MidorIYA'S POV:

"... really."

You know that small boy, that really small one. The short one with green hair  and freckles? Yeah that's me. And everyone in this house knows I'm shorter so why- just why, did they put the box of cookies on the TOP shelf, when I thought we all agreed to put it on the middle so I can reach.

I sigh, and stand on my top toes as a failed attempt to grab it. It would be embarrassing to go and get Shoto, and then if I asks Kacchan or Kirishima-Kun Kacchan would tease me about it.

I have to get it myself and yell at them later.

I start to climb on out marble counters and hold onto the fridge for dear life. I hate this, if they would just LISTEN it wouldn't be a problem. You'd think my husband would listen to me - but no. And sit up straight and grab the cookies from the in the counter... open it, and finally might get to enjoy a damn cookie that I could have had a long time ago if THEY WOULD LISTEN AND PUT IT ON THE STIPID MIDDLE SHELF.

And angrily push the box back in the middle counter and slip, tumbling down the the floor with a back thud, and dropping my only cookie on the floor. Okay, now I'm really mad.

Shoto runs in the kitchen panicked— "iZUkU- are you okay—"

"I WOULD BE OKAY IF YOU GUYS WOULD PUT THE DAMN FOOD IN THE RIGHT PLACES."

"...I mean why are you yelling I-"

"nO, NO. Don't tell me anything ! You clean up that broken cookie and think about your mistakes as you get me another one!"

"You could have asked-"

"no."

"Okay."

He grabbed the broom from out the pantry and started to sweep up the rest of the cookie remains. I stood there angrily. Kirishima walks in the kitchen, looks at us for a second, then passes and starts making himself some coffee.

I'd ask him if he did it, but then I'd have to hear it from Kacchan - the Shoto would go at it with Kacchan- then Kirishima-Kun and I would try to stop them from arguing about it- so really the only one I can yell at right now is Shoto. Because why not.

He hand me a cookie and and sweeps his feet back into his office to finish working.

"I love you!"

"And I love you too," he replied, before closing the office door behind him.

Munch munch.

Ew, I don't like raisin cookies.

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I guess this is a Tododeku one shot cause of the end. But I don't know what this is. It's a joke, this book for real be for fun, I'm a terrible author.