giovanni | vanadis

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"happy halloween, this is—"

"i regret it."

"what do you regret?"

"the bubblegum. the bubblegum ice cream."

"you regret ordering it? or eating it?"

"it's the same."

"okay, so why do you regret both?"

"it's..."

"it's...?"

"it tasted like donald trump vomited on it and added expired amoxicillin."

"WHAT?!"

"fuck, i almost puked my insides out."

"what on earth is wrong with your taste buds?!"

"it's plainly disgusting."

"do not say that!"

"but it's true. ask ashleigh."

"did she eat it too?"

"yeah. and she said it's gross."

"but why? it's mouth-watering to me!"

"is this the part where i ask you, 'what on earth is fucking wrong with your taste buds?'"

"nothing's wrong with my taste buds!"

"you really like bubblegum ice cream?"

"yeah..."

"..."

she pouted,
"don't you like it?"

"..."

"it's fine. i understand. i mean, we don't have the same taste buds, right? i just thought you'd like it since it tastes really delicious to me."

"..."

"hey snob, talk to me."

"..."

"..."

"i like it."

"what?"

"the bubblegum ice cream. i like it."