The One With The East German Laundry Detergent


Central Perk, all seven are there.

"Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal." Monica said with a clearly annoyed tone.
"Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?" argued Ross.

"Come on! You guys can pee standing up." said Rach.

"We can? All right, I'm tryin' that." that caused Chandler to pull one of his joke cards. Sophiia couldn't help but laugh.

"Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond" said Joey looking at the girls.
"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care." argued Pheebs.

There was a looong pause.

"Multiple orgasms!" said Ross almost screaming it.
"If we even have one!" yelled Sophiia back clearly winning the argument. But she did receive conserning looks from the boys.

Central Perk, all are there.

"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!" said Chandler doing his cute little Dancy-dance making Sophiia smile.

"No plans, huh?" asked Joey clearly knowing the answer.
"Not a one." he said.

"Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?" asked Ross. Sophiia could feel her smile drop as she heard Janice's name and the fact that they were together. She pushed to the side naming it unnecessary reaction. Jealousy.

"Oh, right, right, shut up." defended Chandler.
"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it." said Monica as Sophiia nodded.

"No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note."

"You're breaking up with her.... over a NOTE?" asked Soph yelling the last part.

"Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling." said Joey.
"Never mind note is good" mumbled Sophiia.

"You know, if you want, I'll do it with you." said Pheebs earning a 'what the actual-' look from both Chandler and Sophiia.

"Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her." he said breaking the awkward silence.

"No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony." she said.

"Tony?" asked Ross
"Who the heck is Tony?" whispered Soph earning a chuckle from the attractive male next to her.

Yep you heard it. Attractive

"Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?" asked Monica.

"Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know." Pheebs said.

"Oh that Tony!" Sophiia whisper-yelled.

"Does anybody want anything else?" asked Rachel in a miserable tone.

Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing.Nothing, just, just, I'm fine." he ended his sentence as Rachel gave him a dirty look.

"What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?" asked Pheebs.

"It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible." she said.
"That guy, he burns me up." Ross joked earning a dirty look from Sophiia this time.

"Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady." said Rachel.

"Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that." commented Chandler.

"Did he give you that whole "You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?" Mon asked.
"Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended disco version, with three choruses of "You'll never make it on your own"." said Rachel.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh." Phoebe said rhythmically.

A beautiful woman in a tight dress enters.

"Hi, Joey." she said.

"My god, Angela."

Angela takes a seat at the counter.

"Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her." Monica commented.

"Are you gonna go over there?" questioned Pheebs.

"No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool." he finished, quickly walking over to her.

Sophiia heard Ross trying to ask Rachel out. Keyword "trying". But he ended up asking to go as a third wheel.

Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.

"Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you." heard Sophiia from the kitchen chair she was sitting on.

"Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet." said Monica, it was a fair reason.

"Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is..." Joey started.

"Oh, god help us." said Soph looking at the window.

"What?" asked Joey.

"Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!" Monica said finishing Sophiia's thoughts.
"Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me." said Joey quickly changing the subject.

"What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls." asked Mon as the the téléphone rang. Monica went to pick it up but Sophiia insisted.

"Hello?"
"Oh hey, Soph. Could you please come to Ross' please, he needs some help. He's going on a "date" with Rachel"
"Sure, I'll be there in a minute."
"Thank you so much, I couldn't do it without you. Bye"
"Bye, darling!"  (so British ikik)

Sophiia hung up the phone and ran to Ross' apartment. Little did she know Chandler was a blushing mess on the other side.

Ross' apartment, Chandler is over.

"Ok, bye. Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel." he said as a knock could be heard.

"Whose that?" asked Ross.
"That would be Sophiia, I asked her to come with me as an opinion for your so called "date". "
"Oh of course you did." Ross said with a wink and a smug tone. Chandler didn't quite understand his friend but he pushed it to the side and went to open the door.

"Hey, hope i'm not to late I just saw pigeon get run over by a car and I'm traumatized." Sophiia said with a smile. Chandler and Ross looked at her for a moment before moving on.
"Okey.. Um come in?"
She came in and they continued talking about Ross' so called date

"Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?" Chandler asked.

"It's laundry. The thinking through is minimal." Ross answered with a confused voice.

"It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date." said Chandler as he looked back at Soph, who was nodding her head in approval.

"Nuh-uh."
"Yuh-huh."

"So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?" asked Ross.
"Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwear—you want it to be dirty?" said Chandler, Soph jast looked at him confused trying not to laugh.

"No." he said sheepishly.
"Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?" asked Chanchan. (hehe)

"Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear." he paused as he saw their spektical looks
"Ok, I can pick something else up on the way."

"There you go." he said with a half laugh.

Ross exits his apartment, shortly followed by the two soon-to-be lovebirds.
As they walk through the hallway Sophiia broke the silence.
"Where are we going?"
"erm- to Central Perk so I can break up with Janice."
"Huh, I never met her, how is she like?" Soph asked.
"She's nothing special, she was just someone I met and dated for the fact that I thought I was going to die alone." he said with a hurt voice.

"You're not going to die alone, your a great guy. You're funny, handsome, respectful and you value your friends more than anything. You'll find the right one. You are a wonderful person, never forget that."

She said with a heart warming smile.
Chandler was quiet for a bit before he spoke again.

"I'm happy when you're around." he said.

Sophiia could feel her cheeks go tomato red and she secretly hoped that he did not see it. That didn't go unnoticed by Chandler. 

That was the last sentence spoken until they got to Central Perk where they had to say their goodbyes.

"okay I have to go, bye" she said as she tipptoed to kiss Chandler on his cheek which immediately went pink.
"uh-ermm... r-right. Ehm b-bye.." he stutter.

Central Perk, Phoebe is there, ready to break up with her significant other as Chandler walks in. Little does he know Pheebs saw everything and I mean EVERYTHING.

"So? What was that?"
"What was what?" he asked half confused of what she's talking about.
"What do you mean what was what?? That little kiss of yours, of course?"
"oh.. Er-that was nothing, just a friendly kiss." he mumbled.

"Oh, my goodness you like HER!!!"

"No I don't!"





To be continued... <3

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