Welcome All Guild members to the ***Tenth*** Edition of The Weekly Dragon. Every Sunday this is the place you can keep up with all the latest Guild news, gossip and great quotes.

***Firstly The Quest Results:***

*A Princess In Trouble -* It was a long journey to get to the beautiful *Princess* in pearl but through the efforts of our Adventurers we got the job done! I'm so proud. *Zhong* kept the Princess calm and safe. Whilst *Panda* cut his way demonically through *guard after guard* until finally he forced the Nobleman to undo his treachery. *Panda* has earned the title *Demon of the Mountain* due to his battle prowess. *Zhong* has earned the Title Guardian of the lake. As this Princess belongs to the *Royal House Of Yamakawa*. Well done the both you, truly some of our Guild's finest

*A Past Better Left Forgot -* This Mission was a little bit sneaky on my part but it had the required affect. *Dragoon* who many of you may not know comes from a *rich household*. He ran away to serve his kingdom in a local War but was abandoned and left for dead by the very soldiers he always looked up to. He was lost and found *our Guild*. However he had not returned home to his family until he saw this Quest and got what I was hinting at. Dragoon has finally patched things up with them. I'm proud of you buddy

Confession Time - Congratulations! *Hikki* you finally confessed and *Miss Lulu* responded in kind. I wish the both of you happiness x1000 and look forward to seeing where your story goes. 😉 ||If you want to see how their relationship progresses make sure to keep up to date with my works||

*Social Club -* Woo! This place is popping. It reminds me of a certain club *Kangaroo* took me to a while back. The Town's youth were there along with some other familiar faces. *Zhong* was approached by many suitors is it just me or is she getting more Princess like these days. No one could get close to her however given how she had a *Cat* on her head who would attack any male who would dare come near. Guess *Pickles* doesn't know who the real threat is ||It's Riv|| *Sherlock* was busting it up on the dance floor. *Assassin* was flirting with the wait staff. And *Dragoon* was telling uninterested club-goers his emotional reunion story. Glad you guys had such a groovy time!

*Participants:

PandaUwU

Sherlock

Assassin

Hikki

Zhong

Dragoon*

*S Rank Quest Cleared*

*Jukebox -* Many partook in this concert. Here's what went down: *C.Par* designed the set. *Panda* made sure everyone was in suitable attire. The theatre lights weren't working so *Sherlock* investigated and solved the case 😄 *Dragoon* played some *nice tunes* while *Sherlock* came through with the bass. The *stars of the show* however were *Kaze and Kangaroo* who stole the show with their duet, *Kaze* sung like an angel while *D1scord* spit *killer rhythms* as the stage lit up in blue flame #Magepowers. Here's a snippet of the performance:

Kaze (singing): My whole entire life, I waited for you, But now I see, your as cold as can be... yeah you're cold to me...

Kangaroo (rapping): Yeah, yo.

You're cold to touch that's passion at its best.

The only time I impress is when it's against your chest.

The only time I'm down is when you're not around.

We opposites though, that's why we consistently opposed. I'm a desert your a rain cloud.

That's why when you're on top of me it's a miracle...

You guys were good well done!

*Ps. Kangaroo got a bonus*

*Ps Ps. Zhong was there but no one noticed*

*Ps Ps Ps. Riido was technically there but for Canon Continuity let's say he wasn't*

*Ps Ps Ps Ps. Rivaille came through as well with the Mick Jagger.* ||Also the reason Zhong got nothing done||

*Participants:

PandaUwU

Riido

Sherlock

Kaze

Rivaille

C.Par

Dragoon

D1scord

Murm

Shirai*

*A Rank Quest Cleared*

***Announcements:***

1. Hey so I spent a long time on this anime *summer watching challenge*. As soon as we figure out how to log your progress. We'll post it. It will be next week so yeah that'll be fun.

2. Also *Hikki, Zhong and me* be going hard in the *Library* so be sure to check out their works and mine, if you get the chance 😁

As always if you have any Questions or Suggestions you know where to put them. Thanks in advance!

***Character Of The Week:***

TBD

***Quote of the Week:***

*Shirai - "You should try some excersises daddy"*

***Heated Discussion of The Week:***

What do you mean by Cluck?

***Member feedback + Quotes:***

*D1 - "oh yeah, me and holmes and even ashi for the matter, have nothing bad to say bout the members of the guild administration 🦘 , also nothing strange happened this week so yeah"*

I'd like to shout out *Zhong, Hikki, D1scord, Kaze and Shirai* They've been on fire this week. I'd also like to give my condolences to *Icarus's family* who was on actual fire RIP. Always wear sunscreen folks.

***Interview with Locals:***

Hello everyone and welcome to the Interview with Locals segment of The Weekly Dragon. Here you can find me Zero editor and chief interviewing the town locals. Our next Guest is a special one. Please welcome my very dear friend... Zhong's Innocence.

*Zero - "Hello Thank you for coming"

Zhong's Innocence - crying

Zero - "Don't cry now you're free"

Zhong's Innocence - "What's she going to do without me?! I protected her for so long and because of one stupid chicken she has to face the World of demons"

Zero - "Eh what can you do? Listen you worry to much, relax you did a good Job it's time you move on Zhong already has"

Zhong's Innocence - Wipes tears "Really?"

Zero - "Yep she's already launched a successful adult book career"*

*Zhong's Innocence- "Waa Waa! Zhong how could you?!"

Zero - "Relax. Here have a 'sandwich'"

Hands over a 'sandwhich'

Zhong's Innocence - "What do I do with this?"

Zero - "'bite ' it slowly. Since it's your first time only 'eat' half"

Eats whole 'Sandwich'

Zero - ...*

*Zhong's Innocence - "who makes scarfs for Giraffes?"

Zero - ...*

Welp that's all we have time for.... In unrelated news I think Shirai is going to get a new patient. See you next time 😁

***D1 And Zero's Prison Chronicles***

*Prelude - Welcome to Hell

Inmate 42 - "You hear about the new guys?"

Inmate 33 - "Yeah I heard the Police tracked them down at strip club. They say it took 100 regular officers, 6 Squat teams and a pack of trained Wolves to take them down"

Inmate 42 - "Really I heard they got bored of fighting and just turned themselves in"

??? - "Enough!!!"

Inmate 27 slams his fist down on the mess hall table*

*Inmate 27 - "Those kids ain't sh*t just you wait till they arrive I'll..."

Suddenly blood splatters from the back of Inmate 27's head. And a chill looking dude stands with a lollipop in his mouth, holding a bloodied and dented lunch tray

D1 - "Sorry I was out of Ketchup..."

Everyone stares at this Handsome devil in silence*

*D1 - "Yo Z want some ketchup."

As if appearing out of thin air another Handsome delinquent appears out of nowhere in a bathrobe. He sits atop the bannister above playing an imaginary Violin

Zero - "Even without an instrument my sound be lit"

A whistle blows and a dozen Guards rush in, weapons drawn.

Guard 1 - "Who the hell are you?!"*

*Zero drops down beside D1 who is standing on top a canteen table. D1 rests his bloodied tray on his shoulder as Zero puts his hands in his robe's pockets

Guard 2 - "Sir?" (Whisper)

Guard 1 - "What?!"

Guard 2 - "That's them"

Guard 1 - "Who?!"

Guard 2 - "The maximum security Prisoners the Warden warmed us about"*

*Guard 1 - "Wait you don't mean?!"

Guard 2 - "Yes Sir that's them the most dangerous criminals know to us. D1 the Brazilian Butcher of the East And Zero The Don Killer of the West. The two of them together are supposed to be stronger than most Mid sized Mafias. When they're together they call them... The Twin Devils"

D1 and Zero smile*

*To be continued...*

***Zhong's Problem***

*Shirai opens her office door

Shirai - "Take a seat"

Zhong walks in and sits down. Shirai sits across from her

Zhong - "I'm not sure I should say"

Shirai - "This is a safe place"

Zhong - "It's Zero... He needs to pay"*

*Shirai - "Hmm another Patient because of him huh?"

Shirai scribbles down on her notebook

Shirai - "Don't worry. I already have a plan on how to deal with him hyhy..."

Zhong - "What do you..."

Shirai leans her head until her face is almost touching Zhong's

Shirai - "Want to see what I've been up too?"

Zhong - "Oh no"*

*To be continued...*

***News:***

*Breaking News*

Our Guild be Clucking. *Zhong* be duking. *Hikki* be rapping. *Kaze* be capping. *Sherly* be leading the war. *Denny* be planning *Zero's* death as always. *D1* be Talking in the Jazzy. And someone be *Shirai's* daddy. *Keenan* is sus. So what will happen next? Will Hikki be on the evening news with nothing to lose? Will *Zhong* reclaim her innocence? and will *Murm* Drive-By? Who knows? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball... Oh wait

Thank you to all our members and admin if I was going be a serial killer that only targeted people I liked you'd all be dead ☺️

***Extra***

The Tenth Edition, Geez. Thank you to everyone who's been following the Weekly Dragon and helped get it this far! Anyone want their own segment let me know. I'll endeavour to keep this Crazy Ship going! Thank you all

***In Memoriam:***

Nobody Died yay! 🙃

*Well maybe Zhong's innocence*

*(Weekly posts)*

*Ps. New Quests Coming Soon*

Quests Will come tomorrow which means I'll accept you pesky Late Comers this time.