usernames for a quick reminder ♡

ilovefreckles — Park Jessamine
hanscheesecake — Oh Herin
iwouldbangchan — Kang Daehyun
wannaknowleeknow — Chae Minnie
hyunjinsprincess — Jeon Alexis
sexysquirrel — Han Jisung
notjinyoung — Hwang Hyunjin
darkbeanie — Seo Changbin
changlix.is.real — Lee Felix
daddybc — Bang Chan
badass.min — Lee Minho
wonpilson — Kim Seungmin
pinkfiona — Yang Jeongin

(~￣³￣)~

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H.O.E.S SQUAD

iwouldbangchan
Ok but no joke have u seen this

LIKE CAN HE LET ME BREATHE
AJSOENWOWBW

hyunjinsprincess
I didn't need a life anyways

hanscheesecake
JACKSON WANG YOU HOE

ilovefreckles
but have u seen jb? 

he can step on me and i'd say thanks

hyunjinsprincess
you a thirsty hoe

hanscheesecake
I want Mark to choke me with a broom

changlix.is.real
why a broom

daddybc
Is that even possible i-

notjinyoung
wow jess didn't know you were so kinky

ilovefreckles
AM NOT

sexysquirrel
you just said 

ilovefreckles
i admit nothing

hanscheesecake
BUT GUYS THIS IS SO GOOOOD
HAVE YOU SEEN YUGYEOM?
OR JINYOUNG
OR BAMBAM
OR YOUNGJAE
DIJADJASDAKDH

daddybc
guys i think she's broken

notjinyoung
Jinyoung is hot

hyunjinsprincess
Hyunjin is hotter

notjinyoung
i'm-
not against that at all 😏

changlix.is.real
yeah we know why😒

sexysquirrel
han jisung is better

ilovefreckles
what am i even doing here

notjinyoung
keep lying to yourself j

daddybc
hey hey let's all be nice here

sexysquirrel
lEtS aLl Be NiCe HeRe

daddybc
COME AT ME BRO

sexysquirrel
YO FIGHT ME

hyunjinsprincess
why do i feel like we're always fighting here

iwouldbangchan
what did i start....

hanscheesecake
it's all your fault dae

iwouldbangchan
WAIT WHY IS THAT MY FAULT

hanscheesecake
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO STARTED IT

iwouldbangchan
YO STFU WHEN YOU'RE TALKING WITH ME

hanscheesecake
OKAY I SHUT UP

iwouldbangchan
BITCH ARE U TESTING ME

hanscheesecake
I SAID I'M SHUTTING UP CAN'T YOU SEE

ilovefreckles
am i the only one who can hear them yelling?

daddybc
what kind of logic is that

sexysquirrel
this is annoying

hanscheesecake
you're annoying

sexysquirrel
DON'T AT ME HOE

hanscheesecake
BITE ME

daddybc
we all kinky hoes up in here

ilovefreckles
we ARE called hoes squad for a reason, aren't we?

changlix.is.real
anyways jess is felix your bias from skz?

ilovefreckles
yes he is
he is my man
my husband
my cupcake
my cherry apple bubble gum drop sweetie pie cheescake honey bunch jellybean sunshine bOIIIIII

changlix.is.real

daddybc
that's so SWEET

hyunjinsprincess
she reALLY likes felix
she always talks about him 🙄

notjinyoung
but you like Hyunjin too

ilovefreckles
exPOSED

hyunjinsprincess
yeah, got a problem with that?

sexysquirrel
damn you girls are something
i want someone to love me like jess loves felix😣

hanscheesecake
who tf would ever love you
have you talked to yourself yet

sexysquirrel
istg i'm ready to beat your ass

daddybc
HEY LANGUAGE

hanscheesecake
SHUT IT CHRIS

sexysquirrel
STFU CHRIS

ilovefreckles
i already love this group♡

x private message x

sexysquirrel is typing...

J:
whatchu doin'

Herin:
having a mental breakdown

J:
over what?

Herin:
i don't know what to wear

J:
you're such a girl

Herin:
no fucking shit bro
i haven't even noticed that
thank you

J:
i'm joking, love
give me photos
i'll help

Herin:
in a minute
i'm just stuck between two outfits
and it's fcking killing me

J:
where are you going anyways?

Herin:
none of your business j

J:
you talk like we aren't friends :<

Herin:
...
im sorry
im going on a date ^^
and these are the outfits i can't choose between
(sends two photos)

J:
a date?
with who?
when?
is he a bad boy? idk why i feel you're into bad boys
is he a player?
is he going to take care of you?
am i ready to fight?
YES

Herin:
are you going to help me or not? -_-

J:
second one

Herin:
really?
i thought you would choose the first one
guess i was wrong

J:
the first one is too revealing

Herin:
really -_-
istg sometimes i don't even know why i'm talking to you

J:
because i'm awesome :>

Herin:
keep lying to yourself j

J:

Herin:
i'm going with the first one
thank you j
you're a sweetheart
BYEEEEE

J:
whAT
noooo
WAIT
ARE YOU BLIND WOMAN
wait, did you just call me sweetheart?
that's the first time you ever called me other things besides idiot and stupid hoe TT
DON'T GOOOOO

sent at 15:34 PM