after the cops arrived, making verosika, apple, and vortex sweat drop anime style, denver stepped forward and said to jacob

denver: jacob, jacob, jacob, everytime there's trouble i gotta deal with you.

jacob; no denver it wasn't me....sure i was in the accident, but i didn't cause it.

he said as verosika walked up and said

verosika: he's right officer, it was me. i wasn't paying attention to where i was going and i didn't mean to almost kill jacob by damaging his car so...i'm sorry.

she said as she lowered her head in guilt, making denver look at jacob as he said

jacob: it's true, it was just an accident.

denver: well, if it is true, then i have no choice but to arrest you so-

he was cut off by jaco as he said

jacob: actually, i have a better idea. why not help her, her gang and bodyguard learn about us and she'll promise to not make an ass of herself next time, ok?

he said his idea to denver, who was thinking about what he said and as he looked at verosika, vortex and apple, he said

denver: ok, i don't see why not.

he said as blitz started to speak

blitz: incoming question, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE VEROSIKA!!!!!!?????

he demanded as denver said

denver: i assume that you two know each other?

blitz: yeah, we dated.

verosika: used to date until he stole my car, run 3 rings to wrath and maxed my credit card on shitty horse riding lessons.

she said as blitz said frustratingly

blitz: DAMN IT WHORE, YOU WILL NOT LET THAT GO!!!!!

he said as he noticed jacob and zuzu's glares, which made him nervouse as jacob said

jacob: is it true?

denver: yeah is it?

he asked angrily as verosika said

verosika: it is.

blitz: but still, why are you here?!

verosika: because my company is losing money and human lands are pretty much the only places to get paid more, right?

zuzu: exactly.

blitz: oh yeah, i can still see that after we won that bet that your still clutching onto that beelzejuice bottle like its the last cock on the earth.

he snarked as jacob and zuzu said confusingly

jacob & zuuz: beelzejuice?

they asked as verosika answered

verosika: it just a drink that only succubi or incubi can drink, anyone else that's not us like a human or something...they turn into...

she was cut off as she accidentally dropped her flask and it poured onto an ant, which grew into a giant anto mutant. once it grew, jacob turned into the decepticon multi-changer sixshot

as he turned into sixshot, he pulled out a sword and sliced it in half before the ant could cause chaos and after he killed it, he said

sixshot: arigato.

he said as he changed into jacob and as he looked at verosika, he sees that she looked embarassed and sees blitz smiling, but as scared as he sees denver, jacob and zuzu angry as he said

blitz: look i know that you're all mad at what i did to her, but let's just drop it.

denver: (sigh) ok, blitz. we'll drop it, but i won't arrest verosika or those other two.

moxxie: say what now?

denver: but i will confiscate her flask and revoke her lisence until she gets a new one.

he said as verosika was shocked, but felt jacob's hand on her shoulder as he said

jacob: remember what i told you about human celebrities?

he asked, making verosika remember what he said as she gave her flask and license to the human cop as he handed it to millie

denver: place the flask in a plastic bag so we can deal with it later, millie.

millie: ok sir.

she said with a salute as vortex said

vortex: wait, blitz and those other two imps are cops now?

jacob; yep, i told them that our police department were having some openings for new cops and they joined in, along with some others as well. and verosika, blitz may be your ex, but a hottie like you would be better off without him, right zuzu?

he said as he nudged his alpha girlfriend as she said

zuzu: that's right, jacob.

as jacob said ''hottie'', it made verosika blush and her eye's widen in shock and her heart was beating rapidly as vortex noticed his boss as he said

vortex: um, boss are you ok?

verosika: huh? yeah i am. i just never heard human say such a word to me like thta before.

apple: wait so you're-

she was cut off as verosika said

verosika: yeah, i am.

she said as she smiled happily and as they looked at each other and saw the looks on their eyes, they realized that they both have a crush on jacob, but their trance was interrupted as jacob yelled out this after realizing something

jacob: SHIT!!!!! THE GROCERIES!!!!! denver, can you tell your cops to bring the groceries i bought to my house before my mom grounds me for life!!!??

denver: calm down, little man. my cops will do anything i ask of them, isn't that right you two?

he said to two random cops

random cops 1 & 2: YES SIR!!

they both said in unison

jacob: good, they're in the trunk.

he said as the cops get the groceries out of the trunk, put them in the squad cars and drive off to jacob's home as denver said

denver: jacob, do you have insurance on your car?

jacob; got it ever since i bought it.

denver: good, even though it's damaged, it looks like it can still drive. and also, stay out of trouble.

jacob: ok.

he said as he and the I.M.P gang drive off as jacob looked at verosika and said

jacob: ok, since you no longer have a license, why not ride with me?

he said to her, making her blush again

verosika: (blushes) ME!!!????

jacob: yeah, with me and my girlfriend here.

zuzu; hi.

she said as she waved, making the two shocked

apple: she's your girlfriend?!

jacob: well, she's the alpha of my harem. meaning i have more than one girlfriend.

he said as the two succubi were shocked at hearing that he has more than one girlfriend and may have a chance to be with him if zuzu says so as they enter jacob's car and drive off as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, hope blotart likes it)