Wife - Hope you're ready, I'll pick you up in 5. Make sure the kids know they need to be in bed by 8:30 at the latest! 

Husband - got it

Wife - Have you left them some dinner?

Husband - Yep, and I laid the babysitter

Wife - ...

Wife - you did WHAT now?

Husband - PAID! I paid him! bloody autocorrect... didn't mean to give you a heart attack babe