Rory: ...It's Rosie

Daffy: yeah that's what I said

Porky walked up to them

Porky: H-Hey guys. The little aliens say it's their turn use the court.

The Nerdlucks were working out but weren't good at it

Rory: Aww they're so cute!

Bugs: yep let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out

Daffy: Too bad they can't practice getting taller!

Rory: Ha! Wait a second...

They all saw the Nerdlucks touch a glowing basketball and became giant monsters. Blanko got closer to Rory

Blanko: Hey little bunny. Boo!

Rory: AH!

She fainted and fell on the floor

Bugs: man down! Wait no... women down!

Daffy: Those little pipsqueaks just turn to superstars!

Porky: They're m-m-monsters!

Sylvester: Suffering succotash! They're Monstars!

Pound popped the basketball and the Monstars walked away

Bugs: Eh I think we might need a little bit of help

Rory slowly got back up

Rory: M-Michael Jordan...

Bugs: hey you read my mind! It's almost as if you knew what I was going to say!

Rory: Haha! G-Good one!

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Later that day Bugs was able to get Michael Jordan to crash into Looney Tunes land

Michael: Ow...

Michael saw Bugs and Rory in front of him

Bugs: look out for the first step doc it's a real lulu

Michael: Bugs Bunny?

Rory: but it's not like you can get hurt here anyway

Michael: and... shorter bugs bunny?

Bugs: you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunnies?

Rory: I'm Rosie and a huge fan!

Michael: You're cartoons you're not real

Bugs: Not real huh? If I weren't real could I do this?

Bugs kissed Michael

Rory thinking: Ew!

The rest of the looney tunes gathered around Michael

Sylvester: It's Michael!

Granny: It's Air Jordan!

Taz: Basketball!

Michael: What's going on here?

Bugs: Why Michael I thought you'd never ask

Rory: get ready for a lot of context and a huge exposition dump

Bugs: thanks Rosie you see Michael these aliens come from outer space and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. What do we care? They're little so we challenged them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little. They're huge! We need to beat these guys! Cause they're talking about slavery!

He Imaging himself being chained up and being forced to perform on stage

Bugs: Then they'll make us do stand-up comedy the same jokes every night for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals!

Rory thinking: aren't we already animals?

Bugs: and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow bug-eyed fat-headed humor-challenged aliens! Eh what I'm trying to say is... WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!

Michael: Yeah but I'm a baseball player now!

Bugs: Right and I'm a Shakespearean actor

Rory: while I come from the future and know how basketball game will end!

Daffy: Ha! Good one!

Rory: Haha! Yep! That was just a joke

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They all take Michael to the gym

Michael: Look I want to help but I haven't play basketball in a long time. My timing's off

Bugs: Eh we'll fix your timing. Look at our facilities!

The gym was a complete mess but Rory felt like crying

Rory thinking: this is where my parents showed me how to play basketball for the first time!

Bugs: hey Rosie you ok?

Rory: Huh? Oh yeah I'm fine! Uh... Just can't believe I get to team up with Michael Jordan!

Rory thinking: I'm not technically lying

Bugs: I get it I feel the same way!

The rest of the Looney Tunes show Michael around

Daffy: We got hoops!

Daffy holds onto the hoop but it break

Elmer: We got weights!

Taz is lifted a weights but dropped it on Elmer

Rory: we got uniforms!

Rory held the tune squad uniform

Sylvester: We got balls!

Sylvester opens a locker and the balls pour out

Michael: You sure do this place is a mess.

Daffy: Mess? You're worried about a little mess?There's nothing a little spit shine wouldn't fix. Spit shine!

Everyone except Rory and Michael started spitting all over the gym and Taz cleaned up the gym

Rory: I forgot the looney tunes used to be all boys...