Namjoon: ‘Have kids’ they said. ‘It’ll be fun’ they said. 

Jungkook, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Taehyung: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Jin, screaming in exasperation: It’s called a fire extinguisher! FIRE. EXTINGUISHER. 

[Glass shatters. Jungkook screams.]

Namjoon: Don’t have kids. Don’t.