All european countries came together to make a cake. A wonderful cake. 

Germany: What should we call it?

England: How about America?

France: Or Canada

Spain: Nah I like Mexico!

Germany: Well choose America! Now what should it have in it.

France: I'll give it some of my fashion sense so they don't end up wearing socks with sandals.

England: I'll give them some of my poshness (is that even a word?)

Germany: Okay I'll give some of my cleverness.

Sweden: They can have some of my beauty.

Turkey: Could I he-

All other countries: Are you even European?

Turkey: Geographically but not politic-

England: Out.

Turkey: *leaves*

Norway: Here they can have some of my kindness.

Germany: Okay! Fra- Where is France?

England: He's baking his own cake. He's calling it Canada.

Germany: AND WHERE IS SPAIN?

England: He's baking lots of cupcakes. He's calling them Latinos.

Germany: Go get France!

England: On it!

Switzerland: I'll bake our cake!

England: I got France! And his cake! It'd mine now! *Runs away*

Switzerland: Well have a tiny problem.

Germany: What is it now?

Switzerland: Done of the kindness fell and they enslaved millions of Africans!

Germany: *sigh* Well get them to stop!

England: *comes back and steals the American cake* oh and I'm leaving this group! #Brexit.

Scotland: But I don't want to leave! Fine! I'll leave the UK!

Germany: STOP fighting!

France: You can't talk you caused World war 2!

Germany: France dint forget how you and Napoleon f***ed up Europe before!

England: *comes back sad* I think I may have spilled some intelligence from the cake.

Germany: What happened now?!

England: They elected Donald Trump as president...

All European countries:...

And that's how America was made. Please don't kill me for the jokes. This wasn't meant to offend anyone! History would be a lot easier if they explained it to us like this....