Ned, talking with Peter and Michelle,: So... You two are a thing now?

Peter, smiling to MJ,: Yeah!

Ned, confused,: How the hell this happen? She used to roast you until yesterday.

Michelle, smirking,: You're wrong, Ned. I still roast him. That's my way to say "Hey, I know you are a loser but I like you and I don't know why".

Peter, looking at her,: See. That's will I like her. I always knew that she roasted me because she had feelings for me. After thinking about that I decide to confront her. I said "MJ, I like you" and then I kissed her and she froze and then she kissed me back and said "I like you too, nerd". So here we are.

Michelle, leaning her head against Peter's shoulder,: That's the story of how we confess our feelings, Ned. Any questions?

Ned, staring at them,: You guys are crazy. I already ship you two. #petechelle4ever

Peter, smiling to MJ,: We already have a number #1 fan, MJ.

Michelle: He's the only fan we could have, Parker. We are losers, by the way, I liked the way our names sound combined. So cheesy.

Ned: I'm cool, Michelle. You guys are losers, not me.

Michelle, full of herself,: If you say so...

Peter: MJ don't mess up with Ned.

Ned: Thanks dude and MJ... before petechelle there was pened. You need my approval to date him.

Michelle, pretending to be worried,: Sorry, Ned. I totally forgot to ask you. Can I date this cute dork?

Ned, looking at her,: Now you have my permission. Take care of him. I'll be watching you, MJ.  

Peter, almost tearing up,: I couldn't be more happy. I really like you, guys.

Michelle, blushing,: Peter, please don't cry.

Ned: Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the people.

Peter: Sorry guys. I'm so emotional with our team. #Teamspidey4ever