Chapter 4.5-"C.H.E.R.U.B"

[I.M.P Headquarters, Imp City.]


Everyone is chilling in the I.M.P Headquarters. Loona is taking a nap while Y/N and the others are watching TV. As they watch, a commercial came on. It shows the gates of Heaven opening and Cherub Angel appears on screen.



{Cletus}


Cletus: "Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!"


A Jingle suddenly begins to play on screen.



As it ends, Blitza blasts the TV with her flintlock pistol, and it explodes. Y/N sat with a unamused look on his face while Millie congratulates Blitza.


Millie: "Nice one, B!"


Blitza: "Give me another, Mox!"


Moxxie nervously sweeps away the mess and puts another old fashioned TV onto the TV stand. She turns the TV on with a scared look on her face. The screen shows the logo of 666 News while Blitza pours gunpowder into her flintlock.


Blitza: "Eh, naw, not feelin' it. Next!"


Moxxie switches the channel. The Overlord, Y/N Drew appears on screen, standing in front of a popular amusement park in Hell, Bendyland, with a smile on his face and a cane in his hands.


Y/N Drew: "Hello folks! Come on down to Bendyland where you can win prizes, go on the thrilling rides, and meet your favorite characters! From Bendy, Alice Angel, and Boris the Wolf!"


Before the commercial could end, Y/N pulls out his Magnum from his holster and shoots the TV, destroying the screen. The others turn to him with looks of surprises on their faces.


Y/N: "Oh, sorry about that. I just don't really like him. Bring in another TV Mox!"


Moxxie: "Okay Y/N.."


Moxxie takes the broken TV away and places a new one on the stand. She turns it on and it shows a Imp on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.



{Wally Wackford}


Wally: "I say, I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea 'Factory'! Where you make the things and I make the money!"


Wally gets close to the screen with a pleading face.


Wally: "Please, I'm very desperate!"


Blitza: "Bingo!"


Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again.


Millie: "Woo! You're on a roll, ma'am!"


Moxxie: "Oh come on!"


Loona snores while sleeping in a chair. Suddenly, she awakes when a shaking wakes her up while causing her cup on the table to spill.


Loona: "Guys, do you feel that?"


Blitza: "Oh shit, is that a hellshake?"


Y/N: "That's a thing here?"


Millie holds onto Moxxie as her tail shoots up in fear.


Millie: "Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!


Moxxie: I'm not 'panicking,' because hellquakes don't happen."


Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes her violently.


Loona: "Stop getting hysterical, fatty!"


Loona hits Moxxie against the wall before she is knocked down by a wrecking ball made of black tubes. Part of the walls crumble on Moxxie and a supervillain demon enters the room through the hole.



{Loopty Goopty}


Loopty: "Do not be afraid!" [Biblically Accurate Angels be like.]


Blitza: "Please tell me you got that insurance thing."


Y/N pulls out his Fire Axe and points it at the Skinny man.


Y/N: "Who the hell are you and what are you doing here?"


Loopty: "I am Loopty Goopty! (Singsong voice) Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!"


Loona: "Could've just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing."


Loopty: "I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit!"


Loopty Goopty does a Wavy Dance, weirding the fuck out of Y/N and annoying him.


Y/N: "Jesus christ.. I already fucking hate you and your annoying ass voice."


Loopty: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."


Blitza sniffs him and flinches.


Blitza: "Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?"


Loopty: "Yes! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me here!"


Loona: "Just sayin', the front door would've gotten you here fine..."


Loopty: "Shut up, dear furry!"


He holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed.



[Loona ready to pounce on that bitch.]


Blitza: "Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge? I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitza, the 'A' is silent."


Loopty: "What 'A'?"


Blitza: "Aww, thank you. Now what's the tea, sis?"


Loopty: "The tea?"


Moxxie's arm appears as she struggles under the weight of the debris.


Moxxie: "Guys, help!"


Y/N: "Don't worry Mox, I'll get ya out."


Y/N walks over and lifts some of the debris off of Moxxie. He picks her and she coughs a bit of dust out of her mouth.


Moxxie: "Thank you Y/N..."


Blitza turns back to Loopty and elbows him.


Blitza: "Anyways, why are we killing this guy? I mean, what did he do to you?"


Loopty: "He was... my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man."


He begins to explain his story to the others.



Once he finishes explaining his story, Blitza talks to him again.


Blitza: "Yeah, that's not really evil."


Loopty: "It's evil towards me! Now, get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!"


Blitza: "You do know, Poopty-"


Loopty: "Loopty!"


Blitzo: "Of course, of course. If we do kill him though and he ends up down here, you know, you will be stuck with him, forever."


Loopty: "Oh, trust me! I'm counting on it!"


Loopty summons an array of weapons with his metal tentacles. He has several guns, a rocket launcher, and a circular saw blade.



Moxxie: "That's kinda hot."


Moxxie gives a thumbs up as everyone glances at her.


Blitza: "Okay then, looks like we're going to kill an old man."


Loopty: "Splendid! I'll be on my way now and call me once you finish the job! Here's my card."


He passes Blitza a card with his number on it and jumps out the hole in the wall to go do something else.


Blitza: "Come on guys!"


Y/N: "Yeah... I'm going to sit this one out guys."


Millie: "Wait really? Why?"


Y/N: "I just don't really feel like killing today.. I'm just gonna sit this one out."


Blitza: "Eh, if you say so. You can stay here with Loona while me And M&M can do the job ourselves!"


Y/N: "Good luck then."


Y/N puts Moxxie back on the ground and she goes to leave with the Millie and Blitza.


Y/N: "Looks like its just you and me Loona."


Y/N looks over to Loona who is blushing and pressing her fingers together.


Loona: "Hehe.. Yeah.. Just the two of us."
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[Later...]


Blitza, Millie and Moxxie return back to the Headquarters after their target was eliminated by the Cherubs in the commercial earlier. Y/N was quite surprised to hear that the Cherub angels killed the target instead of them. Now, the team is in a meeting right now discussing about the mission they had.


Blitza: "Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him, so, we failed. Thanks to those fucking cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now so, it's a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner. And now, the two are forever separated. And now, we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up."


Y/N: "So when are you gonna tell Robbie Rotten about the mission?"


Blitza: "Oh, I already sent him a text and, we're in good hands 'cause texts don't make people angry."


A metal plank proceeds to crash into the office as Moxxie scurries out of the way. Loopty slides down the plank and into the office.


Loopty: "Blitz!"


Blitza: "Loofa! We can explain everything. I was..."


Another metal plank crashes through the roof and squashes Moxxie as Lyle, now a mechanical demon, arrives.



[Poor Moxxie tho.. Always getting abused every episode.]


Blitza & Millie: "Lyle Lipton?!"


Millie: "I don't understand, we thought you went to Heaven?"


Lyle: "Heaven? You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by not experimenting on the poor! (Laughs)"


Loopty: "Oh, you no good heartless son of a bitch! (To Blitza) Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!"


Lyle: "The only question now is, what do two old genius robotic inventors do, now that we're in Hell?"


Wally Wackford crashes through the ceiling after he said that.


Wally: "Did someone say, I say, inventors?! Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit! I mean employ."


Blitza: "Everyone, stop fucking up my walls! Y/N and Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!"


Moxxie is shown trapped, frothing at the mouth.



[P A I N .]


Blitza: "Oh, chill out, Moxxie. If you kiss my ass any harder, you'll go right inside me. Satan's balls! First we deal with Heaven's table-scraps, now this?"


Wally: "I guess, you can say, you say, you have a holey operation here, Blitza!"


Wally slaps his knee and laughs. He doubles down on the floor. Y/N just facepalms at the terrible joke he made and sighs in exhaustion.


Blitza: "Get out."


Wally: "Oh hoh hoh! I said "Oh!"


Blitza: "No, I'm serious, get the fuck out!"


Everyone in the room looks at Blitzo, shocked and surprised that she shouted that loud.
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[I know you're wondering, why isn't Y/N involved in this chapter that much? It's because Y/N can easily just kill those Cherubs once they get in his and the others way. Those guys would remind him of children and you know how Afton gets along with children. Plus, Those Cherubs seem to be important in the future of the show so I'm not gonna let Y/N kill them.]

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