chapter 8

*meanwhile with poppy, branch, biggie, the mane 6 and the ali-humans*


*molly carried poppy on her back while luna carried branch and beatstar carried biggie*


Poppy: so this must be where the country music trolls live. good work molly


*poppy patted molly's head gently as reward*


Branch: well it looks like nobody's here, we're too late.. time to go home, come on guys let's go!


*branch jumped off of luna and began to walk away*


Pinkie Pie: there's no "I quit" in "team" branch!


*pinkie grabs branch and puts him on her back*


*once they arrive in lonesome Flatts*


Random bird: cock a doodle- ah nevermind...


*solemn country music plays while a bell rings*


*the group hide in barrels*


*Delta Dawn and her ali-human niece lavender (the princess of country, voiced by Carrie Underwood) come out and start singing*


Delta dawn: we don't hope for...makin' things better


Lavender: all we want is to..keep it together


Delta dawn: every day's a rainy day-


*a newborn country troll pops out of an egg and giggles*


Father country troll: happy birthday honey, now get to work


Baby country troll: okay daddy


Lavender: -no change in the weather


Delta dawn: this kind of life has made our hearts as hard as leather


*children giggle as they chase a sentient tumbleweed*


Child country troll: get it!


*tumbleweed then chases the country troll children*


Lavender: and all these tears are from the..dust in our eyes


Delta dawn: and all these years just keep on passin' us by


Delta dawn and Lavender: we all know that we're just born to die *yaks mooing*


Lavender: that's the way it goes when you're just born to die


Poppy: this song is so sad...


Branch: yeah it is sad


Branch: but life is sad sometimes so I kinda like it


Molly: what?


Poppy: you do? huh but it's so different


Pinkie pie: yeah why would they sing such a depressing song?


poppy: oh they must not know that music's supposed to make you happy


Rarity: *gasps* that's awful


Lavender: and all these years just keep on passing us by


Delta dawn: and all this misery makes it hard to deny


Lavender: that's the way it goes when you're just born to die


Poppy: Okay guys guys huddle up


Growly Pete: growly growly growl


Delta dawn: now take it easy there growly Pete me and little lavender feel bad for them they look like they got beaten up by a rainbow


Lavender: yeah that's depressin' really


Poppy: Okay first things first these trolls need some serious cheering up so we're gonna have to go top shelf


biggie, pinkie pie and molly: ooh


twilight sparkle: now when you say top shelf y-you don't mean


Poppy: that's right twi we need to sing the most important songs in the history of music


Rarity: yes but which one?


Poppy:...all of them


Branch: and when you say "all of them"-


Rainbow dash: YO I'll tell you what I really really want


Branch, molly, beatstar, luna, poppy, the mane 6: so tell me what you want you really really want


Rainbow Dash: I'll tell you what I want what I really really want


Branch, molly, beatstar, luna, poppy, the mane 6: so tell me what you want what you really really want


Rainbow dash: I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I WANNA ZIG A ZAG!!!!!!!!!!


Molly, luna, beatstar, poppy, branch and the mane 6: who who who who


biggie: who let the dogs out


Molly, luna, beatstar, poppy, branch and the mane 6: who who who who


*Mr. dinkles squeaks rhythmically*  


Biggie: who let the dogs out


Molly, luna, beatstar, poppy, branch and the mane 6: who who who who


Poppy: it's such a good vibration!


Molly, beatstar, luna, the mane 6, biggie and branch: yeah come on come on come on


Pinkie pie: it's such a sweet sensation!


Pinkie pie, poppy, branch and twilight sparkle: Oppa Gangnam style!


Pinkie pie and twilight sparkle: Gangnam style!


Pinkie pie and twilight sparkle: O-O-O-O Oppa Gangnam style!


Biggie: hey girl whatcha doin' tonight?


Poppy and branch: Gangnam style!


Rarity: I wanna see what you got in store!


Pinkie pie and twilight sparkle: O-O-O-O


Poppy, branch, Pinkie pie and twilight sparkle: Oppa Gangnam style!


Molly, beatstar, luna, the mane 6, biggie and branch: party rock is in the house tonight!


Poppy: come on!


Molly, beatstar, luna, the mane 6, biggie, branch and poppy: everybody just have a good time!


Pinkie pie: RAVE ON!! PARTY ON!!


Molly, beatstar, luna, the mane 6, biggie, branch and poppy: party rock is in the house tonight! we just wanna see ya!


Pinkie pie: tell 'em poppy!


Poppy: shake that! *echoing*


Random tumbleweed: you suck!

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