

𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗳𝘂

Someone record Y/n on a old camera or something and show it at the next gathering

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

LMFAOOO DUDE I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A CAMERA HOLD ON

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

You good for nothing rude bastards, It's my birthday where is your gratitude?!

𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁)

Boi stfu and stop typing like some Shakespear poem

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

Truck kun entered the chat*

"UwU K-kisaki k-k-un I haven't seen you in a-awhile l-let's meet to-gether

𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗳𝘂

Y/N THAT WAS FOUL

𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁)

NAURR JAIL RNNN

𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗿𝘆 (𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗲)

that made me smile

𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆

LOL Y/N PLSSSSSS YOUR GONNA END UP KILLING US TO

𝗞𝗶$𝗮𝗞!

...

I will find a way to make your life a living hell Y/n L/n

                                             -Ki$aK! Has Left The Chat-

𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆

Naurrrrr jit mad

𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗳𝘂

jit aboutta throw some handsss

𝗜𝘁𝘀𝗗𝗲𝗲𝘇

Wowww smh ungrateful motherfucker, we let him off easy this time

𝗠𝘆 𝗞𝗲𝘆

I am still crying Y/n PLSSSS

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Kisaki slander is the best ngl, posted this at like 2am where my country is. Let's hope this guy never actually exists irl

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