This is the most MLG thing you'll read
Bonnie:IM SO BOORED
Shrek:*poofs put of nowhere* (yes not even 2 chapters in and The Ogrelord is here)
Shrek:I will grant you 3 wishes
Bonnie:First of all I want Foxy to stop sleeping naked
Shrek:*snaps fingers and some random speedo pops onto foxy
Bonnie:Second,GET THAT LITTLE SHIT BALLOON BOY OUT OF HERE!!!1one1
Shrek:*snaps toes*(dont ask how that works,he is the ogrelord)
Balloon Boy :*gets sucked into a portal*
Bonnie:And for my last wish!...give me some weed
Shrek:*Snaps Expand Dong**weed falls from the sky aswell as some tacos*
Bonnie and Shrek:*prance around the weed garden like ponies*(not that im a brony)(also im not trying to insult them)
Freddy:*walks in*Hey guys watcha doin-WHAT THE
Shrek:WHATAREYOUDOINGINMYSWAMPREEEEEEEEE!!!!