[Cover made by tiffanyaf]

5:34 AM

"It's been a few days"

"Yeah, I was gone"

"Cool"

"I guess so"

"Pinch"

"What?"

"I 'pinched' you. You aren't wearing green"

"How do you know that?"

"Idk, just guessing, but at least it was a good guess"

"Ok then. Why did you 'pinch' me?"

"It's St. Patrick's Day you idiot"

"Oh"

"Why do we even celebrate it?"

"No clue. Weird though how most Americans aren't Irish but most people celebrate it"

"Yeah, but stores go on sale so I can't complain"

"I have to agree with you there"