"Fuck. -_-" (y/n) just said.

"I'm waiting." the man said, still holding the gun against him.

"Alright, alright! Chill dude. I'll talk." he said, when the sound of growls came from outside. "But I think we should do that at a saver location."

"......Fine." he put his gun away. "But I want some answers then."

"Good. Now onwards my friends!" he said and pointed towards a door, before he walked through it.

The other two people just looked at each other.

"He does realize that he went into a closet, right?" the man asked.

Moments later, (y/n) came out again.

"Wrong one!" he exclaimed and went through the right one this time.

The two people just looked at the scene blank for a second, before both thought the same thing.

'He's a moron, isn't he?'

They all continued to walk through the station.

Meanwhile the man and the women talked.

It appears the man is named Carlos, while the womens name is Jill.

Carlos said, that he and his group evacuate survivors into a train and want to escape the city with it.

But once he said that he worked for Umbrella, Jill complained to him and said that they are responsible for this mess.

Anyway. Once they reached the train, Carlos and Jill began to talk to the commander.

Appearently they have to change the trains route, so he can go out of the city and jill said, that she would take care of that.

But once they were done talking, they turned towards (y/n) and Amy.

They were playing cards.

"Haha! I now have 3 blue eyes white dragons on my field, what can you do now?! Come on. Draw your last pathetic card. "

"....." Amy drew a card.

She then showed her hand and had all 5 parts of exodia.

"NOOOOO!" he held his hands in front of his face.

He then realized that everyone was looking.

"Oh. You done talking."

"Yes. And YOU better start talking." carlos said.

"Alright. Now it's time for a tale of awesomeness. Get your popcorn ready folks. Author, if you could please start the flashback."

*Flashback*

(Y/n)'s pov.:

"*groan*" I woke up with a headache and looked around.

I was in some kind of office, with a human sized capsule being open behind me, laying on the ground.

"Where the fuck am I...... Who the fuck am I?!" I tried to remember, but to no avail. I also realized that I was naked.

"What the- Was I in an orgy and was sucked so hard, that my memories were sucked out too?" but my question wasn't answered.

"OK, OK. I get it. That wasn't my best joke. What even IS my best joke.......meh. Doesn't matter."

I stood up and noticed, that I was naked.

"Huh. Maybe my theory is correct...." I just shrugged it off and started to look for clothes.

I found some in a drawer (What you're wearing right now) and put them on.

After I was done I spotted something on the table. It was a note and a syringe with something in it.

I looked at the syringe for a minute, before I read the note.

__________

'Finally awake, huh? Well, congratulation you fucktard, your about to be thrown into a zombie apocalypse and you ARE a zombie.

Who I am? Doesn't matter. Because we'll never meet in this live.

Anyway. I guess you have many question........ but I'm to lazy to answer them all to you.

Just know, that you are a thinking zombie and that you are immun to the virus of the zombies. They also won't attack you. The normal zombies that is. You're regeneration and resistance is also much higher.

Well and as to why I got you out of the tube? I want to live as you like. Do whatever you want. If you don't know what to do first, then on the back of this note there are suggestions on what to do, like going shopping, or telling jokes on stage and such.

The only thing you should be worried about is Umbrella (Big Evil Organisation, that kinda stuff). They'll probably try to get their hands on your sweet ass and put all types of stuff into your body to test. And it isn't the kinky way, sadly.

If you need weapons, then there is a whole bunch of them in the opposite room. I'm quite the collecter of all kind of weapons. There will also be a Bagpack that can store anything without taking space.

(A/n: Don't look at me like that. There is like fucking teleportation and matrix shit in Resident evil, so I think I can to that.)

PS: One last thing. You probably noticed the syringe. Well, this is my last request to you. In the room besides this one, there is a girl, who is by now probably a zombie. I want you to inject her with it. It has the effect of giving a person infected with the T-Virus some of their intellegence back. Over time the effect will strentghen, till the infected person is semi cured. She will be still infected and is a zombie, but is unable to infect others. I also made it so, that she will follow you and listens to you, but she still has a free will.

That's all from me. I don't know anymore requests I could give you. Oh wait. You still have no name. Just take mine. It's written on the door of my office.

Now that's all. Have a good live you moron.

.....Btw. The Mansion you are in is gonna explode in like 15 minutes. It activated once you were out of the tube.

Bye bye~.'

_______

'Hm.... That's not good.' I said with a blank smile. '*sigh* Guess I'll hurry up then and get that girl.'

I put the syringe in my pocket and went outside the room. I looked at the name tag put on the door.

"(Y/n) (L/n). Well, guess what. Hippity Hoppity, your name is now my property."

I then walked into the other room with the girl in it.

And there she was...... Eating a random dude.

"Uhm. Hi there." I said

She looked at me, but continued to eat the corpse.

"Well, let's get this over with." I pulled out the syringe and injected her with it.

She stopped moving, before she suddenly began to twitch on her whole body.

"Holy shit!" I said and brought her into a hug, so she doesn't hurt herself because of it.

After a minute or two, she finally stopped and I let go. Her expression wasn't that of a zombie any longer. She looked at me with a blank stare.

"So... Can you understand me?"

She nodded.

"OK. Good." I held 3 fingers up. "How many fingers am I showing?"

She also held up 3 fingers.

"Perfect. One last question.... How long will One piece continue?" I asked with squinting eyes.

She began to sweat.

"Ah, I'm just kidding with you!" I stood back up and helped her up too. "So, what's your name?"

"....."

"Don't have one? Then I'm naming you..... Amy. I'm (Y/n) by the way."

She nodded.

"Anyways. We should get going. Place is blowing up and such. But let's quickly look at the weapon room first!"

We went out of the room and into the other one.

"Oh my.."

"..."

The room was full of weapons. And when I mean full, I mean FULL. All kinds of weapons are here. From medivel swords to the most modern guns and the more peculiar ones. And in the middle there was a single bag pack and a stack of money.

"Alright! Let's pack everything up." I said and together with Amy loaded all the weapons into the bag.

"I think that was everything. Let's scam."

We made out way out.

We went through the corridors, meeting many zombies on our way.

"Hm. What has happened here? Well, doesn't matter. I don't have enough time to look for clues."

Once we were outside and far enough away, the mansion we were in exploded.

We just stood there, looking at the remains of it.

"Alright, I'm getting bored. Let's go!" I said to Amy and we continued to walk.

We were in some kind of forest and after some while we saw city light.

Coincidently there was a sign right besides us.

"Racoon City. Home of Umbrella. Don't suspicious at all..." I said. "Well. Not like there is anything else to do here."

With that said, we made our way to the city.

There, we were met with many people walking around. I pulled out the note from the probably dead guy and looked at the suggestions.

"Time to work down the list."

And so, we spent the next few days, working down the list. During that we noticed that more and more people seem to get aggressive and later are seen to eat people.

"Guess the virus that guy talked about got somehow into the city. Meh. Not my problem and I can't change it now anyway." We continued to do stuff, till it was night.

Gunshots and sirens were heard all around us. The real outbreak has appearently started.

Me and Amy were currently walking out of a pharmacy. We could barely stand and I pulled out the list and a pen, before I wrote down something.

"Taking... every... drug? Done." I said, before I barfed into a trashcan.

Amy also took every drug.

"Urg. Well that was something." I whiped away my vomit. "What should we do now Amy?" I looked at the list, but she was still spaced out.

"We did shopping, shoplifting, playing baseball, taking drugs, fighting grizzly bears in a fist fight. Oh! Going on stage in a bar and telling jokes!" I said.

We made our way to the next best bar.

"Time to go in. I have THE best joke to tell." I said.

And with that the flashback ended.