Diabolical was never so curious!

He bought a bible from the base, and tried to find a verse that talked about it. He looked for the word "supercomet" and did. He discovered that supercomet actually was made by a extremely powerful spirit known as "snipertime". 

Diabolical read that snipertime was the Holy Spirit that the game must believe in. Diabolical was looking for ways how to summon him. There wasn't a way. He just comes whenever he wants. 

Diabolical waited patiently, sitting there for 6 days. Snipertime seemed to like his patience, and came himself. 

Diabolical seen a man rise from the ground real slow, he thought, "is this snipertime?". 

His thoughts were seemingly correct. The hairless man looked so old, it didn't even make sense! How could a man with absolutely nothing as in no hair, no side burn, no mustache, no beard, no nothing! How could a man like that look so old at the same time? Because he was physically crumbled. He looked disturbing. His neck was attached to his chest, and his head was facing down. And his spine was scarily visible, it was all destroyed and crumbled up like it was a straw being beaten up by a dwayne Johnson. His arms and legs too. 

His eyes opened. They looked horrific. He smiled. His gums were rotting black, his teeth were yellow. Atleast he didn't look as disturbing as a winning smile or a junkbot, but he still looked putrid. 

He cracked his body until it came back to normal. It looked really painful. To snipertime, it felt like the average boy cracking their knuckles. It really payed off. He now looked normal.

"Ahhh, phaaaraoh...." Snipertime said. 

Diabolical was like "what the hell? I'm not a pharaoh!"

Snipertime repeated "Noo, you are phaaaaaaraoh...." 

"I waited all this time, just to hear, AAAAAAA! FAAAAAAROHE!? WHAT THE HELL!?" Diabolical replied. 

Supercomet joined the argument. "I think he's trying to say that you should marry me so I can give birth to a pharaoh." Said supercomet. 

"Wait we are both male. How is this valid?" Said diabolical. 

"It somehow is." Replied supercomet. 

Diabolical was like "Wait WHAT?"

 Snipertime nodded at diabolical and disappeared. 

Diabolical continued "WAIT, NOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE THE FATHER OF A PHARAOH!"