CODE TMD

Hehehe welp I'm back and I have a new laptop too~ anyways if you couldn't tell by the tidal this is  another MHA story and it's based on Izuku's anger snapin' this is based on the other MHA stories I've read that's like this and it's 3 am and I had a spark off inspiration welp enjoy the story

third-person POV

Currently, it's 4:30 in the mornin' and everyone is asleep "god fuckin' danmit" well not everyone now if you thought that came from bagkugou you're wrong that was from Izuku Midoriya Class 1A's "cinnamon roll" now why is he awake? let's see shall we, oh, and what made him cuss too?

Izu's POV

"Why must you hate me Lucifer?" I whispered harshly now if you wonderin' why I'm saying this. It's easy ever since I went to bed shit has happened to me.

First, it was the power Den gave it too much power so guess who had to fix it at midnight that's right me I also feel bad I had to bother Momo to make a couple of new parts for it, although I'm not really that mad at Den the grapiest did scare him the idjit should've known better.

Oh and also Mineta (Blah I can't believe I typed that gross-) somehow managed to clog a toilet and get stuck in there on top of that so I had to break the door -and grab'one of the extras outta the basement- and uncloggin' the toilet, with also havin' to calm down dark shadow when the lights went out I still have no clue as to why I'm the only one that can calm him down.

And on top of it I had to stop Katsy (nope still not typin' kacchan nope) from blowin' up Mina because she tried to take the chocolate I made for him -jokes on her I put hot peppers in them 'cause he likes it that way- all in 3 hours or so, by the time I tried to sleep it was 3:30 am.

And I haven't had any sleep in about a week BUT GUESS WHAT! my insomnia kicked in (same Hunny same) and I got a migraine on top of it so I pretty much only got maybe 30 minutes to an hour of sleep yay me. so when my 5 am alarm went off I was tired, so decided hopefully that liftin' weights would take off the steam before class at 8 but of course, both God and lucifer hate me so I dropped my dumbbell on my foot.

"You've got to be kiddin' me why do you hate me" you know what screw you and tranin' I walked downstairs hopin' no one found my death coffee. (it's one of my favorite coffees and don't know what I would do without it)

Once I got downstairs and went to the highest Cubert and went to grab the container is when I noticed that it was gone bangin' my head on the cuberts and mutterin' "fuckin' hell how could I forget that theirs two insomniacs here" (Shinso is not fully in class 1A yet but with the way, he's there all of the time it's like he is) Katsy walked in and saw my pity party and snorted at me.

"What's wrong Zukie," he said, "oh nothin' besides the fact that I got maybe 30 minutes of sleep with droppin' a dumbbell on my foot and I have no more coffee with a have a fuckin' terrible migraine, to top it off!" I said glarin' at the wall beside him.

If I looked at him I would've noticed him tense up.

Kat's POV

When I walked into the kitchen I noticed Zukie bangin' his head on the cabinets and mutterin' to himself I snorted then asked him what is wrong and when he told me I started to tense up and sweat like hell, oh shit! the times he got a terrible migraine it was hell to those who pissed him off and more.

Let me tell you it was the scariest shit I've ever seen, thanks to my old hag and her advice she gave me when I was 5 I've survived.

"Katsuki a little advice never piss off a Midorya or else every supernatural being out there will come after you and drag you to the deepest pit of whatever is out there do you understand me" I will never forget the hunted look there was in her eye that day it was creepy.

Ok, calm down remember the rules you made.

1. no loud or high-pitched noises
2. if he glares at you don't flinch
3. don't argue with him if you want to live
4. a new one keep the pervy grape away from him he always says somethin' to rile him up

Ok now that the rules have been re-read and I calmed down where did I put that extra can of death coffee? I still have no clue how he and Ma(OC) can drink that shit it's gross.

"It's ok Zukie how 'bout I give you some of my stash of coffee," I said smilin' at him and talkin' in a soft voice (if you ask him that he'll say hell no and tell you to fuck off and die) he looked at me and gave me one of his smiles he saves for me and Eiji (I've decided to make this a KiriDekuBaku story) I walked over to him and hugged him then got the stash of death coffee and started thinkin' that I should tell Eiji to be careful with Zukie today.

Izu's POV

Katsy is a lifesaver he had my coffee stocked I love this man with all of my heart when my coffee was brewin' that's when Eiji decided to come in and give us both kisses on our heads "mornin' my loves," he said to me and Katsy both of us said mornin' that's when my coffee was done huh I guess Katsy was right my day is gettin' a bit better.

Ah shit! I shouldn't have said that when I grabbed the pot of coffee it exploded and burnnin' hot coffee went all over me and glass shards got in my skin on my hand and arm and a little bit in my stomach the people who were in the kitchen at the time freaked out (Katsy Eiji).

"Zukie/Zuzu!" they yelled out and Eiji picked me up and hauled ass to recovery girl With Katsy behind us.

~~~~~30 MINUTES LATER~~~~~~

Kiri POV

After RG healed Zuzu up and we went back to the dorms I could tell there was somethin' up with him it was the feelings he gave off it was.........a pissy vibe? which was weird it's somewhat rare for him to get extremely pissed off the times I've seen it scarred me for dam life!.

When Zuzu went to go get ready for school Kats pulled me aside and told me it was a terrible migraine day which made me pale I look at him and I noticed he was pale too "Kats babe please tell me you're jokin' " he gave me the pity look "Eiji I wish I was that let's just hope is not a fuckin' bad very bad one if it is were all dead" and walked away.

I just stared at him as he walked away fuck we're all dead is what I thought on the way to my dorm room to get ready.

oh my Lucifer my back Fuckin' hurts I've been in the same spot for 3 hours ouch

Izu's POV, when they got back to the dorms

When Eiji Katsy and I got back from RG I went to my dorm and got ready I was grumblin' the whole time after we got back my migraine got even worse when I was done I went to the kitchen to get an apple and an energy drink not gonna test my luck with the coffee again.

When I was eatin' my apple Uraraka and Iida came in I didn't want to deal with her high voice and Iida's loud one "Deku-Kun are you ok" she said " oh yeah I'm fuckin' fantastic" I cussed out " Midoriya that's not very hero-like!".

Oh, gods no don't fuckin' start or else Iida, I didn't realize but I was glarin' at them and they froze.

I started to walk away from them and went to school, My mood got even worse when I got to the classroom, It was because of the grapist I swear if he does anythin' I'm going to kill him.

Third-person POV

Mineta went up to Izuku with a goal (a gross one if you ask me) "hey Midoriya I got a question" he said "yes Mineta can I help you?" he said in a fake innocent and with a different meanin' in his eyes.

'Make a move I dare you and I'll destroy you in two seconds flat 'is what his eyes said. Kat quickly and quietly moved to his window thinkin' he was going to need it and spoiler alert he did.

Kiri understood What he was doing and gave him the look that said, 'really do you think that's necessary?' And everybody just looked at Kat like he was crazy.

"So midoriya I've noticed that you've kinda got a curve to ya and a nice plump ass have you ever thought of cross-" the grapist couldn't even finish what he was saying when Izu picked him up crumbled him into a ball and proceeded to roundhouse kick him out of the classroom like he was a soccer ball.

You could hear high pitch screamin' and cryin' along with it which was funny. Izu sat his ass back down like he was a king and went back to nursin' his head and Kat closed the window mouthin' to everyone in the class, "no one is ever goin' to believe you".

Kiri 100% believed that and went back to his books.

When Aizawa walked in He saw the whole class minus Izuku katsuki and Eijiro starin' at the window "OK what the hell is going on why are you starin' at the window like that" he said doin' a headcount "where is Mineta" everyone pointed minus Kat and Eiji to Izu.

Just one look at Izuku and he understood it was a code TMD. ( he's been through a couple of these and was forever scarred, totally understandable)

"Yeah right like problem child would do that" lyin' through his teeth not that the students could tell and with that, he started the lesson.

~~~~~~~LUNCH TIME~~~~~~~

When Izu went to get katsudon they were out of it and everythin' else he liked so he said screw it and went up to the roof where the rest of Class 1A  was and sat next to Kat and Eiji.

Izu's POV

When I sat next to my boyfriends, I put my head down between my legs and tried to block the noise out, when my stomach decided to growl at me the Baku and Deku squad all looked at me Uraraka decided to talk to me with her too squeaky and high pitched voice "Deku-Kun why don't you have any food?" she said "they were out of the shit I liked" was my short reply if I looked up I would have seen the faces and laughed my ass off.

I was blessed by an angel I swear "here nerd have the rest of my curry" Katsy said, I could have kissed him on the spot if I could (hehe no one knows that those 3 are datin' I thought it would be funny) everyone was stunned when he offered me the food and I'm pretty sure Eiji was tryin' not to laugh Den decide to voice their thoughts.

"Holy shit Bakubro givin' his food away that's a shocker," they said most of the group agreed with them and it somewhat made my migraine even worst, gods their voices don't mix at all, right when I was about to take a bite out of it that's when Mina screamed and snatched the bowl away from me sayin'.

"OH NONONONO you are not eatin' Bakubabes extra gonna kill somebody spicy curry I don't want a dead Midobabe this shit almost put Denki in the hospital" she shouldn't have done that both Katsy and Eiji started slowly scootin' away from me.

While Mina was goin' on about how she's not gonna let that happen and some other shit I wasn't payin' attention to I was gettin' madder and everyone noticed this and started gettin' up to escape. (psh yeah right like that's gonna work Ijits)

In a fake innocent voice, I said "Mina you know that it is rude to take food away from someone when they're hungry" I saw Mina freeze up when I said that.

Wolf's POV, OC

Ever since I woke up I've had a bad feelin' 'bout sumthin' that I can't quite shake off and it be gettin' even worse when I was walkin' to the roof to meet up with my pups- I mean Class 1A. (they're pretty much the mom of them they call them ma and they call them their pups in their head ofc)

When I opened up the door to the roof I was not expectin' what I be seein' class 1A was far away for their "cinnamon roll" or as I be likin' to call him "Sinnamon roll" they were hidin' behind KitKat even tho he be lookin' scared shitless himself and then that's when I saw my demonic pup.

He was givin' horns, a closed eye, a cold Cheshire smile, and may I say I was proud as fuck I walked over to the scared class 1A and imma ignore the flinch that happened when I spoke to them "Yo guys why the Fuck are ya hidin' behind KitKat like newborn pups" Kat was the first to speak.

"Oh thank fuck you're here Ma it's a code TMD," he told me it took a sec for it to ring some bells in my head and when it did I spoke "well shit what did horns do to piss him off even more" most of the class was confused on to what TMD stood for but that was for later.

"Pinky took the curry I gave him away" was Kat's short reply oh that makes sense I started to walk to Izu and horns with class 1A tellin' me not to "let them go they can handle it," KitKat told them and I did handle it a minute later Izu was munchin' on KitKat's curry.

The class was smart to not ask questions 'bout what just happened but Denki had to ask a question "dude how are you still alive!?" that made me snort and the class looked at me "what?" "Why did you just snort like it was funny Ma!?'' Iida said that one.

"Whaddya mean it is 'Zuku pretty much grew up with spicy food and if I 'member correctly when 'Zuku could eat solid food he had something spicy in everythin' "I chuckled at 'Zuku irritated face that was pointed at me.

"Yep that's true" KitKat threw in after that everyone just started to talk among themselves I could tell 'Zuku was happy and I hope his migraine went away a little bit while I was thinkin' I remembered that class 1A and 1B were doing a joint trainin' session, well shit I guess they're gonna see the demonic side of him later I had a pity look on my face and KitKat could tell that somethin' was up.

I saw that he got pale, very pale might I add and he whispered into Mini riots ear and watched as he donned the same look as KitKat, y'know I gotta see this I have a feelin' it's gonna be fun to watch.

~~~~TIME SKIP TO TRAININ'~~~~

Izu's POV

After Ma got Katsy curry from Mina I was happy and my migraine went away a little until I learned that we're havin' a joint trainin' session with class 1B great.

I swear if that kazoo kid says anythin' to piss me off he's a goner. (Kazoo kid=monama)

That's when dadmight, started explainin' what we are doin'.

"Hello class 1A and 1B so today you'll be doin' a villain vs hero trainin' session," he said in a boomin' voice that made my migraine worse oh boy this is goin' to be a couple of long hours.

"This will be done in teams of four two people from each class in one group. There will be 5 villain teams and 5 hero teams they have already picked out," he said as he started to explain more 'bout what we are doin'.

Turns out we're goin' to be doin' a hostage and rescue situation, we have to either rescue or hold captive dadzawa which I find hilarious when I heard this I had to stop myself from laughin' which was hard and I could tell he knew that too and it made me want to laugh even more.

Ok, class the board behind you was what group you're goin' to be in what side you're goin' to be on " dadmight said to us and we started to walk towards the board.

"You have to be fuckin' kiddin' me why do you fuckin' hate me lucifer" I spoke in a whisper

The people near me who heard this, which was Katsy Eiji, Momo Iida, and Todoroki, and two random students from 1B.

Three outta the seven looked at me weird Katsy and Eiji understood me, Kat, more than Eji "it's goin' to be ok Zuzu I hope" the last part was whispered but I thanked him anyways then he said, "alright you two don't kill him alright" and walked over to his team.

The reason as to why he said this was because I and Katsy are teamed up with kazoo kid and the Eiji copy dude he knows me and Katsy can't stand either of them can you blame us tho kazoo kid is annoyin' and never shuts up and copy and paste copies Eiji in everythin' and it's annoyin'.

I and katsy met up with the rest of our team and went to the map to find a spot to hide dadzawa while I was lookin' at the map we were discussin' are plans "so we need a leader the big villain" I told them.

As soon as I said that the pain in the ass decided to talk"Bakugou is perfect for that' kazoo boy said and the copy n paste agreed Katsy didn't like that " the fuck who said I would agree"

Came the angry snark of Katsy "hmm ya most people would think of Katsy as the leader but I think he should be the cover for the real man" I spoke "tch and who do you expect to be the "big villain' as you say" kazoo said in a mockin' voice oh lucifer I want to punch him.

"Me, of course, they won't expect it" was my response "hahaha that's hilarious You the "green bean" be the villain," he said laughin' copy n paste agreein' with him " yeah Midbro you are too Manly to be the villain" oh they shouldn't have said that I looked at them with a glare.

Third-person POV, And switches to Izu I kinda forgot it was supposed to be third person

As soon as those words left those two's mouths you could see Kat sneak away from them and sit down with his phone out to record whatever was going to happen.

Allmight Aizawa Wolf and Vlad king saw this and were confused Vlad was 'bout to yell at him when Wolf and Aizawa put their hands over his mouth and then three out of four went next to Kat Wolf with popcorn in their hands (Don't ask where they got it from).

"So~ KitKat what's goin' on hmm~," Wolf said offerin' some of their popcorn to him "Zukie came up with a plan of him bein' the big boss and they said some shit" was his reply to them he took some popcorn "oh and let me guess those too said somethin' 'bout him bein' "too soft" or some shit" Wolf replied "mhm"

"Oh, boy"Allmight said "they're dead, especially since it's a TMD," Aizawa added.

Now back with Izu and the two idjits, he was getting fed up with these too" shut the fuck up" he yelled Startlin' both classes, apparently, Uraraka wanted to get yelled at today.

"Deku-Kun what's wrong with you today, especially with the cussin' it's not like you," she said oh boy I just wanted to slap her "I agree with Uraraka it's not very hero-like" Iida also chipped in "I for one agree with those too" kazoo boy shivers in disgust from what I saw.

"How 'bout this kazoo boy take your stupid ass somewhere else and BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE WITH THAT SHIT" my voice got louder with each word "and Iida who FUCKIN' CARES IF IT'S HERO LIKE" I turned to Iida and said this "and Uraraka you barely know shit about me so shut the fuck up!" I saw her tear up but I didn't give two shits I'm pissed and they're givin' me a good reason to expel my anger.

"GO 'ZUKU," I think that came from Ma and Kat not sure and I didn't get a chance to look because Momo spoke up.

"Izuku what's wrong with you is there somethin' botherin' you to snap today?," she said very calmly to me knowin' that I'll get mad (I think they would be great friends) tryin' not to snap at her I spoke back to her "oh a lot of things happened to make me snap" she understood that and gave me the look to let it all loose and I did.

When she walked over to the group of specters (Wolf Kat Aizawa Allmight) is when I was gettin' ready to let out my frustration but of course, someone had to say shit "Uhm Midorya may I ask you to calm down" Kendo from class 1B said.

That's it "calm down you're askin' me to calm down that time I checked you had no authority over class 1A" I said "Izuku that's enough it's one to be rude to your class but to another class that's unacceptable" Iida yelled at me while doin' his hand choppin' movement.

"you know what is unacceptable gettin' woken up after not sleeping for a week fixin' shit that other people broke I was ok with Den breakin' the generator but then fuckin' grape pervert had to break a fuckin' toilet and get his ass stuck in there on top of it" I yelled out but I wasn't finished.

"I've had a migraine all day and it keeps gettin' worse every time someone yells or loud ass noises happen and all day you and Uraraka have been annoyin' me to fuckin' death her voice it's too high pitched and squeaky while yours is too loud and robotic I'm tired of you guys thinkin' that you know everythin' about me.

I think imma die my mom just scared me so fuckin' bad

I saw them take on guilty looks but I didn't care I just wanted to get out all of my anger "and you know that incident that happened this morin' with the grapist?" I said to them the whole class nodded their heads and 1B just looked confused " I've been wantin' to do that ever since we started the year he's made so many moves on me I just wanted to murder him" I said seethin' I saw six people get death glares when I said that (Wolf Kat Eiji Aizawa AM and Momo).

Now with my anger somewhat depleted, I was tired of these idiots  "now if you will excuse me I'm going back to the fuckin' dorms to get some damn fuckin' sleep!" I started to walk away when Vlad king put a penny in "Midorya you are not allowed to leave unless one of the teachers gives you the go-ahead so no you are not leavin' " he yelled at me, did I listen to him no I did not.

While I was walkin' away I said "yea I don't listen to you boar man" and flipped him off while I was walkin' away.

Aizawa POV

While problem child listed off what was botherin' him I was gettin' a little upset with my class even more so when he said the grape pervert was tryin' to make moves on him I gained a dark look and my quirk activated I also could feel the people next to me and that Eijiro was also gainin' dark looks.

We all busted up laughin' when Izuku called Vlad boar man and flipped him off the rest were just stunned, and let me say I was proud of him for that.

"Aizawa are you going to laugh and let him do whatever he wants!?" boar man said -Damit problem child!- after I calmed down a little bit is when I was able to speak " yes I am mostly because he is absolutely scary when its a code TMD'' I replied hidin' a shiver " a what now?'' Katsuki spoke up next "a terrible migraine day idiot," he said with a deadpan tone but I could see his shoulders were tense it's understandable.

"Zuzu is scary as shit when it's a TMD," Eijiro said all of us agreed with him "especially when he destroys things or when he finds a sharp object," Kasuki said we all shivered at the memories "wait what" everyone shouted "right ye don't know 'bout a TMD or even him with weapons" Wolf voiced "and you have Ma," Denki said a bit scared of the answer "yep I even trained the las he is pretty good at it too" I could tell everyone at that moment said fuck were dead in their heads.

I mean that was also my first thought too so again it's understandable "s-so you've all been through this before" Sero voiced out I'm just goin' to ignore the stutter "yes" all six of us said "although Kat and Ma have been through more than us" Momo said "eh KitKat has been through a couple more than me" Wolf spoke out in thought "DUDE HOW DID YOU SURVIVE" Denki said.

The only reason I've survived this long was because of my old hag's advice" we all nodded our heads it's true and I thank Mitsuki for it.

"And that would be?" the boar man said "never piss off a Midorya or else every supernatural being out there will come after you and drag you to the deepest pit of whatever is out there" we nodded like it was the word of the widest known to man and in this case they were I could tell everyone got pale by those words " ok class I guess we'll be changin' some stuff around now" I said while gettin' up and snappin' them out there heads.

~~~~~AFTER SCHOOL~~~~~

Third-person POV, I also find this funny I have a migraine rn yay me

Once everyone got back to the dorms they saw Izu on the couch sleepin' and froze "shit if we wake him were dead" Denki squeaked out quietly "yea no shit" Kat snorted and started to walk to Izu and was about to pick him up the class started to freak out except two "Bakubabe why are you pickin' him up?!" Mina said very scared for his life "he'll be more comfortable in his room trust me" he said while walkin' up to Izu's room.

Once he was outta earshot is when everyone let out a breath of relief "man he's brave for doing that" Sero said the class agreed with him " ok everyone I suggest we be very quiet for the rest of the night no loud noises or anything that could wake him up ok" Momo said "yes ma'am" they all said in sync that when Kat came back down and gave them the clear.

"alright imma make dinner now extras" they were grateful and 20 minutes later they were all eatin' when Denki got a text from the grapist "holy shit Mineta just texted he said he landed next to a boat that was 7'000 miles away from Hawaii and he just got there" Denki whisper shouted "hmm new record" Kat and Wolf voice the class just looked at them like they were crazy and finished eatin' and went to there rooms for the night.

When Wolf got to Izu's room for their nightly room check they found not just him but also Kat and Eiji in there cuddlin' him and proceeded to take photos and make sure they were comfortable once they deemed them comfortable enough they kissed the three on their foreheads and went to finish their room check for the night.

~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~

Welp that was fun I hope you enjoyed the story I started this back on the 15 of March I believe, it was fun writin' this Wolf my OC has a Scottish accent their kinda a teacher but also not at the same time I guess I haven't fully decided what to do with her yet.

They were going to be a student but I scraped that out also their pronouns are She/They but it's mostly They/Them imma put My character sheet at the end of this so you can know what They look like and if you see anything wrong with the story or if it's just weird in some parts please tell me so I can go in and fix that thank you for reading I hope you have a nice day or night wherever you are.

Ps wolf is based on me and will be used in different stories their not just my hero academia OC they're my OC for every fandom that I'm in.

Edit: if you read this before then you saw the original drawin' of Wolf I updated them (again)

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