There was once a girl named Haley hart. She was the biggest slut of the jungle. And can you guess what one of her hobbies were? You're tight, she likes to suck dick for a glimpse of the asshole of a guy. So one day she got called and the guy one the phone was nylons, a man whore. He said "heeeeyy gurl how you doing? I want to get my dick sucked! I'll pay 1 dollar in pennies! Please!" she couldn't believe it, her first caller was gonna give her a dollar!
"Ok but only if you let me look inside your asshole!" as soon as she said that there was a moan on the other side of the phone. "I like it when you talk dirty to me!!!" he moaned again. "I'll be there in 3 days, I have to make myself look presentable. You don't know how long it takes for me to look pretty." and she hung up.

-3 days later-

There she finally looked pretty, and she was on her way to suck the man who held the world record of the world's smallest dick. She got into her tricycle and was off. When she got there she knocked on the door of the little box. Nyquil answered the box door, she was only in his boxers. "Heeeeeyyy gurrrl, you don't know how long I've been waiting! I even took 40 viagras just for you baby~". She walked into the small cardboard house and layed on the couch. She pulled him along with her and layed him down. She ripped off his jeans like a wild panther. She needed dick and she needed it now! She then ripped off his panties as well. When she looked down She was so surprised! This was the biggest dick She has ever seen! And it looked so beautiful looking like a vagina. And his balls, OMG looked like the size of a football! So hot! She bent her  face lower and stuck her toungue to get a taste of the beautiful dick. And my oh my did it taste great! She licked the small dick and massaged his balls. He let out beautiful moans of god, he sounded like a banshee! He could only last for 2 seconds and leet out his loud all on her face. "There now show me your asshole!" She begged. He bent over and turned around. My God he had the biggest asshole! She was surprised that she didn't see it sagging while they were walking together. So hooooooottt! xD