This chapter's going to be a little different. It's Avatar the Last Airbender characters as things my mom has said.

Katara to Toph: Salad is not a finger food!

Zuko: It's raining
Mai: No it's not
Zuko: Look there is rain drops on my phone and legs
Mai: Well then it's just raining on you
Zuko: Weather doesn't work that way
Mai: Then the gods are spitting on you

Sokka: I'm craving bacon
Suki: How? I'm stuffed

Zuko: Wake me up when it's time for the Umbrella Academy

(This one was technically my dad)
Sokka, passive aggressively holding Runways comics: This is because you stopped watching it with me
Aang: It was boring! And that doesn't mean you and Katara can't still watch it
Sokka: It's not the same

Katara: You can remember everything
Aang: I forget to do my homework last night
Katara: But you remembered after dinner

Sokka: Katara, come look at this
Katara: What?
Sokka: *Shows her a romance novel we're the main two characters are named Kya and Hakoda*
Katara: Okay we have to get that

Zuko: Read that series, Twilight.
Suki: I'm not reading a book solely about magic and romance. I'll read a book with magic and a romantic subplot. But not if romance is the main thing, that's a recipe for a dark, angsty, disaster.
Zuko: Why are vampires always love interest?
Suki: I KNOW!