Remi: OMG WHAT SOUNDS LIKE THE MICROWAVE?!

Blyke: I'm not cooking food tho.

Remi: THEN WHAT IS IT?! ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Blyke: Oh, its my PlayStation. Always makes that sound since the PS3 model.

Arlo: I have a firing squad ready to fire at Cheater Joon.

John: Why am I blindfolded?

Fiore: Why are you texting.

Sera: WHY DID YOU DUMP ME AND SAY I WAS EVIL?!😭

John: Just felt like it.

Arlo: Get ready to fire at the count of three!

Sera: I KNOW HE BETRAYED ME BUT PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!!

Arlo: Why?

Emerson: Yeah why?

Remi: Wait are you there too?

Emerson: Yeah, wanted to join in the kill the psychopath firing squad.

Sera: Because I still love him!

John: Evie, can you kiss me before I die?

Sera: KILL HIM.

Arlo: Gladly my queen.

Elaine: CHEATER!

Arlo: But she was Wellston's Queen when I was King. So I'm saying as a former comrade.

Elaine: Oh.

Arlo: 3!

Emerson: This is gonna be fun.

Arlo: 2.

Remi: I can't watch!

Blyke: But you ain't there!

Fiore: You ain't southern!

Blyke: You said ain't.

Fiore: I'm allowed to.

Isen: No you ain't.

Blyke:

Blyke: Isen died to a energy harpoon.

Arlo: 1!

Arlo: FIRE!

Emerson: FUCK HE'S STILL ALIVE!!

John: I have an ability you know. Also I broke Evie's virginity just now.

Sera: Why? Why? WHY?! THIS CRUEL WORLD!

Emerson: IMMA LEVEL FIFTEEN BIAAAAACCHH!!!!!

Arlo: Oh damn, Emerson is beating the ever shit outta John.

Emerson: I hate cheaters.

Fiore: o_o

John: AHHHH!!!!

Sera: Well now I don't feel bad for half rapping John anymore.

Isen: You weren't in the first place!

Fiore: Why are you awake?!

Isen: Sowy.

John: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!!!

Emerson: Say that to your girlfriend you sociopath!

Sera: Aw that's romantic.

Fiore: Hey. He's taken. 😡

Arlo: John getting beat up is pretty cool to watch.

Elaine: Because no one ever beat him up before.

Emerson: So uh, I out duct tape on John's pubic hair.

Blyke: NO!

Emerson: Yes. On anyone's command I will rip it off.

John: PLEASE NO MERCY!!

Isen: He wants no mercy!

John: I FORGOT A COMMA OK?!

Sera: Will you break up and forget about Evie?

John: No, I just impregnated her.

Sera: DO IT.

Emerson: Ripped it off.

John: OWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😵

Fiore: Now I actually miss us talking about horrible sex.

Isen: So in a female's cavity, there's a tiny pimple in there that if you touch it once, a woman orgasims!

Fiore: Never mind.

Emerson: But I could touch it.

Isen: Not with your hands?

Emerson: Yep. I happen to possess a physical power that is not my ability.

Isen: TELL!

Emerson: That's information only for my girlfriend.

Fiore: 🤤

Sera: WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!

Arlo: Kill John again.

Blyke: I'm so sorry Seraphina.

Isen: Could always hook up with me.

Sera:

Sera: Ew no.

John: I do.

Remi: What?

John: Oh sorry, I'm just now marrying Evie

Sera: PLEASE GIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO SHOOT THIS BULLET!!!

Isen: You could do a threesome with Em' and Fiore.

Emerson:

Fiore:

Emerson: Why?

Fiore: Sera, don't shoot! Relationships are not the only key in life! You are incredibly smart, you have a good ability and looks! Don't waste it over some Joon!

Sera: That's actually really good advice.

Arlo: I SEE TWO JOHN DOE'S!!!!

John: Sorry, was out grocery shopping.

Sera: WHAT?

John: Yeah I just took a clone ability and cloned myself so you won't be lonely Sera. But from reading this turns out the clone is a ho.

Arlo: Two Joons?

John: MY NAME IS NOT JOON!

Sera: So you still love me?

John: Of course!

Blyke: Aw a happy ending!

Fiore: 🤤

Remi: What?

Fiore: Nothing, just getting excited for when I'm 18.

Emerson: What's stopping us?

Sera: Oh god.