secretly cookie monster to hi welcome to our humble abode                                                              Friday, 3:04 pm

secretly cookie monster: gUYS GUYS GUYS

secretly cookie monster: IF I WAS A RAPPER WOULD MY NAME BE "THE OG CSSSS" OR "LIL COOK"

secretly cookie monster: PLS RESPOND

professional emo: why,,,,,

secretly cookie monster: science purposes ok answer my question NOW

professional emo: no

secretly cookie monster: <:^(

secretly cookie monster: BULLY

insert lenny face here: this is so sad alexa play despacito

little miss memE: This awful tragedy has truly shattered my heart, Alexandra my love, play for me the legendary melody despacito

but i love you all: 

piper: this is so sad alexa play despacito

kaylee, an intellectual: This awful tragedy has truly shattered my heart, Alexandra my love, play for me the legendary melody despacito

insert lenny face here: will weren't u supposed to love me

but i love you all: i do :(

insert lenny face here: then why would u write me off as an outallectual :/

but i love you all: what's an outallectual?

insert lenny face here: u, evidently, seeing as u don't know what it means

but i love you all: but what does it M E A N

insert lenny face here: the opposite of an intellectual

but i love you all: i no comprehendo

insert lenny face here: opposite of in = out

insert lenny face here: so, alas, u are an outallectual

secretly cookie monster: Thank you Kanye, very cool!

little miss memE: wow thats added to my dictionary

insert lenny face here: see a word i created was added to Kaylee the Intellectual's ~exclusive~ dictionary 

Not Emo: By exclusive you mean a dictionary just full of vine references and obscure memes

little miss memE: yes thats exclusive?????

insert lenny face here: don't interrupt me u little shits i'm older than both of u and in this household i demand RESPECT

Not Emo: ^^^Literally mom

little miss meme: :P

Not Emo: :P

secretly cookie monster: :P

professional emo: :P

but i love you all: <:P

Not Emo: Ew Will that's ugly

americanadian: HEY HEY HEY RESPECT THE HAT

but i love you all: thank you trinity i love you more than aspin now

Not Emo: UMMM R00D

insert lenny face: so, therefore, i am an intellectual

little miss memE: that literally took you 6478389018937498019849EVER to write

americanadian: 7988752920489748709284878298474208465782946294730283039ever

little miss memE: 8930706287024897295398028978574295477580284796988367777777777777777755499852729986720578479867EVER

americanadian: 90954375748520847290604856927020811378386480108761083460147801877784652087777777777777777777689501840681365873016784716757474890802896081861986768075257EVER

professional emo: stop

insert lenny face here: i was about to join in but i guess nico di anjelly gotta crush my dreams

professional emo: good

professional emo:  joining in would've made you even more annoying

americanadian: NICO NO BULLYING

little miss memE: uwu :(

professional emo: uwu is disgusting

little miss memE: uwu

americanadian: uwu

little miss memE: uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

Not Emo: uwu 

but i love you all: uwu

secretly cookie monster: uwu

professional emo: pipes you're my only hope 

professional emo: please don't betray me

professional emo: i'll buy you chocolate

insert lenny face here: uwu

                                       professional emo has left the chat.                           

insert lenny face here: just gotta uwu on them haterz

americanadian: Just gotta haterz on them uwus

secretly cookie monster: just haterz gotta on them uwus

little miss memE: just haterz gotta on uwus them

Not Emo: Wtf

insert lenny face here: just gotta  D A B

americanadian: nO

Not Emo: I'm literally begging you to stop

but i love you all: piper no

secretly cookie monster: piper no

insert lenny face here: piper yES

little miss memE: piper maybe

americanadian: Dabbing is my fatal weakness :(

insert lenny face here: [middle finger emoji]

americanadian: Did you just write out "middle finger emoji" instead of sending it

watch ur profanity: [notonmychristianminecraftserver.jpg]

insert lenny face here: maybe i did

insert lenny face here: maybe i didn't

americanadian: Okay but why?

insert lenny face here: mind your own business trinity

americanadian: [thumbs down emoji]

watch ur profanity: add your brother back into the chat

Not Emo: Fine

secretly cookie monster: okay

little miss memE: no

watch ur profanity: eXCUSE ME

watch ur profanity: i guess you'll enjoy being grounded!

little miss memE: nO IM SORRY

                    little miss memE added professional emo to the chat.

secretly cookie monster: hello

Not Emo: Howdy 

americanadian: Hi

professional emo: bye

americanadian: *bi

professional emo: stop

professional emo: *gay

secretly cookie monster: oof 

Not Emo: wELcoMe tO tHe lemON hOusE!

professional emo: thanks i hate it

little miss memE: don't we all

but i love you all: <:(

americanadian: hEY DONT MAKE WILL SAD

americanadian: NO SAD WILL HERE

Not Emo: It's not our fault will cries every time he hears a sad song??

but i love you all: <:|

secretly cookie monster: will change your username to "but i love y'all"

but i love you all: why?

secretly cookie monster: because you're from texas

but i love you all: okay!!

little miss memE: will is too pure 4 this world

            but i love you all changed their name to but i love y'all.

but i love y'all: i'm still sad <:(

insert lenny face here: will it's okay

insert lenny face here: just dab on them haterz

Not Emo: STOP

Not Emo: STOP

Not Emo: STOP

Not Emo: STOP

Not Emo: STOP

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Not Emo: STOP

secretly cookie monster: asdfghjkl woah

Not Emo: STOP

Not Emo: STOP

Not Emo: STOP

Not Emo: STOP

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Not Emo: STOP

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Not Emo: STOP

secretly cookie monster: woWZA

Not Emo: :3

professional emo: that is incredibly emo

Not Emo: IT IS NOT 

little miss memE: why don't you use it then, huh, nico?

professional emo: uh

professional emo: next question

americanadian: [side-eye emoji]

insert lenny face here: [dab emoji]

but i love y'all: piper

but i love y'all: the (platonic) light of my life

americanadian: nO iNcEst bRo

but i love y'all: the moon to my sun

but i love y'all: the yee to my haw

but i love y'all: the des to my pacito

but i love y'all: please fucking stop that 

insert lenny face here: why are u all so dabophobic

little miss memE: dabophobia ain't cool :(

insert lenny face: it's 2k18!! support dab rights!!

little miss memE: #SUPPORTDABRIGHTS2K18

professional emo has left the chat.

Not Emo has left the chat.

secretly cookie monster has left the chat.

americanadian has left the chat.

but i love y'all has left the chat.

[zesty author's note]

ayoyoyoyo dudes!! firstly, can you believe that i, iris, actually wrote something for once? i'm surprised too tbh

also:

if you noticed that certain family members were not featured in this chapter, do not fear. they're going to be in the next two chapters. the reason i didn't include everyone in this chapter is simply because there's too many family members. it didn't feel sufficient for me to only have each character say something once. every character (especially irl members) will say more than one thing per chapter, so that's all good for now <:^)

by the way, i'm going to school camp tomorrow and i'll be back on friday this week. until then, no updates riP

yours truly, 

iris; god of awful literature & all things trashy