Imagine: Kai has merged with Luke and he now has feelings. He wanted to hook up with girls and asked you to help him. You, being the best-friend you were, decided to help him.

You grabbed his arm as you walked down the sidewalk, the cold winter chill biting at your skin. He smiled before peering off at the cars, looking at the snow that fell from the clouds. It was dark outside, only the streetlights helping you see.

"So," You purred as you kicked your feet around in the snow, "What girl are you looking for? Brunette? Hazel eyed? Blonde? Funny?" You teased him sarcastically, tugging his arm towards the nearest bar. As you both ascended up the steps, he chuckled,

"Anyone dumb enough to sleep with the psychopathic man I am." He answered, pushing the door open and gesturing for you to go inside. You entered to smell the aroma of beer and wine, listening to people chatter about their private lives or celebrating anniversaries of some sort. So you dragged Kai to the bar, where you both ordered a shot each of tequila. For now, anyway.

"What about her?" You asked Kai as you pointed to a girl, crying as her mascara dripped onto the table she was sat at, "I bet she just went through a really bad breakup and wants revenge." He smirked at you and you took the shots, handing one to him as well as clinking your glasses.

"I would say wish me luck, but I'm already lucky." He replied, causing you to beam at him as he walked away. For a few moments he sat there, rubbing the lady's back and whispering soothing words into her ear. Suddenly she jerked away from him, a look of disgust on her face. I told him not to say that, you cursed him - remembering a line he wanted to use to pick up girls. Obviously, he had used it. In defence, he lifted his hands up and backed away from the table, ending up in front of you.

You laughed, "Kai! I told you not to say... Well you know, that." You scolded him, whacking his arm playfully as you took a wine glass out of the bartenders hands. He ordered a beer before leaning in close,

"A relative had just passed-" But you interrupted him with a smile,

"Even better, she'd want a distraction if you didn't use that line." You explained to him, but you noticed his serious stance and his jaw grow tense. He grabbed his alcoholic drink and took a long gulp,

"Y/N, aren't you listening? A family member just died, she's not going to want to sleep her problems' away. Plus, I didn't use that line." Kai replied sternly, his eyes fixated on you as you took a sip of your drink.

You rolled your eyes, "Buzzkill. I'm going to find myself a man, you can find yourself a woman." As you walked away, he kept his eye on you - all the way up until you reached another man. Seductively, you fiddled with his jacket and asked him lots of relationship-related questions, of course - he flirted back.

Something inside Kai's chest hurt and he couldn't shake it, even as he downed more drinks. You danced with the man flirtatiously, running your hands through his hair and over his shoulders. He couldn't help but feel a wanting, but his breaths grew quicker. Kai understood how he felt about you throwing yourself at a complete stranger and he knew he wanted to be that man. But you were his best friend and he wasn't going to ruin that for some stupid want. It wasn't a need, he had to tell himself that.

A woman that was drinking beside him had noticed his actions, "You okay? You look kind of tense." Kai was about to tell her to go away but he couldn't bring himself to do it. He had to tell someone, even a stranger. Maybe she'd give good advice.

"The girl I like is dancing with another guy," He tutted to himself as he raised an eyebrow at the woman, "To think that she was trying to help me hook up with other women when all I needed was just her. I don't know anymore, is that even human?" He half-heartedly chuckled, causing her to giggle too.

"Yes, that's called love. Why don't you tell her?" She asked and Kai thought about it for a moment.

"If I told her, I'd be risking everything I have. You see, she's my only friend that truly knows what I'm capable of. So if that all was out in the open, I don't think you'd be sitting next to me right now." Kai explained, causing the women to widen her eyes slightly.

She whispered, "You're not a rapist are you? Or a murderer?" Kai just smiled at her.

"Something like the second one." He replied devilishly, causing the petrified woman to jump out of her seat and grab her car keys. Kai quickly swooped in a grabbed her wrist, forcing her to look at him with terror.

"Stay calm, you're actually good company." He compelled her, watching her facial features soften before sitting back down, "So as I was saying before you rudely accused me of accurate things, this girl is possibly someone I want to hook up with. What do I do?"

"Take her out for dinner? Make her jealous?" The woman's voice was shaking but Kai just took a sip of his Budwiser's beer.

"But she's not into me," He rolled his eyes before looking deeply into the woman's eyes, "Now, don't go screaming down the streets saying there is a Heretic on the loose. I need a snack." So he grabbed the innocent's hand and lead her out of the bar, leaving you gobsmacked that he had actually won a woman's heart. The man you were with was caressing your face but you couldn't help but look at the door where Kai had finally left.

"What's up, babe?" But as he said that, you slapped him forcefully. He fell back but caught himself on a table. Tear's were prickling your eyes,

"I was trying to make someone jealous okay? But they didn't choose me, it didn't work. Okay?"