Chapter Three: Bopeebo, Fresh and Dadbattle

Vector was at Dearest Studio talking to one of the security guards so he could get in.


Vector: I would like to have a talk with Mr. Daddy Dearest, please!


Security Guard: Do you have an appointment with Mr. Dearest?


Vector: No.


Security Guard: I'm sorry, sir. We can't let you in if you don't have an appointment with Mr. Dearest.


Vector: But this is important!


Security Guard: I don't care if you're on fire or if you have coronavirus! No appointment means no entry!


Vector: [Angry] You better let me in there right now!


Security Guard: [Angry] You need to leave before I call the police!


Vector: [Angry] You know what?! Fine! [Stomps away] I can't believe they wouldn't let me in all because I don't have a scheduled appointment! Why do they even do that nowadays?! [Sees a black hat, a black cloak and a pair of black sunglasses in a nearby recylcing bin] That's it! [Walks over to the recylcing bin and puts on the outfit] This well be perfect! [Notices that the outfits smells like trash] Ugh! Minus the smell of course.


Cut to Vector in his disguise talking to the Security Guard.


Security Guard: Can I help you, sir?


Vector: [In a disguised voice] I would like to have a talk with Mr. Daddy Dearest, please!


Security Guard: Do you have an appointment with Mr. Dearest?


Vector: Yes.


Security Guard: Very well then. You can go in now. [Moves out of the way to let Vector in]


Vector: [In a disguised voice] Thank you, kind sir. [Walks into Dearest Studio and then when the security guards weren't looking, he took off the outfit] Now where is Daddy Dearest? [Sees a manager talking to someone]


Manager: Mr. Dearest, your next show is in one hour.


Daddy Dearest: Great. Let's hope that this time, I'll actually get noticed!


Vector: Bingo! [As the manager left, Vector walked over to Daddy Dearest] So, you're Daddy Dearest, aren't you?


Daddy Dearest: [To himself] Great. Another fan. [To Vector] Who are you and what do you want?


Vector: Name's Vector! Detective Vector the Crocodile! And I'm here to battle you, Daddy Dearest!


Daddy Dearest: [Smugly] Oh kid. If you actually knew me, you would know that you're not gonna beat me even if you try! But if you wanna lose so badly, then fine! If you lose, you might possibly get killed, but if you win, I'll give you this! [Shows Vector the Portal Ticket]


Vector: [Determined] That's a BET!! I'll suplex you, old man! You ain't ready for this problem!! I am gonna funk you up so bad that you'll...


Daddy Dearest: I meant in a singing battle, you idiot.


Vector: Oh. Well in that case, I'm one of the hottest singers out right now. I'll help you get with the times, old man!


Daddy Dearest: I might not look like it, but I'm much younger than I look! Now put your mic where your yapper is, croc!


Vector: Alright! Don't go too hard, you might get an aneurysm.




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GO!!!





[Daddy Dearest]


🎶Rock! Go, go!


[Vector]


Funk! Go, go! (Hey!)


[Daddy Dearest]


Rock! Thee Floor-


[Vector]


Funk! Thee floor- (Hey!)


[Daddy Dearest]


Go, funk rock go-


[Vector]


Go, rock funk go- (Hey!)


[Daddy Dearest]


I own this town!


[Vector]


I own the funk!


[Daddy Dearest]


Ba ba po-


[Vector]


Be ba po- (Hey!)


[Daddy Dearest]


Bopeeba-


[Vector]


Bopeeba- (Hey! Hey!)


[Daddy Dearest]


Bopeebo-


[Vector]


Bopeebo- (Hey!)


[Daddy Dearest]


Rock the town,
Ah Ooooh-


[Vector]


Funk the babes,
Ah Ooooh-


[Daddy Dearest]


Punk! Rock go!


[Vector]


Punk! Funk go! (Hey!)


[Daddy Dearest]


Funk, Rock!
Don't make me, laugh!


[Vector]


Rock, Funk!
Don't make me, laugh!


[Daddy Dearest]


Bapobo-


[Vector]


Bapobo- (Hey!)


[Daddy Dearest]


Oooooooooooh!


[Vector]


Oooooooooooh!


[Daddy Dearest]


Bopeebo-


[Vector]


Bopeebo- (Hey!)


[Daddy Dearest]


Rock the town,
Ah Ooooh-


[Vector]


Funk the babes,
Ah Ooooh-


[Daddy Dearest]


Bopeebobaboo!


[Vector]


Bopeebobaboo! (Hey!)


[Daddy Dearest]


Rock the town,
Ah Ooooh-


[Vector]


Funk the babes,
Ah Ooooh-🎶




Vector: You know what? That was a lot less scary than I imagined it would be.


Daddy Dearest: Pfft, that was just baby-time music. I thought someone as puny as you would only be able to handle that. Now here comes the real test.


Vector: [Determined] Hit me with anything you want, grandpa!


Daddy Dearest: Alright. You said you liked singing, right? Well I actually hung with and killed both Biggie and Tupac. Let me show you what they taught me before I made them goners.




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Daddy Dearest: [Beatboxing]


Vector: [Beatboxing]


Daddy Dearest: [Beatboxing]


Vector: [Beatboxing] (Twist!)




[Daddy Dearest]


🎶We do rock!


[Vector]


We do funk


[Daddy Dearest]


All day long, yeah.


[Vector]


All day long, yeah.


[Daddy Dearest]


The funk is now, over!


[Vector]


the rock is now, over!


[Daddy Dearest]


I'll do, the new rock yeah.


[Vector]


I'll do, the new funk yeah.


[Daddy Dearest]


I win, never lose,
On the streets of rocky flow!


[Vector]


I win, never lose,
On the streets of funky flow!


[Daddy Dearest]


On the streets of punk rock,
I'll win the battle!


[Vector]


On the streets of punk funk,
I'll win the battle!


[Daddy Dearest]


We do rock! Rock! Rock!


[Vector]


We do funk! Funk! Funk


[Daddy Dearest]


All day long, yeah. Yeah.


[Vector]


All day long, yeah. Yeah.


[Daddy Dearest]


The funk is now, over!


[Vector]


the rock is now, over!


[Daddy Dearest]


I'll do, the new rock yeah.


[Vector]


I'll do, the new funk yeah.


[Daddy Dearest]


I win, never lose,
On the streets of rocky flow!


[Vector]


I win, never lose,
On the streets of funky flow!


[Daddy Dearest]


On the streets of punk rock,
I'll win the battle!


[Vector]


On the streets of punk rock,
I'll win the battle!🎶




Daddy Dearest: [Beatboxing]


Vector: [Beatboxing]


Daddy Dearest: [Beatboxing]


Vector: [Beatboxing] Huh. That also wasn't as intense as I thought it'd be!


Daddy Dearest: Well played, you little shit!


Vector: Whatcha gonna do now, pops? The crowd's getting bigger. They want a show. I say we give them one... However, you ARE looking mighty tired.


Daddy Dearest: Same could be said for you, croc. But I'm about to make mincemeat outta you. Let's give the crowd something to scream about.




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[Daddy Dearest]


🎶Time, for the fight,
Against ugly punks and rock lovers-


[Vector]


Time, for the fight,
Against ugly punks and funk lovers-


[Daddy Dearest]


Fight, of the time,
For the, elders and the youngsters.


[Vector]


Fight, of the time,
For the, elders and the youngsters.


[Daddy Dearest]


Like a demon, from hell,
My vocals made all the ladies fell!


[Vector]


Like a demon, from hell,
I have everyone under my spell! (Aah aah aah aah aaah aaaah aah aaaaaah!)


[Daddy Dearest]


Yeah, we are now at,
The biggest showdown anyone has ever seen!


You can try to beat me,
But you might just fail I mean!


I have all the traits,
I'm big and bold and mean!
 (Aah aah aah aah aaah aaaah aah aaaaaah!)


[Vector]


Yeah, we are now at,
The biggest showdown anyone has ever seen!


You can try to beat me,
But you might just fail I mean!


I have all the traits,
I'm big and bold and mean!


[Daddy Dearest]


Time, for the fight,
Against ugly punks and rock lovers-


[Vector]


Time, for the fight,
Against ugly punks and funk lovers-


[Daddy Dearest]


Fight, of the time,
For the, elders and the youngsters.


[Vector]


Fight, of the time,
For the, elders and the youngsters. 
(Aah aah aah aah aaah aaaah aah aaaaaah!)


[Daddy Dearest]


Like a demon, from hell,
My vocals made all the ladies fell!  
(Aah aah aah aah aaah aaaah aah aaaaaah!)


[Vector]


Like a demon, from hell,
I have everyone under my spell!


[Daddy Dearest]


Time, for the fight,
Against ugly punks and rock rock-


[Vector]


Time, for the fight,
Against ugly punks and funk funk-


[Daddy Dearest]


Looks like you won,
You can go now!


[Vector]


Looks like I won,
Against you, ugly clown!🎶




Daddy Dearest: How are you so damn good?!


Vector: It's years of practicing back in my world!


Daddy Dearest: Your world?


Vector: It's a long story. Now as promised? [Holds out his hands]


Daddy Dearest: [Sighs] Here. [Gives Vector the Portal Ticket]


Vector: Thanks you, sir. [Walks out of Dearest Studio, unaware that the security guard was waiting for him] Uh, hi sir.


Security Guard: How did you get inside the studio?


Vector: [Nervously] Uh...


Security Guard: [Angry] You used a disguise to get in, didn't you?!


Vector: [Nervously] No.


Security Guard: Uh huh. Police! Get him! [The police starts chasing after Vector]


Vector: Gah! [Runs away as the police chase him]


He was able to escape the police a few minutes later. He just hid behind a bush until the police gave up, and nobody was hurt!

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