A/N: LOL so this is kind of a continuation 'This team of clowns', a GC for the ICT.

Ohana

18/05/2023

Yuzi:

Mahi bhai: Yuzi delete this now.🤦🏻‍♂️

Yuzi: But bhai, Virat bhaiyaa and Faf sir look so cuuuuttteeee. Just look how they're hugging❤️❤️❤️ 

Jaddu: VEER! Kitna hug karoge use yaar?!? 

Ro: Virat Prem Kohli! Wth! This is like what the 100th time you're hugging him! Too much this has become. Mahi bhai dekho na! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jinksy: Two days ago you promised us you'd stop with this Virat!😒😒 Do you even love us?!?

Ash: Oh please, this is nothing the way Faf was hugging him when they played against us?!? Virat! Come online! 

Yuzi: 

This Ash bhai? 😈😈

Mahi bhai: Okay this is getting too much now. What the hell Cheeks!

Rahuliyaa: Not just Faf, you should see the whole bromance he's got going with Maxi too. It's actually kind of cute if you think about it.....

Jinksy: Don't Rah! First AB and Chris, then there was Watto, Finchy, Stoinis and then there was this whole thing with Vi-Maxi-AB and now it's Faf. He doesn't even spend as much time with us after the match, he's either talking to juniors or he'll disappear with Faf.

Ro: Haa! And now that Alien is with them no? He won't even come online I'm telling you, he'll be too busy talking with them. AND WHERE IS BHUVI!

Bhauu:  Ro bhai ye Alien kaun hei? Aur kisko chai me dhubakar kaoge?    

Yuzi: Don't these two look like a young couple in LoOoOoVe....

Ro: Aur ab ye Maxwell bhi.... MAHI BHAI DO SOMETHING!

Ash: I'm telling you, these three literally live in a world of their own half the time on field and off-field as well. This is all your fault Yuzi!

Yuzi: Me? What did I do?

Ro: You were supposed to keep him from getting too close to those foreign players! But instead you only got close with them!

Mahi bhai: Ab wo Parnell bhi chipak raha hei! Abhi aaya hei team mei! And why is that Maxwell holding my kid like that?!? Only we're allowed to hug him like that! Cheeku's letting everyone hold him like that these days! Not done!

Jaddu: To be fair bhai.....they've both been friends since 2008.....

Mahi bhai: Chup Jaddu. You riled up Rutu sending him all those photos of Cheeku and Faf, he's been eating Devon's head for the past 2 hours.

Ishu:

HEHEHEHEHEHE 😁😁😁😁

Ro: ISHU! Why did you send this?!? 😒😒

Ishu: Areee it's cute nah bhaiyaa! Look how happy Virat bhaiyaa looks. Faf sir too.🥰🥰

Jinksy: Isiliye tho hum gussa hei! Humare saath aisa harkathe karta nahi ab!😤

Ro: Haa! Aur ab if not Siraj, Shub's spending time with him, if not Shub, he's with Rah, he doesn't even spend more than an hour with us!🙄🙄

Mahi bhai: Ro, it's nothing personal baccha, he's just changed a little now, but he's still the same Virat you know this. 

Shub: Virat bhaiyaa!!!! I'm not talking to you! 😠😠😠

Ro: What happened to you now?

Shub: He's always posting stories for other kids or he's spending time with them, he's forgotten all about me Ro bhai.😔😔

Rah: Didn't he post a story after your century?

Shub: He didn't call!🥺

Jinksy: He was at Siraj's new place kiddo...

Shub: Siraj, Harshal, Anuj, Suyash, Shahbaz that's all I hear! Ugh! I'm his kid too! He doesn't even reply to the memes I send him!😭😭

Yuzi:

In a world of their own like this Ash bhai?😏😏

Ash: Peetoge Yuzi! And stop bullying Devdutt, he's been ignoring Yashasvi and Dhruv, and now even Zampa is mad at them!

Yuzi: But bhaiyaa it's DD, he'll be fine in a few days, Virat bhaiyaa will talk to him and everything will be fine. Ohhh and Zamps is just pissed because of Virat bhaiyaa and Maxi.

Bhuvi: Oh my god what is going on?

Harry: Sup bhailog!

Kul: YUZI ! GAH ! I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN! STICK TO THAT JOS BHAI OF YOURS!😤😤😤

Harry: OOHHHH DRAMA! 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Bhuvi: Shut up Harry! Kul Yuzi was just doing that cause he's bored in RR camp and we like Jos remember, we even like Joe too.

Kul: Bhuvi bhaiyaa he's always sticking like a LEACH to that Jos and now he's dancing like some junglee with Root too.

Ro: Kul only you understand our pain. Let's disown Virat and Yuzi, we don't want them anymore.

Jinksy: Even Bhuvi's come online. WHERE. IS. VIRAT ?!?😠😤

Bhuvi: He's celebrating with his teammates Jinksy. This was a much needed win for them, so they'll have 2 things to celebrate today. And really guys? Not a single congrats Virat message?

Ro: Bhuvi, you were on the field today.....WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THAT FAFDA AND VIRAT FROM HUGGING EACH OTHER EVERY 5 SECONDS!🤬

Bhuvi: Oh please Ro, they literally just recorded the highest opening partnership today, they have the most runs as partners this years, let them enjoy. He told us he's not replacing us. So chill out.

Ro/ Jinksy/ Ash: CHILL OUT?!?

Bhuvi: Yuzi seriously why do you do shit like this. Can't you let him have one day? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Yuzi: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE😈😈😈😈😈😈

Kul: Bhuvi bhaiyaa, we're not talking to Yuzi. And Ro bhai, Ash bhai and Jinks bhai don't want to talk to Virat bhaiyaa because they both forget they're human and CHANNEL THEIR INNER KOALAS WITH THOSE FIRANGIS! YUZI I HATE YOU!

Yuzi: Kulll, I'm sorryyyyy. I'm bored at camp so I bother Jos and Joe's nice, Virat bhaiyaa always talked about how sweet Joe really is off the field and he was right. But you're my other half always.

Kul: Promise?

Yuzi: Yes. Promise.

Vi: Hi guyssssss bhaiyaa is busy with the others rn, but he'll text you all later.

Ro: HEH? Who's texting from the phone then?!?

Vi: Oh it's me Siraj.

Ro: Siri.....where exactly is your Virat bhaiyaa?

Vi: Oh Ro bhai, he and Maxi are fighting again about his longest six award. Bhaiyaa's winning the argument. Hehehe. Bhiayaa's asking for his phone, he'll text now.

Vi: Kya hua, itni sari messages?

Ro: Oh you remembered we exist NOW?!?🤬🤬

Vi: Okay.....what have I done to piss you load off now?

Mahi bhai: Scroll up Cheeku..

Vi: YUZI! OH MY GOD STOP DOING EVERYTHING MAXI TELLS YOU TO DO!🤬🤬🤬 OHHH Maxi's dead, I'm gonna kill him, one of you will have to bail me out!

Yuzi: Bhaiyaa noooooo don't kill Maxi plssss, he promised me ice cream! And you need Maxi remember? Without him our team won't be complete.

Ash: OUR TEAM?!? 

Vi: Fine I won't kill him. I love him too much to kill him off too so he can stay. And yes Ash, RCB is still Yuzi's team. Always.

Jinksy: Enough with the senti talk. We need answers Virat. U promised us Vi, no more sticking like a leach to them, but you literally hugged Faf like 10 times today and now that AB is there you don't even bother texting any of us! It hurts Vi!

Ro: +1

Ash: +1

Jaddu: +1

Harry: +10000000

Shub: I'M NOT TALKING TO U!

Kul: U still love us right bhaiyaa? 🥺🥺

Vi: I can't believe this. We literally had this conversation 3 days ago, I'm not replacing any of you in my life, Faf, Max and AB are some of my best friends. Yes. I love them so much, no denying but it's different with them and it's different with you. U guys are one kind of constants to me, the kind I fall back on without hesitating, AB, Faf they're two ppl who know the constant pressure of captaincy and they know the politics of cricket boards. Maxi and I've both had to deal with anxiety, depression, mental health problems he understands , that's why I depend on them too. Look, each of you know me in your own ways, but my love and affection is equal for all of you. And Shub kiddo come on, I don't spend hours talking to Yashasvi or Dhruv after a bad match, it's you I talk to. All u kids get that through ur heads, I'm not replacing any of u okay?

Ro: I understand......Congrats Vi u were amazing today!

Jaddu: Haa yaar kya innings thi! Congrats!

Jinksy: We ride out the waves together yeah? Congrats Vi, I'm so proud of u! Jad was screaming in the team room

Mahi bhai: I'm so so proud of you Cheeks! You were amazing as always today. 

All the juniors: CONGRATS BHAIYAA!!

Bhuvi: I already told u congrats soooo😬😬

Ash: Proud of u Vi! Congrats.

Vi: Thanks you guys means alot! Well i gtg i'll catch y'all later yeah?

Yuzi: Before u go, one final gift from my side on ur wonderful century😈😈

All: YUZI!

Vi: BYE!

A/N: I have no idea how this turned out, battling major writer's block, I've been staring at this draft and another Mahirat draft for the past week and I'm a little lost but yeah I just finished this off. Cringy, doesn't make much sense butttt spare me for this one OS again? Really sorry if it wasn't upto y'all expectations but writer's block is a pain man.

Anywho...comments make me happy, criticism is perfectly fine too u guys!