chapter 90: revenge is a dish best served ''sucked''.

after the battle against golarr last night and jacob, zuzu and lilith saved halloween, jacob and his harem had to say their goodbyes to jack, even marcy as well as she hoped that they'll meet again. but when carol met the new members of jacob's harem, coco, milky and kiki, she was happy that her son now has 3 more girlfriends in his harem, but they said they'll move into a house nearby, like how the former I.M.P group moved into jacob's neighborhood.

now we see jacob writing some lyrics of a song he might sing in the future, or at least he was until he heard someone knocking on his door as he said

jacob: who is it?

charlie: just me. can i come in?

she asked in a ticked off way, making jacob worried as he said

jacob: yes you may.

he said as charlie entered in jacob's room with a ''hold in your anger'' face as jacob asked worryingly

jacob: is there something wrong, sweetie?

charlie: nothing was wrong at first....until a certain ex of mine called me and i hung up, which is why i'm trying to hold in my anger.

she said as jacob widened his eyes in shock and then in anger as he said

jacob: SEVIATHAN TRIED TO CALL YOU!!!!!!?????

he screamed in anger and shock, making his harem hear what he said as they ran towards his room in shock as zuzu said

zuzu: are you serious!!!??

vaggie: HE tried to call you?!

charlie: yeah, he did. but i blocked his number after that.

loona: after you told me about what he did to you, i wanted to maul him like a bear for what he did to you.

summer: same with me clawing him to death.

she said in anger as dia, sallie, crymini, and apple nodded in agreement, but jacob thought of an idea as he said

jacob: hey, i got an idea.

he said as they looked at him as zuzu said

zuzu: well, what is it.

jacob: let's call our friends and we'll tell them my plan. ok everyone?

he said as when his harem looked at each other, sallie may looked at jacob and said

sallie: ok. let me call my sister and moxxie.

apple: i'm calling verosika and the gang.

zuzu: good thinking ladies, i'm gonna call me and jacob's friends.

she said as they called their freinds and sallie's sister and husband

(timeskip)

in the vault, we see zuzu's freinds, the I.M.P group, even verosika and her posse with angered looks at being told that charlie's ex boyfriends called her when jacob walked next to a marker board, he said

jacob: ok, here's my idea....we pull what i call a ''revenge prank'' on seviathan von eldritch.

he said, making charlie, the girls and zuzu's friends interested as cherri bomb said

cherri bomb: we're listening...

she said with her and steve smirking deviously, along with everyone else as jacob said

jacob: ok first, charlie will take us to where seviathan lives, we find his room and vadalize it by doing whatever you like to do with it, like grafitti, throwing garbage everywhere, taping his bed on the ceiling, you name it. and once seviathan shows up, he'll be all like WTF!!!!!!!!!....and that's where i come in to screw around that humanoid...whatever the hell he's supposed to be by turning into someone that you all might know and love on YouTube.

ace: ok, and who are you gonna turn into to screw with seviathan?

jacob: does the phrase ''look at me go'' answer your question?

as he said that phrase, jacob and zuzu's male friends...and velvet had wide anime eyes as adam said

adam: wait, you're going to turn into....him?

jacob: yep. and incoming question charlie...do you know where he lives?

charlie: yep, i sure do. (chuckles evilly) he'll pay for what he did to me.

she said as jacob smiled and said

jacob: ok, let's go.

(at the von eldritch castle)

as they arrived at teh castle, they snuck inside and made their way into seviathan's room and started vandalizing it as mabel and lucy started spraying the walls saying ''wieners'' as dipper, zack and steve started throwing trash everywhere. bobby, ace and josh lifted his bed as cherri bomb started taping it on the ceiling while snickering quietly, as for the jacob's harem....the same stuff they're doing until zuzu was gaurding the door, but was scared as she ran inside and said

zuzu: someone's coming this way!!!

as she said that, everyone stopped vandalizing the room and ran towards the window and as they went outside, jacob smirked as he turned into....you'll see

as seviathan, along with his sister arrived in his room, seviathan was shocked and horrified at seeing his room totally destroyed and before he was about to scream, he and his sister started hearing sucking sounds and as they looked out the window, seviathan looked angry and when he opened the window, he said

seviathan: HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!

he demanded at....you'll love who jacob turned into

Suction cup man: CLIMBING YOUR CASTLE WITH SUCTION CUPS DUMBASS, WHAT DO YOU THINK!!!!!!!!

seviathan: why my castle?

suction cup man: why NOT your castle?!

seviathan: your smudging my home's windows, asshole!!!

suction cup man: i'll smudge your windows all i want, LOOK AT ME GO!!!!!!!

seviathan: get off my castle right now!!!!!

suction cup man: that sounds very suggestive.

he snarked at charlie's ex. speaking of charlie, she and the group were quietly laughing at seeing suction cup man arguing at seviathan as velvet was recording the scene, which is giving her a lot of viewers at seeing a PIEMATIONS  character in IRL

seviathan: do you have ANY idea who you're talking to? i am seviathan von eldritch, i am a prince for God's sake, i'll have your head on a stick if you don-

he was cut off as suction cup man pulled out a guitar and said

suction cup man: hey, i wrote you a song.

he said, making seviathan and his sister confused as they said

seviathan & helsa: what?

suction cup man: it goes a little something like this (strums guitar) charlie thinks your a bitch.

he said the title, making seviathan shocked that he knows charlie as he said

seviathan: how do you-

he was cut off as suction cup man started singing

suction cup man: oh you're a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a bitch,  a  BIITCH!!!!!!!! (plays the harmonica and flips him off)

seviathan: get the FUCK off my castle this INSTANT!!!!!!!!

Suction cup man: i can't.

helsa: why the hell not?

suction cup man: can't go down, pretty lady. i can only go up.

he said his point, making helsa blush as her brother said

seviathan: WHAT!!!!!???

suction cup man: i gotta reach the top and ramp back down.

seviathan: you can't just turn around?

he asked while making a ''turn around'' gesture with his hands

suction cup man: of course i can't. what are you, STUPID!!!!!!

seviathan: it can't be that hard, right?

suction cup man: I DON'T SEE YOY CLIMBING A CASTLE WITH SUCTION CUPS!!!!!

helsa: he does make a good point, brother.

seviathan: two things... 1, shut up, helsa and 2, give me a minute.

he said as he left for a few second as suction cup man said

suction cup man: what are you doing?

seviathan: i have plungers!!!!!

he announced as he pulled out two plungers, but as for helsa, jacob's harem, freinds, verosika and her gang...

blitz: what an idiot.

he muttered as millie and moxxie agree with him

suction cup man: oh, this is getting real.

he said sarcastically

seviathan; i'm coming for ya, you son of a bitch.

suction cup man: you are going to kill yourself.

seviathan: fuck you, watch me.

he said as he jumped out of the window and as he tried to latch his plungers onto the windows, he failed as he ended up falling as suction cup man said

suction cup man: for a guy who's a royal, you're pretty fuckin' stupid.

he called out as seviathan said

seviathan: YOU DICK!!!!!!

He yelled in anger and instead of falling on the ground and died/getting injured, he fell into a portal which teleported him straight into the pool, thus making his clothes wet as suction cup man went to the ground by jumping off of the suction cups, which disintegrated as he turned back to jacob, making helsa blush in shock that she's seeing jacob mcfoley in the flesh after seeing him on TV months ago, which made her develop a huge crush on him. speaking of jacob, he and the group ran away from the von eldritch home and went back to jacob's house

(at the mcfoley house)

in the vault, we see jacob, his harem and friends celebrating by drinking soda and non alcholoic beer and laughing hard at the video velvet posted after she recorded the whole ''suction cup man VS seviathan'' argument as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, hope you all LOVED IT, cuz i did while writing this chapter. up next will be the thanksgiving arc.)

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