GROUP CHAT

UPPERMOANS + (NAME) <33

douma added you

DOUMA
hey girlfriend

YOU
hey boyfriend

so

the leader changed his mind
about me?

DOUMA
no

but ur cool

so i invited u back in

YOU
ily

DOUMA
JSHSJKJSKJEEIOUS

ILYT OMG

MUZAN
what is it doing here

YOU
it????

IT????

I GO BY SHE/HER PRONOUNS
YOU LITTLE SHIT

DAKI
OMG I MISSED U BESTIE

WHERE HAVE U BEEN

(and pls don't call him dat
he'll be mad)

YOU
in the other gc

with my other friends

your enemy

DAKI
oh

ohhhh

YOU
so why are you guys in
bad blood again

GYUUTARO
idc abt most of them

but that old man gets on
my nerves

YOU
are u talking abt uzui??

LMAOAOAOA HE TALKED ABT
U AND DAKI

DAKI
tf did that bitch say

YOU
exclusive information

lets all make a peace treaty

KOKUSHIBO
hell no

who the fuck are you
again

YOU
im (Name)

KOKUSHIBO
a student in kimetsu?

YOU
no i dont go to college

KOKUSHIBO
you must be stupid then

YOU
not all people are as
privileged as you new
fren

if i hv the money to go
there then i would be
there rn

are u spoiled? u sound
like a spoiled brat

KOKUSHIBO
what

no

YOU
LIES

DOUMA
so your friends know
about you and us
then???

YOU
yeah

they told me if im
comfortable with
it then go on

DAKI
omg

ur comfy w us

<3333

YOU
<3333

not with your leader tho

he hates me

and this

kokushibo guy

weird name

KOKUSHIBO
thats not my real name

YOU
so...

identity fraud?

KOKUSHIBO
what

no.

YOU
then whats your real
name?

KOKUSHIBO
none of your business

YOU
uh huh its my business

you're now my friend

i think

KOKUSHIBO
no

dont meddle me with
your kind

YOU
wow

rude

ok then

DOUMA
THAT WASNT NICE

SHE WAS JUST ASKING
FOR YOUR NAME

YOU
exactly

thank you bf

DOUMA
IKSKSJKSJKJS9
EEOISZSJKAJ

yes

you're welcome

ily

DAKI
its michikatsu

KOKUSHIBO
what

how do you even know
that

DAKI
im ume

YOU
omg you guys are like

la casa de papel

DOUMA
thats one way to put it

but not everyone here
has a fake name

like

me

your bf

YOU
good job bf

whats your name again

DOUMA
you break my heart
(Name)

YOU
kiddinggggg

so ume

michikatsu

who else

DOUMA
akaza

show yourself

AKAZA
what

DOUMA
akaza isn't your real
name

AKAZA
im more comfortable with
the name akaza

YOU
awww, he's a cutie too

i like akaza

im curious tho

whats your real name

AKAZA
hakuji

YOU
oh coooll

i like the sound of it

hakuji

AKAZA
thanks...

DAKI
UME IS COOL TOO

YOU
YEAH

ITS SHORT AND SIMPLE

UME UME

DAKI
UME UME

GYUUTARO
shut up ume

DAKI
who tf are you to tell me
what to do

YOU
wyd

KAIGAKU
who are u asking that to

YOU
all of u

i dont do favorites

u guys are all my favs

you're welcome

KAIGAKU
just chillin

YOU
i like your vibe

you sound like you have awesome
music taste

wanna be spotify mutuals

KAIGAKU
hell yeah i do

and yeah

search up KAI

YOU
the one with a taylor swift
profile pic?

yeah i love u already

i can tell we're going to be
good friends

KAIGAKU
you like the neighbourhood?

YOU
LIKE THEM??

I LOVE THEM

YOU TOO?

KAIGAKU
HELL YEAH

DAKI
... i hv good music taste too

DOUMA
u listen to baby shark

stfu

DAKI
FOR SLEEP BECAUSE ITS
CALMING OKAY

YOU
THATS ADORABLE DAKI

LETS ALL BE SPOTIFY
MUTUALS

im going to dedicate a
playlist to you all

because ily

and as a token of our
friendship

DAKI
OMGOMGGMGOGMGOGMGOGM I'VE
NEVER HAD A PLAYLIST DEDICATED
FOR ME

YOU
then let me be the first ;)

KAIGAKU
i like this chick

lets keep her

YOU
hell yeah

@muzan ya hear that?

let me stay

MUZAN
no

YOU
PLEASE

YOUR FRIENDS LITERALLY
LOVE ME

KOKUSHIBO
i dont

YOU
except him

but still

you're 2 against the others

i win

MUZAN
this is not a childs play

YOU
YES IT IS >:(

LETS ASK EVERYONE THEN

SHOULD I STAY

say yes u mf

DAKI
YESYESYYESYSYEYEYEYYSSYS
WE'LL KEEP HER

SHE'S MY NEW BESTIE

DOUMA
ofc shes staying

she's my gf

AKAZA
ew^

but i guess its fine?

HANTENGU
she's nice

i like her

YOU
OMG MY BBY WHERE
HAVE U BEEN

IMYSM

HANTENGU
are you talking to me?

YOU
OFC I AM

HANTENGU
i didnt know what to say

so i just kept silent

YOU
AWVWVWVWVWV

HE'S SO CUTE GUYS

anyways

see?

NAKIME
late reply but yes

she should stay

i like her

YOU
NAKIMEEEE <333

WHERE HAVE U BEEN

NAKIME
my lecturer held me
back in class because
i argued with his theory

im omw to the office lol

YOU
yikes...

good luck with that

GYUUTARO
tf did i miss

DOUMA
just say yes bitch

GYUUTARO
damn

yes

YOU
see??

im staying

i win

u lose

:PPPPPP

KOKUSHIBO
you're childish

YOU
are you always this
serious?

because u just ruined
the mood

KOKUSHIBO
you shouldnt even be here
in the first place

DOUMA
UM YES SHE DOES

KOKUSHIBO
shut up

DOUMA
okay

im sorry

YOU
damn

you're like very rude

you know that?

DAKI
pretty sure he's got that a lot

YOU
oh

no surprises there

anyways im staying

KOKUSHIBO
no

kokushibo has removed you from the group

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