Y/N was sleeping peacefully.

It isn't very often he gets to sleep like this.

It'd be a shame if an alarm woke him.

BRIIIIING!

SMASH!

"FUCK OFF!"

////

"Fuckin' asshole. Waking me up for school. What are you my mom?"

Y/N's rambling was met with silence.

"Huh. Usually Ophis would be asking if I'm alright. Whatever, I'm sure it's nothing."

*Laughs maniacally*

"The fuck are you laughing at asshole!?"

He was met with silence.

"Fuck off!"

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BANG!

"What it do!?"

"Mr. L/N, please just go to your seat." Y/N's teacher pleaded.

"Fine. But you better let me sleep through class!"

The teacher just waved him off, nodding slightly. Y/N was the cause of a lot of this man's pain recently. Somebody has to pay for the doors after all. He sighed before trying to fix the door.

Y/N sat down at his desk, grimacing at Issei's two porno pals.

"Yo! Didja hear we're gettin' another new student!?" The one that Y/N assumed had cancer asked Issei.

MATSUDA
"THING ONE"

"I heard we were getting two new students." The four-eyed teen spoke next.

MOTOHAMA
"THING TWO"

This caught Y/N's attention. He already figured Asia would be coming to school sometime soon, but a second student?

"Hmm... I wonder who it could possibly be!"

S H U T

Sure enough, Asia comes in pretty soon and introduces herself.

Everbody immediately fell in love with her.

"Are you single!" A boy in the back asked.

Everybody heard the crack of knuckles.

"Mind repeating that for me?" Y/N glared down at him.

The boy promptly fainted.

"Tch! Pussy."

The teacher's mood considerably brightened. Not only did he manage to put the door back on it's hinges, but this girl came in and cheered everybody up.

Literally nothing, not even Y/N could ruin his day now!

Oh how wrong he was.

BANG!

The door crashed into the wall on the other end of the room.

Everybody looked over to the empty doorframe.

"Yo."

"EEEGGGHHH???"

Y/N facepalmed. Of course it was Ophis! He's such an idiot for not realizing.

"I will strangle you."

The teacher slammed his head on the desk.

////

"I, am Ophis Ouroboros. I, like cookies and doughnuts."

Clearly, somebody didn't get the memo last time.

"Are you singl-"

BONK!

Seeing as how the teacher knocked himself out, the class spent the time getting to know the new students.

The boy got back up.

"What's your problem man!?"

"She's my girlfriend."

3...

2...

1...

"EEEEGGHHH???"

"Yes. Y/N is my favourite treat."

Y/N coughed into his hand, hoping nobody caught that.

"Wait, so is he like, any good in bed?" A glasses wearing girl asked.

AIKA KIRYUU
"TEASE QUEEN"

"I get the feeling you won't let this go Kiryuu."

"Of course not!"

Aika and Y/N had met on multiple occasions. The first time they met was the day he arrived in Kuoh. He saw her trolling Matsuda and Motohama.

He obviously joined in.

You could call them friends. But really they just enjoy watching people suffer.

Y/N let out a sigh. "This is gonna be a long day."

//Lunch//

Y/N had taken Ophis to a tree. seeing as how this was the first day he didn't sleep through immediately, he had no clue where he could get food.

He layed back, preparing to take a nap.

"Y/N."

"Ughhh, what?"

Y/N over to see Ophis holding a bento box.

"Oh, oh no! Anime cliches!" Y/N finally realized what this chapter would use to torture him.

Ophis used the chopsticks and grabbed a sushi roll.

"Open."

Y/N reluctantly opened his mouth.

Students nearby were watching them. You would think that the guys would be pissed off, but...

"Phew! Glad he can't take any of the other girls now!" Matsuda practically cheered.

The girls on the other hand.

CRUSH!

A girl crushed her juice box

"Damnit! The new girl already got to him!"

The embarrassment of being fed infront of others really bothered Y/N.

"Fuck. Off."

Okay!

//After School//

Y/N was heading towards the school entrance.

"My cliche senses are tingling."

As Y/N approached a corner, he bumped into Ophis, knocking her over.

"Oh great! What's next a wall slam!?"

...

"C E A S E !"

Y/N reached out his hand to help Ophis up.

"Thank you, Y/N."

Their was a large group of students leaving that decided their time would be better spent eavesdropping.

"Yeah, whatever."

Y/N was ready for the day to be over.

"Don't."

Buuuuuuuut!

"You little shit."

"Y/N. Take me to a cafe."

The students that surrounded them jerked their heads towards the two.

"Sure."

Ophis let out a small smile before doing one of the most lewd acts in the history of anime.

She grabbed his hand.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

The students practically rioted.

////

Ophis kicked her legs happily as she ate her cookie.

Y/N gave her a tired smile. He might not be one for displays of affection, but to him, Ophis smiling was worth it.

"...Shut up..."

////

That's the chapter!

Standard anime cliches. I really wanted to fit a wall slam in somewhere but I couldn't find a good opportunity.

Now normally, i would give a name for the next chapter. But seeing as I appreciate those who read this book, out of the girls that Y/N has met so far, which would you want a chapter about?

I'll let this sit for like a week.

And if no one votes then it will be an Issei chapter.

Buh bye!