Me: *silently eating ice cream* . . .

. . .

Mom: That was too much ice cream....next time, two scoops are the most.

Me: . . . *quietly* Okay. . .

Mom: That's why you head's so big. We want brain in there, not food. -_-

Me: *thinking: I don't think that's how the fucking body works, smartass...* . . .

(Did I mention that my mom's a nurse?)